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After months of struggling to find an appropriate leader for the failing GOP it looks like there is some light at the end of the tunnel. Thanks to the power of The Onion, we have footage of the Republican Party gearing up a reanimated corpse of former President Ronald Reagan.

The Zombie Reagan is expected to do well in D.C. since no one represents the party better than a 100-year old dead man.

Zombies are the greatest danger that we know of in the world today. Sadly, as we have feared, the evil that is being a ‘zombie’ applies to foods, also.  That peanut never had a chance.

The Japanese have smartly started up their Zombie Boot Camps. Wonder what they know that we do not?

That’s why we take it seriously. We hold weekly Zombie Defense Drills in our cabin in the woods to help us prepare for World War Z. You can never be too safe.

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Whoa!  Zombie Alert!? What the hell…?

A San Antonio woman is being held on $1 million bail in the killing of her 3½-week-old son yesterday. Police say he was dismembered, his face torn away and his brains ripped out. She had apparently eaten the brains, three toes and other body parts before stabbing herself.

Otty Sanchez, the zombie, told officers the devil made her do it.

Police Chief William McManus told reporters today that “you could have heard a pin drop” when officers arrived at the one-story home. “It’s too heinous for me to describe it any further.”

“Congrats!” You survived a wave of mutant, flesh-eating zombies. Thankfully, there’s the Zombocalypse Survival Kit to help you.

Ein, Zwei, Die!

You don’t hear too much about Norwegian flicks these days but we bet you’ll hear about this one. A horror-comedy is coming out that is just pure awesomeness bottled up. “Dead Snow” features Nazi zombies who come back to reclaim their gold after a bunch of horny teens find the stash in a cabin.

There’s only a few more days to Halloween and one of the great traditions is carving a pumpkin better than your neighbors. Show that chump down the block who’s boss with Zombie Pumpkins, the one place to get the coolest pumpkin carving kits and ideas.

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