This suspect and future Darwin Award winner is identified as 31-year-old Luis Rosales, a resident of Los Angeles. He was taken into custody after a loaded 9mm handgun and the money taken from the cash register were found inside Rosales’ backpack. Rosales was booked for armed robbery with a firearm. His bail is set at $101,250.

But the fun thing is the way the police found Rosales.

On November 2, 2011, at around 11:40 p.m. the officer’s arrived at a hotel located in the 300 block of
N. Vermont Avenue after being called in for an armed robbery.  They saw a man on the ground being held by two citizens.

Shortly before police arrived, the desk clerk at a local hotel took notice of a man with a back pack who walked into the lobby and began to suspiciously look around. He asked the clerk about the price of a room, and then pointed a gun at him and demanded money. The suspect walked around the counter where the clerk stood and told him to open the cash register. The clerk, fearing he was going to be shot, opened the register and gave the suspect money.

During the robbery, an elevator door opened, and two hotel guests who happened to be martial arts experts visiting Los Angeles from Oregon for a martial arts’ tournament heard the clerk’s cry for help and immediately took action. The pair grabbed the suspect who was holding a gun in his right hand. During the tussle with the suspect, the Good Samaritans repeatedly asked him to drop the gun and stop struggling. The pair was finally able to wrestle the gun from the suspect and took him to the ground with a leg sweep and then held him on the ground until Rampart Division officers arrived.

Dude comes walking in with a cat and a unicorn suit and I’d be raising my rates.

Some stories just write the jokes themselves:

A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defense, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Know a Apple Computer fanboy or girl who loves their device, such as their iPhone or MacBook, so much that nothing else in the world matters?

Well, you’re in luck.  For those people that spend so much of their time devoted to Apple products that you’re certain they are having ‘relations’ with it late at night you can now push them in the right direction toward human contact.

Imagine a world of brushed metal and Mini Coopers playing Coldplay  on their radios and you have Cupidtino, the Apple fan-based dating site.  The name is a play on the words Cupid and Cupertino, the city in California where Apple is based. But if you had to have that explained than this site isn’t for you.

Cupidtino is a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of Apple products. Why? Diehard Mac & Apple fans often have a lot in common – personalities, creative professions, a similar sense of style and aesthetics, taste, a love for technology, and an annoying sense of entitlement.

Cupidtino believes these are enough fundamental reasons for two people to meet and fall in love, and so they created the first Mac-inspired dating site to help you find other Machearts around you.  Black turtlenecks and jeans are not required, but an Apple product is.  You must use a MacBook, iPhone, or Ipad to use their system.

This post was written on a Mac.

We never knew this was an option for when you died. In that case, we change our minds from being buried in a wooden box (so unoriginal) and want to be set up on the couch in a tee shirt and boxers watching television and eating Cheetos.

People might not miss us that much since that’s what we do all day anyway.

But this clip is a little more odd than usual. Dudes in diapers attached to ropes must make it us a slippery slope to get to a woman behind some panels. You can only imagine what happens next. Just a note, this video is NSFW mostly around the 8 minute mark if you want to fast forward.

Mmmm….who wants some Camel Balls Bubble Gum?

We love this classic treat but we still haven’t been able to find a box in Knoxville.  From the makers of the Arabian Goggles comes the sour-flavored, liquid-filled bubble gum modeled after the most luscious part of a camel.  It’s nuts!

BTW, never bet against an Armadillo. They’re nature’s go-to animal in freaky game shows.

Dude. You’re phone is ringing

We almost think this image is a Photoshop miracle or some hired actors because we’ve never seen, nor heard, of a Star Trek geek with this much devotion under 400 lbs.

Set your phasers on WTF!!!  [via]

Thankfully, we found this video that mixes the two. A dude wearing a hockey mask carves out some sexy, busty anime chicks from his wood. His attention to detail and cleavage are what really sells it.