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This week’s clip of a Japanese Game Show is odd. That’s expected. That’s like going to a Tim Burton movie and seeing Johnny Depp. It’s just natural.

But this clip is a little more odd than usual. Dudes in diapers attached to ropes must make it us a slippery slope to get to a woman behind some panels. You can only imagine what happens next. Just a note, this video is NSFW mostly around the 8 minute mark if you want to fast forward.

Mmmm….who wants some Camel Balls Bubble Gum?

We love this classic treat but we still haven’t been able to find a box in Knoxville.  From the makers of the Arabian Goggles comes the sour-flavored, liquid-filled bubble gum modeled after the most luscious part of a camel.  It’s nuts!

In this week’s video clip of “What the Hell are they smoking in Japan?” we see various animals playing dominoes. Well, not really. The little dudes are winners if they don’t knock down the dominoes.

BTW, never bet against an Armadillo. They’re nature’s go-to animal in freaky game shows.

It may be too late but this picture, if you look closely, is NSFW.

We almost think this image is a Photoshop miracle or some hired actors because we’ve never seen, nor heard, of a Star Trek geek with this much devotion under 400 lbs.

Set your phasers on WTF!!!  [via]

If there’s two things we love it’s anything from Japan ['cuz it's gonna be weird] and anything involving chainsaws ['cus it's cool!]

Thankfully, we found this video that mixes the two. A dude wearing a hockey mask carves out some sexy, busty anime chicks from his wood. His attention to detail and cleavage are what really sells it.

There’s something a little off about this picture from Japan. Hmmmm…..can’t place it right now but something is definitely not normal. [source]

Only BabyLoves new Poo-Poo Pouch nappies can handle a poo explosion or number threes as they (politely) call it. We wonder if they make these for adults? We have a tendency to eat a lot of Taco Bell and we get the explosive number 3’s which can be rather difficult to deal with.

We all know that sex sells in advertising. But what does 2 dudes in bodysuits roshamboing each other have to say about your product?

And more importantly, what flavor is this? In the States we have flavors like Ranch and Nacho Cheese. Guess this bag of Doritos from Japan is Freaky Nut Crunch flavor.  Mmmmm….tasty!

Hot off the presses from Australia is the best headline we’ve seen all week:  “Banana sex cult leader splits after raid.”

You’d think it was an article from the Onion or involving Andy Dick but this happened in real life.  Turns out that a dude, who’s either a genius or a con man [thin line to walk], had convinced a village to get freaky with each other in the open for the sake of a big banana crop.  Awesome!

PAPUA New Guinea police are hunting the leader of a sex cult who promised villagers a bumper banana harvest if they engaged in public sex.

The man and his followers fled naked into the wilderness when police tried to arrest them over the weekend, the Post Courier newspaper reported.

The newspaper said the villagers in Morobe province, about 200km north of the capital Port Moresby, had been promised their banana harvest would increase 10-fold every time they had sex in public.

It said the cult leader was wanted for a range of alleged offences over the past four months, including threatening people and illegal sexual activity.

Inspector Adam Busil said he and officers surrounded the man’s hut early Saturday but he refused to come out, then made a dash for freedom with about seven naked followers.

“He used his two wives as a human shield to avoid being shot at by the policemen,” Busil said.

“They were called on to surrender but they refused.”

He said extra officers were being called in to track down the cultists.