In her new Teleflora Super Bowl commercial, Lima gets all dolled up to give the important message about what Valentine’s Day is really about.

Teleflora’s 2012 Super Bowl commercial starring Adriana Lima is both romantic and alluring; with the gorgeous Lima taking center stage as she prepares for a special Valentine’s Day date..

Lollipop Chainsaw. Grr, baby, grr!

Have a great holiday!

Thankfully, Zooey turns to the Internet. In this clip from the Fox television show the New Girl, Zooey Deschanel finds what she is looking for on the Internet because if you need answers, there’s always the Internet.

And after 5 and 1/2 hours of looking through stuff on the computer a sweet girl like Zooey should not be looking at, we are treated to a little fun. I’m not sure she’s wearing it right but oddly enough it works. Maybe it doesn’t. Who cares.

A little sexy Cosplay, a little ninja action. And this is the last image I see as the sound of my neck cracking like my bones are as brittle as an 88-year old man.

Sounds like the perfect way to go out if you ask me.

Somehow I don’t think I’ll get my wish. It will be more like falling off the couch while playing Halo or Call of Duty and hitting my head on a Mountain Dew can on the coffee table and drifting off to a coma that I never shake. But at least you’ll know what I’ll be dreaming about….

This guy, who despite his creepiness, may or may not be an official TSA agent.  It’s hard to tell because of the travels I’ve had this about sums it up.  That and all the Middle Eastern dudes who get that ‘random’ spot check.

Video slightly NSFW

But what about bringing food into the bathroom?

What’s your rules on that?

I’m not one to waste good food but then I was like, “Holy Crap! Mustard, Peanut Butter….Ketchup!”

“CORN FLAKES!!”

Noël Wells knows how to win my heart.

In case you didn’t know, the Star Wars movies are getting the Blu Ray treatment next month with the tease of lots of extra footage and behind-the-scenes stuff to keep the geeks happy.

One lost treasure for any guy who grew up with the original movies are the awesome pics of Princess Leia in her Slave Girl metal bikini from ‘Return of the Jedi’. Is this her or her body double? Who cares!

Princess Leia Slave Girl at Beach Star Wars

You know, to be safe.

Turns out it is the sexy and voluptuous Vica Kerekes and she knows how to improvise. In this situation she needs a hairbow to tie back the lovely red locks.

Check it out below. Kinda NSFW so be warned.

OK….she’s been in a few other things but just so you know, she’s hot. Very hot. Some might know Emmanuelle Chriqui starring in the HBO series “Entourage.”

And now thanks to our friends at The Campus Socialite we have been blessed with this glorious lesbian scene from one of Emmanuelle Chriqui’s other movies.

In some movie I’ve never heard of called “Elektra Luxx.” I’m sure it’s nowhere near as good as The Zohan but with this lesbian scene Emmanuelle Chriqui plays Bambi Lindberg. In this scene she gives Adrianne Palicki a lap dance. It is beautiful. I won’t be ashamed. I cried a bit….

Michelle Rodriguez

Now the tough lady, who got her start as the boxer in “Girlfight,” takes on a tougher opponent: Sorority Pillow Fight!

OK, it sounds harmless (and sexy enough) but before you know it there’s some blood drawn and that means war.

Personally, I think all sexy pillow fights should end this way then I’d be sure to always watch them.  Oh, who am I kidding….I’ll watch any sexy pillow fight.