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Pledge Of Allegiance, Mammorial Day Weekend Style

dangerdave — Sun, 29 May 2011 01:38:24 +0000

So THIS is why America has so many patriots…

The Pledge of Allegiance has changed a lot over the years.

I may not have the best memory thanks to all those drops to the head, mainly when I was in school and banging my head on the desk out of boredom, but I don’t seem to remember some of this.

The Whitest Kids U Know show us what the Pledge looks like in our schools today. Spot on.

Slow Jerk (NSFW)

dangerdave — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 23:42:32 +0000

The Slow Jerk is a NSFW clip from the comedy of the Whitest Kids U’Know and shows how you deal with a jerk. Slowly.

Whitest Kids You Know – Moon Bears

dangerdave — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:16:17 +0000

Moon bears a dangerous

The United States Government finally admits that they have a secret base on the moon. Sadly, there is a bear problem on the base which is being dealt with.

All we know is that they are not native to the moon and were brought there by humans. Probably stowed away on a shuttle or rocket. Bears are sneaky like that.

You Give Love a Bad Name

dangerdave — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:27:12 +0000

Would Courtney Love just fucking stop selling out Kurt Cobain.

We find it hard to believe that Kurt would enjoy seeing his likeness sold out to the masses in the form of Guitar Hero where you’d see Cobain singing Bon Jovi. Using you own music and image is one thing. But this?…

This,…is just pure awful commercialism for the sake of being commercialism. Yes, we all just died a little inside so Love can get a quick fix.

Pizza Cutters For Outlaw Bikers : The Bachelor Guy

Bounce O’ Meter: Busty CG women [NSFW] : Shock Absorber

The Pros & Cons Of Disney Buying Marvel Comics : The Smoking Section

Marvel/Disney Crossovers We’re Looking Forward To : Woot!

Kelly Carlson looking hot : MoonDog Sports

Megan Fox does Cosmo : I Don’t Like You In That Way

Sonia Red got naked [NSFW] : Foundry Music

Best of the Blogosphere, Summer 2009 : YepYep

10 of history’s unknown badasses : Made Man

The ultimate 80s douche : Retro Comedy

The worst gimmicks in the history of pro wrestling : Epic Carnival

Ouch! A dangerous condom applicator : College Humor

Erin Andrews on Oprah [And a contest] : Gunaxin

40 most undeserving MLB Starting Lineup figures ever : Sharapova’s Thigh

Nasty leg snapping soccer tackle : Total Pro Sports

The un-Danica: Attainably cute race car driver Erin Crocker : All Left Turns

The Whitest Kids U’ Know Season 3 takes a look at Call of Duty. It’s just like watching those first 20 minutes of “Saving Private Ryan” again. The Humanity!