Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers » william shatner http://www.daveandthomas.net Knoxville's Most Unusual Blogging Duo Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:40:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 The Shat Turns 80! Happy Birthday http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/03/22/the-shat-turns-80-happy-birthday/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/03/22/the-shat-turns-80-happy-birthday/#comments Tue, 22 Mar 2011 16:15:14 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=15798 Captain Kirk WTF
Captain’s Log, stardate March 22nd.

The original purveyor of green tail hits the big 80th B-Day.  Awesome.  The original Captain of the Starship Enterprise, William Shatner, celebrates his 80th Anniversary on Earth today and it’s well deserved.  I can only imagine all the kick-ass ways the Shat is celebrating his birthday. There will be strippers, booze, hobos and celebrities dancing the night away.

But I know how Shat will be celebrating his birthday. Don’t tell anyone, but he is going to make love to a mountain. Are you surprised?

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/03/22/the-shat-turns-80-happy-birthday/feed/ 0 Who Knew? Captain Kirk Ran The Enterprise With A Commodore Vic-20 http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/10/01/who-knew-captain-kirk-ran-the-enterprise-with-a-commodore-vic-20/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/10/01/who-knew-captain-kirk-ran-the-enterprise-with-a-commodore-vic-20/#comments Sat, 02 Oct 2010 03:54:49 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=14214 Ohhh, the 80s.  I love them.  Moves were awesome.  TV was rad.  And computers were the bomb.  Take this Commodore Vic-20.  It’s cutting edge and endorsed by Captain Kirk himself.

“Captain’s Log, Stardate 43173.5839.332. We are en route to Oregon via this new game called “Oregon Trail.” Bones is busy treating dysentary and we have come under several attacks from the locals.

I have had my. Way. With.  Several. Of. Their. Women.”

William Shatner Commodore 64

William Shatner Commodore 64

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/10/01/who-knew-captain-kirk-ran-the-enterprise-with-a-commodore-vic-20/feed/ 0 William Shatner Reads Sarah Palin Tweets http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/07/31/william-shatner-reads-sarah-palin-tweets/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/07/31/william-shatner-reads-sarah-palin-tweets/#comments Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:24:37 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=5854 William Shatner reads the Sarah Palin Tweets. The random rambling of the wildly insane and captivating ex-Governor of Alaska are red in a nice poetry style William “Mountain Lover” Shatner.

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/07/31/william-shatner-reads-sarah-palin-tweets/feed/ 0 William Shatner Sarah Palin Spoof http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/07/28/william-shatner-sarah-palin-spoof/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/07/28/william-shatner-sarah-palin-spoof/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:35:56 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=5803 Sarah Palin, the single greatest train wreck to take over the Internet, is being made fun of here on the Tonight Show by master thespian William Shatner.

Sarah Palin gives her resignation speech in the form of a poem and the Shat does his version. We like Shat’s better.

After this skit, Shatner went out into the woods and made love to a mountain. He’s a true man’s man!

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/07/28/william-shatner-sarah-palin-spoof/feed/ 0 Why is Captain Kirk Climbing a Mountain? http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/07/26/why-is-captain-kirk-climbing-a-mountain/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/07/26/why-is-captain-kirk-climbing-a-mountain/#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:41:22 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=5776 Why is Captain Kirk climbing a mountain? To make love to the mountain! Go Kirk, get your freak on the autotune way!

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