Steven Seagal! Under Seige 3

It looks like there is a God and He has submitted a script to Hollywood. Who else besides Joe Eszterhas could come up with a concept of “Under Siege 3: In Space?”

This is such a fantastic idea that it makes our heads exploed and we will strive to help make it a reality as long as they can find some way to bring Gary Busey back with the 3rd installment.  If this flick can make it into the theaters anytime soon it will be the largest movie event every and surely sweep the Academy Awards!

Die Hard 4, Rocky Balboa and the new Indiana Jones were really all just warm-ups for one almighty action comeback movie – Under Siege 3.

Yeah, you heard. Buoyed up by the recent success of his peers, Steven Seagal has decided that he’s going to follow suit and make Under Siege 3. And there’ll be none of this ‘acknowledging the aging process’ malarkey, either – if Steven Seagal gets his way, then Under Siege 3 will be set in outer space where he’ll get to kung-fu a bunch of evil aliens.

So that’s Under Siege 3, coming soon to a theater near you. Provided that the theatre nearest you happens to be the theatre playing inside Steven Seagal</strong>’s wonky and somewhat deluded brain.

It’s nice to see that Steven Seagal can take some time off from bouncing at the Phoenix Hooters to try and resume his ‘acting’ career. We were really hoping that the singing career of Steven Seagal would take off like his movies. How can the world not embrace a singing Steven Seagal?

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