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Should be a short work day.

Chad is a very vocal person as you know already and OchoCincos Twitter feed is a good source of entertainment thanks to his goofy anticts.  Here’s a collection of some of his shopping this morning including Target and ValueCity Furniture  including this $5.00 Snuggie.

What a deal!

Wake up damit!!! Am I the only one up on Black Friday? I’m in line at the dollar store, I’m finna buy all this shit on sale!

Instead we are left with memories of Steven Tyler looking like our Grandma, or breaking his hip like our Grandma,  or the band just breaking up which was announced by a blog post.

It’s hard to believe that Aerosmith is over and that it was announced via a blog post. Technically, it was a blog for a newspaper so that kinda leans toward being OK but it’s nowhere near our vision of the Band rocking so hard one night that the stage explodes.

Well, it was a good ride.  The band rocked almost 40 years which is very impressive.

Someone in for a bumpy ride is former Kansas City Chief Larry Johnso.

Turns out you can get fired from the NFL for being a douchebag.  Better watch out, DeAngelo Hall!

Larry Johnson has been arrested four times since 2003 on various assault charges against women.  But, that’s not why he’s leaving KC and that’s not his biggest douchebag moment.

A few weeks back the egotistical running back popped off and made the Chiefs furious with a “series of actions, including mocking Coach Todd Haley’s lack of football playing experience on his Twitter account; using a gay slur on Twitter and again in the locker room when addressing a group of reporters; and, in the incident that most angered General Manager Scott Pioli, belittling a fan on Twitter by saying he made more money.” [source]

Some team will take a chance on LJ if they are desperate for a playoff run and need an RB fast which is disappointing.  Our guess is the contract will stipulate no Twitter.

Lemaricus Davidson, the alleged ringleader of the torture/slaying of Channon Christian and Hugh Christopher Newsom, will have one more night to sleep wondering if he will get the death penalty

We highly doubt a person that partook in these events has much of a conscience to worry about at this point so he’s probably sleeping OK.   He showed little sign of emotion as the trial took place in Knoxville over the last few weeks and which was followed closely by the local media as well as concerned people via TV and online media streams.

Twitter has help keep Knoxville updated on the trial via searching for the #cntrial term.  We followed along and noticed that some media outlets, notably WATE’s Gene Patterson and Knox News’ Jamie Satterfield,  utilized the power of Twitter this way while others outlets fell by the wayside.

In all, 46 counts were brought against Davidson which meant not whether the broke, drug dealer was going to jail, but rather how long and would he get the death penalty.

There's a special place in Hell for you, Davidson

A jury from Knox County [7 men and 5 women] did what a jury bused in from Davidson County could not with Davidson’s half-brother Letalvis Cobbins. They found the man guilty on all the counts most notably those that would be eligible for a death penalty.

….story continues below.  Be warned of graphic details of the case linked in the story.

Letalvis Cobbins, Davidson’s half-brother, is currently serving life without parole in western Tennessee as he was the first of 4 people charged with the deaths of Newsom and Christian.  A fifth member, Eric DeWayne “E” Boyd, was arrested in connection with the fatal carjacking, though not indicted by the Knox County grand jury, and is serving 18 years in a Federal Jail.

Boyd was the only member not tried for murder in the events.

Lemaricus Devall Davidson was found guilty on all counts. He was found not guilty on three counts of the aggravated rape of Christopher Newsom but was found guilty of the lesser included charges of facilitation of rape.

The next phase of the case will decide the fate of Davidson. The jury will decide which sentence he will face. The choices are life in prison, life in prison without possibility of parole, and the death penalty.

The defense in the case had little to work with in Lemaricus Davidson.  He was highly involved in the crimes and multiple witnesses and DNA evidence painted a disgusting picture of an inhuman act of rage followed by days of lying.

Even though Davidson chose not to take the stand  his interrogation by the KPD recorded on tape were damaging.  In those tapes Davidson repeatedly explained that his brother and friends were responsible.

The defense grasped at some straws and negatively tried to portray Newsom and Christian as ignorant, drug-using kids bouncing around Davidson’s pad looking for some drugs for a party.  They even tried to claim ‘consensual’ sex at one point which did not go over well with the prosecution.

However, the DNA does not lie.

Davidson was dressed up for the jury in glasses, a sweater and collared shirt which one witness claimed was a far cry from the usual baggy pants and hooded sweaters he wore.

Multiple DNA tests confirmed that Davidson indeed participated in the brutal crimes.  Autopsy details and pictures created vivid images of Newsom and Christian’s final moments which were so graphic that one lady fainted in the courtroom.

The images of the bodies found of Christian and Newsom are as some declare, Hellish.  Newsom was bound, gagged, shot in the head [along w/2x's in the back] and then burned.   Christian was hogtied, stuffed in garbage bags and then forced  into a garbage can where she suffocated.

This is all after the brutal torture they endured for hours before.

The controversial murder trial for Davidson will continue when the jury will return Thursday to hear proof in the penalty phase of the trial.  After the sentencing the court will resume with the final two participants, Vanessa Coleman and George Thomas.

Each will be tried separately as in the Davidson case.

Here is a list of some local news sites streaming video of the trial:

• WBIR-TV [NBC]
• WATE-TV [ABC]
• WVLT-TV [CBS]

Staying on track however, we have some Punky news.

Soleil Moon Frye celebrated her 1,000,000th follower on Twitter with a special presentation of Punky some 25 years in the future. The trippy reunion was broadcast on Ustream and now we all remember how old we are.

Spacey sends his message to the world from Dave via his Blackberry.

• House Arrest with Andy Dick: Adam Carolla
• A Little Girl (easily the creepiest thing I’ve ever posted)
• The 10 Douchiest Michael Bay Movie Scenes Of All Time
• The New BK Super 7-Incher
• Issue #337: Slacagawea
• Benny Hill, The Video Game
• SIDE EFFECTS OF THE SWINE FLU [NSFW]
  
• Autotune the Sports: Top Sports Press Conference Moments In One Hot Song
• Beer is good food…
• CREED: Reunited and it feels So Good
• Gisele and her DD’s take a bubble bath [100% NSFW!!]
• Top 10 unusual feats of strength
• 4 reasons dying is better than moving
• Christian Slater was always one step away from stardom.  Too bad
• Snores Like A Duck
• 15 Tattoos That Will Prevent You From Getting Laid
• 10 Funniest Random YouTube Insults

• Pac-Man Joins Twitter
• 9 Funniest Clips Making Fun Of Ed McMahon (In A Gentle, Rest-In-Peace
  Kind Of Tribute Way)
• Top 10 unusual feats of strength
• Bad Tattoo idea: The Female Jesus
• Homeless girl is going to Harvard
• Future Of Dating…
• Is this guy for real?
• Johnny Depp leaves waiter $4,000 tip
• Superman WTF [PIC]
• South Carolina Governor was “Missing” in Argentina…Making a Booty Call

Batman Cometh! [via]

So we sent Zach Galifianakis an email the other day through his official site telling him about all the hard work we did making up a post about his 5 best video moments in honor of Zach Galiafianakisas week. Today we received a reply in the form of a nude photo of Bob Newhart and a short note saying ‘This is the true face of comedy.” Not sure what to make of that. Guess we’ll mull it over while we take a look at this big-ass load of links we found.

The weekend is here, bitches. Let’s kill some time.

P.S. – The great actor David Carradine passed away. We’re a little sad and will be sure to toast him this weekend when we’re having a beer.

• Forbes’ Top(less) Celebrity 100 Power List
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• The 20 Most Inappropriately Hilarious Yahoo! Answers Questions
• Five Terrifying Robot Animals
• The 10 Greatest Conan O’Brien Characters Of All Time
• An ant on a turntable [Moment of Zen]
• The worst dinner I’ve ever cooked
• The “Fat-Free” Revolution
• Reno 911! – Lotto Winner
• The Playboy Hate Fuck List (With Pictures)
• 7 YouTube Videos That Could Probably Be Considered child Abuse
• Is Dwight Howard Really The Next Superman (Tastybooze)
• Adam Morrison Random Thoughts – NBA Finals Edition
• The Penguin That Puts Lame ‘March of the Penguins’ To Shame
• Creepy Note From A 5th Grader Quotes Star Wars…Of Course
• So Many Albino Animals on the Web
• The 10 Funniest Feuds in Music
• Worst Jail Break Ever
• 7 Cats On Twitter With More Followers Than You
• Amy Sedaris Teaches Chelsea Handler How To Clean Her Vagina
• Fake News & Gossip That Went Viral on Twitter
• Anetta Keys Wants To Ride Your Hog (The Beer Goggler)
• Cartoon Hockey Chicks Brawling – This is How You Make the NHL Playoffs More Exciting
  

2 Comments

1. That Dude says:
   March 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm

   gabby johnson, lol

   Reply
2. SunOtter says:
   March 6, 2009 at 7:54 pm

   Love old man stewart!

   Reply