Posts Tagged ‘twitter’

Yes, that is Bengals receiver Chad Johnson Ochocinco testing out a Snuggie.  He’s enjoying the Black Friday sales in Cincinnati before heading to work to look over all the tape on how to beat the Browns this weekend.

Should be a short work day.

Chad is a very vocal person as you know already and OchoCincos Twitter feed is a good source of entertainment thanks to his goofy anticts.  Here’s a collection of some of his shopping this morning including Target and ValueCity Furniture  including this $5.00 Snuggie.

What a deal!

Wake up damit!!! Am I the only one up on Black Friday? I’m in line at the dollar store, I’m finna buy all this shit on sale!

For decades Aerosmith rocked the world and we all expected the band to go out in a blaze of glory, just like an legendary rock band should.

Instead we are left with memories of Steven Tyler looking like our Grandma, or breaking his hip like our Grandma,  or the band just breaking up which was announced by a blog post.

It’s hard to believe that Aerosmith is over and that it was announced via a blog post. Technically, it was a blog for a newspaper so that kinda leans toward being OK but it’s nowhere near our vision of the Band rocking so hard one night that the stage explodes.

Well, it was a good ride.  The band rocked almost 40 years which is very impressive.

Someone in for a bumpy ride is former Kansas City Chief Larry Johnso.

Turns out you can get fired from the NFL for being a douchebag.  Better watch out, DeAngelo Hall!

Larry Johnson has been arrested four times since 2003 on various assault charges against women.  But, that’s not why he’s leaving KC and that’s not his biggest douchebag moment.

A few weeks back the egotistical running back popped off and made the Chiefs furious with a “series of actions, including mocking Coach Todd Haley’s lack of football playing experience on his Twitter account; using a gay slur on Twitter and again in the locker room when addressing a group of reporters; and, in the incident that most angered General Manager Scott Pioli, belittling a fan on Twitter by saying he made more money.” [source]

Some team will take a chance on LJ if they are desperate for a playoff run and need an RB fast which is disappointing.  Our guess is the contract will stipulate no Twitter.

The DNA does not lie.

Lemaricus Davidson, the alleged ringleader of the torture/slaying of Channon Christian and Hugh Christopher Newsom, will have one more night to sleep wondering if he will get the death penalty

We highly doubt a person that partook in these events has much of a conscience to worry about at this point so he’s probably sleeping OK.   He showed little sign of emotion as the trial took place in Knoxville over the last few weeks and which was followed closely by the local media as well as concerned people via TV and online media streams.

Twitter has help keep Knoxville updated on the trial via searching for the #cntrial term.  We followed along and noticed that some media outlets, notably WATE’s Gene Patterson and Knox News’ Jamie Satterfield,  utilized the power of Twitter this way while others outlets fell by the wayside.

In all, 46 counts were brought against Davidson which meant not whether the broke, drug dealer was going to jail, but rather how long and would he get the death penalty.

There's a special place in Hell for you, Davidson

A jury from Knox County [7 men and 5 women] did what a jury bused in from Davidson County could not with Davidson’s half-brother Letalvis Cobbins. They found the man guilty on all the counts most notably those that would be eligible for a death penalty.

….story continues below.  Be warned of graphic details of the case linked in the story.

If you are old enough you might remember a show on TV on NBC in 1984 called “Punky Brewster.” You also might remember a show called “Manimal” which was just awesome.

Staying on track however, we have some Punky news.

Soleil Moon Frye celebrated her 1,000,000th follower on Twitter with a special presentation of Punky some 25 years in the future. The trippy reunion was broadcast on Ustream and now we all remember how old we are.

Kevin Spacey, currently in the fantastic movie “Moon” [see our review], sends a message from Dave to all his followers on Twitter. That is after he spends 10 minutes trying to explain Twitter to him and that it doesn’t cost anything. Not everyone gets Twitter and Dave is apparently one of them.

Spacey sends his message to the world from Dave via his Blackberry.

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Batman Cometh! [via]

So we sent Zach Galifianakis an email the other day through his official site telling him about all the hard work we did making up a post about his 5 best video moments in honor of Zach Galiafianakisas week. Today we received a reply in the form of a nude photo of Bob Newhart and a short note saying ‘This is the true face of comedy.” Not sure what to make of that. Guess we’ll mull it over while we take a look at this big-ass load of links we found.

The weekend is here, bitches. Let’s kill some time.

P.S. – The great actor David Carradine passed away. We’re a little sad and will be sure to toast him this weekend when we’re having a beer.

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