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		<title>Padma and Natalie Portman Dirty Talk</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Padma Lakshmi is not sexually assaulting a Hardee&#8217;s burger or gettin neked, she does appear on the cooking show &#8220;Top Chef.&#8221; Now if you could promise us that every episode of &#8220;Top Chef&#8221; would include scenes like this one with Natalie Portman where they are tossing around dick jokes while eating, we would watch ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/padma-500x377.jpg"><img class="aligncenter" title="Padma" src="http://daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/padma-500x377.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="377" /></a>When <strong>Padma Lakshmi</strong> is not sexually assaulting a <a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/03/27/padma-lakshmi-sexy-hardee%E2%80%99s-burger-commercial/">Hardee&#8217;s burger</a> or<a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/04/15/chelsea-handler-nude-in-allure-magazine/"> gettin neked</a>, she does appear on the cooking show &#8220;Top Chef.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now if you could promise us that every episode of &#8220;Top Chef&#8221; would include scenes like this one with <a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2008/07/04/great-cinematic-schoolgirl-moment-natalie-portman-in-v-for-vendetta/"><strong>Natalie Portman</strong></a> where they are tossing around dick jokes while eating, we would watch every week.<br />
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