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We ran across these images of the Miss Universe and had a good laugh at the crap they make these women dress up as.  What happened to bikinis and low cut dresses?  This ‘National Costume’ part is good for a laugh, we suppose.

The good thing is many of these girls can keep their costumes ready to enter the Rose Bowl parade.

• Gisele is a stripping Secretary: Lame NASCAR Auctions
• Gisele is a stripping Secretary: 100% NSFW!!!
• The Ten Biggest Attention Whores in Sports
• Proposed chapter ideas for Screech’s “Saved” tell-all
• Guess Which Photo Doesn’t Belong
• Reese Zoppelt of the Lingerie Football League

• WERNER HERZOG, DAVID LYNCH, AND MATRICIDE
• Friends: A X-rated Parody Set Visit [NSFW !!!]
• Total Eclipse Of The Heart Flowchart: Dan Band Version
• Real life Candyland on Lombard Street
• Myleene Klass in a bikini could make me watch soccer

• Chris Farley Is Back
• We Love Japan: Attack of the Killer Poop Video is Awesome!
• The Rumors are True! Sing Us a Song, Mr. Belding
• FAITH NO MORE frontman eats (and regurgitates) a shoelace on stage in
  Budapest
• 5 Crazy Tom Cruise Videos

• 50 Reasons Gina Carano Should Stay Out of the Cage
• 5 sports stories we wish would go away
• Top 10: Mike Tyson KOs
• Man Builds “The Dark Knight” Batmobile In Go-Kart Form
• American English w/ Jimmy T

Alex Trebek (Will Ferrell) is at his wits end with the celebrity dingbats that can’t find their head from a hole in the ground. The Celebrity Jeopardy skits from NBC’s Saturday Night Live still remain one of our favorite bits. Right up there with Eddie Murphy’s “Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood” and Belushi’s Samurai.

Ben Stiller does a great Tom Cruise in this skit as well as when he landed the role as the Tom Cruise stunt double for Mission: Impossible II.

Tom Cruise steps in the goose-stepping boots of Nazi Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, the aristocratic German officer who led the heroic attempt to bring down the Nazi regime and end the war by planting a bomb in Hitler’s bunker.

The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead. But fate and circumstance conspire to thrust Stauffenberg from one of many in the plot to a double-edged central role. Not only must he lead the coup and seize control of his nation’s government… He must kill Hitler himself

“Valkyrie” is directed by Bryan Singer (X-Men, Usual Suspects) and opens in theaters December 26th. Catch the full-length trailer of Tom Cruise in “Valkrie.”