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	<title>Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers &#187; timekiller</title>
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		<title>Badass Rainbows Are Badass</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/05/20/badass-rainbows-are-badass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 15:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who says rainbows are weak? You, sissy man? Well punch yourself in the throat, because Rainbows are FUCKING HARD CORE. You know who doesn’t think rainbows are pussy? Pink Floyd. Skittles. And oh yeah, GOD. So man up already and get with the rainbow. As if you have the stones]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://badassrainbows.wordpress.com/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-11827 alignright" style="margin-left: 4px; margin-right: 4px;" title="rainbows" src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rainbows-300x224.jpg" alt="rainbows" width="235" height="188" /></a>Who says rainbows are weak?</p>
<p>You, sissy man?</p>
<p>Well punch yourself in the throat, because Rainbows are FUCKING HARD CORE.</p>
<p>You know who doesn’t think rainbows are pussy? Pink Floyd. Skittles. And oh yeah, GOD. So man up already and <a href="http://badassrainbows.wordpress.com/"><em><strong>get with the rainbow</strong></em></a>.</p>
<p>As if you have the stones.</p>
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		<title>Coke Cheat Sheet is Awesome</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/04/27/coke-cheat-sheet-is-awesome/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/04/27/coke-cheat-sheet-is-awesome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 12:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The most refreshing crib sheet ever. Possibly more work than actually learning the material for the test, but it&#8217;s the idea that counts. [via]]></description>
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The most refreshing crib sheet ever.  Possibly more work than actually learning the material for the test, but it&#8217;s the idea that counts. [<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/coke-cheat-sheet">via</a>]</p>
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		<title>How To Tie Your Shoe and Other Timekillers</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/11/11/how-to-tie-your-shoe-and-other-timekillers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[how to eat chicken wings]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You just think you know how to tie your shoes. If you one of the many people that have their shoelaces come undone during the day it is because you do not tie your shoes correctly. Here&#8217;s how you should be doing it: How to eat a chicken wing. WTF, why didn&#8217;t anyone teach me ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You just think you know how to tie your shoes.  If you one of the many people that have their shoelaces come undone during the day it is because you do not tie your shoes correctly.  Here&#8217;s how you should be doing it:<br />
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<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">How to eat a chicken wing. WTF, why didn&#8217;t anyone teach me this years ago?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgVIFRiPHxk&amp;feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">How they pluck a chicken? Enjoy!</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71KH5aWH7DU" target="_blank">How to make a Fried Bologna Sandwich</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDjbz5TrHJA" target="_blank">How to change a flat tire</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-zWo8IT9kg" target="_blank">How to pick a lock with a paperclip</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VuIShM5kAQ" target="_blank">How to kiss women, by Captain Kirk</a></li>
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<p class="wp-caption-text">Is it cold outside?</p>
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<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/stuff-my-dad-says-cbs-picks-up-beloved-twitter-fee,35195/" target="_blank">&#8220;Shit My Dad Says&#8221; Twitter feed picked up by CBS to be made into a sitcom</a></li>
<li><a href="http://digg.com/d319clG" target="_blank">The White House Reacts to ABC&#8217;s &#8216;V&#8217; Series</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/20886/" target="_blank">Gisele Topless in Fishnet Stockings and High Heels </a>[NSFW]</li>
<li><a href="http://www.gunaxin.com/the-15-best-prison-movies/32843" target="_blank">The 15 Best Prison Movies</a></li>
<li><a href="http://is.gd/4RZyn" target="_blank">Marvel Comics: The Swimsuit Editions</a></li>
<li><a href="http://su.pr/9N25LM" target="_blank">24: The Lost Episodes &#8211; Jack Bauer Disputes a Credit Card Charge</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.lacrossetribune.com/news/local/article_9ee5d1bc-cdbc-11de-a418-001cc4c002e0.html" target="_blank">Deer loses head-butt contest with lawn ornament</a></li>
<li><a href="http://guyism.com/2009/11/30-years-of-sexy-ladies-the-women-of-1982-pt-2.html" target="_blank">30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1982 (Pt. 2)</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/coffee" target="_blank">15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee (PIC)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/2012-with-this-music-is-a-huge-improvement" target="_blank">Raising Arizona + 2012  = Awesome</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/287197-rugby-cheerleaders-the-hottest-women-you-never-knew-existed" target="_blank">Rugby Cheerleaders: The Hottest Women You Never Knew Existed</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794254" target="_blank">The Google logo designer is having marital problems</a></li>
<li><a href="http://su.pr/2eZlRf" target="_blank">How to trick your boss into upgrading your workspace</a></li>
<li><a href="http://loserswithsocks.com/2009/11/10/father-son-bonding/" target="_blank">Father-son Bonding</a></li>
<li><a href="http://su.pr/6hYtQI" target="_blank">Al Gore Will Be On The &#8217;30 Rock&#8217; Christmas Episode</a></li>
<li><a href="http://donchavez.com/blog/2009/11/10/worlds-larget-bikini-parade-evah/" target="_blank">World&#8217;s largest bikini parade</a> (with video)</li>
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		<title>Show Off</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/10/22/show-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Showoff, you&#8217;re only doing that because it&#8217;s really, really impressive]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Showoff, you&#8217;re only doing that because it&#8217;s really, really impressive.<br />
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		<title>RGB</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/10/07/rgb/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/10/07/rgb/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[time killer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The color wheel states Red and Yellow make Orange&#8230;.but no Blue. Sorry Blue. You&#8217;re out of luck. [source]]></description>
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The color wheel states Red and Yellow make Orange&#8230;.but no Blue.</p>
<p>Sorry Blue.  You&#8217;re out of luck.  [<a href="http://www.czeta.it/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/VALMONT_rgb.jpg">source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Mountain Dew + WoW = Total Addiction</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/06/22/mountain-dew-wow-total-addiction/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/06/22/mountain-dew-wow-total-addiction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[time killer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mountain dew]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.daveandthomas.org/?p=4825</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The World of Warcraft may go down in history as the most addictive thing ever created. Mountain Dew isn’t helping the cause by issuing 2 new flavors of Dew to promote WoW. Citrus Cherry and Wild Fruit both sport some wicked WoW artwork as well as the chance to win some cool gear. Every 15 ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.org/?attachment_id=9232" rel="attachment wp-att-9232"><img src="http://daveandthomas.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mtdew.jpg" alt="mtdew" title="mtdew" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9232" width="408" height="186"></a>The World of Warcraft may go down in history as the most addictive thing ever created.  Mountain Dew isn’t helping the cause by issuing 2 new flavors of Dew to promote WoW.  Citrus Cherry and Wild Fruit both sport some wicked WoW artwork as well as the chance to win some cool gear.  Every 15 minutes they are <a href="http://www.mountaindewgamefuel.com/">giving away prizes</a> such as AlienWare laptops and gaming gear.  Check it out now for your chance to take home some cool, free stuff.</p>
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		<title>Phillies Secret To Winning: Hammering Teammates Asses</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2008/10/17/phillies-secret-to-winning-hammering-teammates-asses/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2008/10/17/phillies-secret-to-winning-hammering-teammates-asses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ThomThumb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[sports]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Philadelphia Phillies’ Matt Stairs’ response to a incredible two-run hit. His secret is the incredible feeling from being part of a team and getting your ass hammered by your teammates! Who knew]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Philadelphia Phillies’ Matt Stairs’ response to a incredible two-run hit. His secret is the incredible feeling from being part of a team and getting your ass hammered by your teammates!</p>
<p>Who knew?</p>
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		<title>Hardly Working: Birthdays</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2008/08/21/hardly-working-birthdays-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2008/08/21/hardly-working-birthdays-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. Hardly Working: Birthdays Party planning can be such a hassle]]></description>
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<h4 id="item_desc">Party planning can be such a hassle.</h4>
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