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Tiger Woods gave a heartfelt apology about his boinking everything under the sun. Here’s a video of Tiger’s press conference cut up more appropriately for the Internet masses, with special guest stars Eliot Spitzer, Kobe Bryant, David Letterman and more. {NSFW}

20 Sexy Female Celebs Who Haven’t Aged Well : Manofest

Rip Torn Wins Nick Nolte Memorial Award For Drunken Awesomeness : Film Drunk

Predictions for the Final Season of LOST : Funny Crave

Were We Always Assholes? :  Heavy.com

14 horribly unappetizing vintage food ideas : Guyism

30 Crazy Captchas : Banned in Hollywood

What’s better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs on a Trampoline? Absolutely nothing. OK, maybe pizza : Foundry Music

Mel Gibson is Mad! : Moviefone

The Softer Side of the Marvel Universe: Comics Alliance

Lessons We’ve Learned from Gambling Movies : Moviefone

Tiger’s Transgressions – The Back 9 : Atom Comedy

Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream : Fork Party

Remember, Jesus Loves You : Comedy.com

Tiger Woods‘ affair with Jaimee Grubbs [among others] could cost him upward of $180 million in sponsorship deals. Is she worth it? With that amount of money on the line you’d expect her to be the best.

Maxim Magazine takes a look at Jaimee Grubbs for the upcoming February issue. Check out the rest of the pictures of Jaimee.

One of the craziest years on our books is over. Finally. Someone tap 2009 on the shoulder because it’s time to come out of the game. As the world gathers this week to celebrate the beginning of the new decade we are wondering about the status of our world.

Will our economy bounce back? Will vampire movies still be run into the ground? Will Tiger Woods recover? These are just some of the things on our mind as we take a look back at some of the best and worst of 2009 and reflect.

Maybe it’s the moonshine, but we’re feeling a little nostalgic.

We’d like to point out that the movie 2010 with Roy Scheider was full of crap.  We are no where near the ability to cruise around the moons of Jupiter much less have crazy-ass computers going on killing sprees or have the technology to give John Lithgow a full head of hair.

It’s all a crock!

Since we can’t go into space or fly around the city in our hovercar or personal jet pack, we are forced to stay here on Earth and take the best that society has to offer.  And by society we mean the Internet.  Pop culture had a big year in 2009 and here’s some of the highlights over the last 12 months.

December 2009: Japanese Nurse Prank

November 2009: And the Tiger Woods Scandal Begins

October 2009: Five Reasons Chicago Was Rejected For 2016 Olympic Games

September 2009: Rejected Titles of Sarah Palins New Book

August 2009: From Hell: Christian-Newsom Murder Trial Begins In Knoxville

July 2009:  Why is Captain Kirk Climbing a Mountain?

June 2009: 5 Best Zach Galifianakis Moments

May 2009:  Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory: You Sir Just Blew My Mind

April 2009: Great Japanese Fluorescent Light Fights

March 2009: Padma Lakshmi Sexy Hardee’s Burger Commercial

February 2009: Lily Allen Performing in Blue Lingerie

January 2009: Johnny Knoxville detained for inert grenade at airport

We are headed down the home stretch for the Christmas season and if you have yet to get our present there is still time to order us a good gift.

• Proof That ANYTHING Can Be Deep Fried: Top Cultured
• 30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1966 & 1967:  Guyism
• The 18 Best Movies Of The Decade : Film Drunk
• 25 Unlikely Animal Relationships : Fork Party
• 15 Inappropriate Movie Posters Photoshopped for the Holidays: Moviefone
• Clash of the Titans – trailer 2:  Foundry Music
• Kings Can’t Even Sellout Stadium with $1 Beer Night Promo : The Hoop Doctors
• Hot Cougars: A Photo Gallery:  Funny Crave
• Heading out tonite? Here are the 5 rules for being a good wingman: The Bachelor Guy
• The 15 Worst Comics of the Decade : The Comics Alliance
• Tiger Woods Tower Defense :  Heavy.com
• You have to hand it to Girls Gone Wild for getting a cop and nurse to make out together: Foundry Music

Here’s the latest Tiger Woods parody….

This time Tiger is getting ready to approach the hole and with the help of his caddy lines up the perfect shot. The list of greens Tiger has putted on, other than his wife, has grown to an alleged 15 mistresses. Our favorite is the homely Perkins waitress claiming to have an affair with Tiger.

Perkins? Really? At least have some standards….

Slightly NSFW.  Click on the image below to play the video

After Gatorade dropped its Tiger Woods drink series, the embattled golfer decided to sign a new endorsement deal with Perkins Family Restaurants. A place where he met one of his many mistresses, waitress Mindy Lawton. [via]

The Tiger Woods scandal is in full swing and everyone seems to have an opinion on Tiger’s public image including the man himself. And as Murphy’s Law would have it, Tiger spoke a little too soon about his bland public image just over a month before allegations of cheating on his wife surfaced.

On Tiger’s Facebook in mid-October we see this great quote followed by the usual banter of fans. After Tiger’s car wreck we see a much different type of response [screen cap below]

I’m asked why people don’t often see me and Elin in gossip magazines or tabloids. I think we’ve avoided a lot of media attention because we’re kind of boring …

Tiger Woods is feeling the pressure of being one of the World’s most recognizable athletes after a recent scandal. An accident near his home in Florida last weekend has spurned stories of possible illicit affairs, drinking, and a very jealous wife.

It’s tough being a celebrity but you know you reach the big time when a Taiwanese Television station reenacts what they think happened with cheesy CG graphics.  It’s absolutely beautiful and really tells the story.

Congratulations should be handed out to superstar golfer Tiger Woods who, at the ripe age of 33, stayed out of the scandalous world of celebrities even though he is one of the most recognizable and richest athletes in the world.

Stories popped up this weekend of Tiger being involved is a traffic accident outside his house when his SUV hit a fire hydrant and crashed into a neighbors tree.

Tiger’s trophy wife, Elin Nordegren, allegedly knocked out a window to get Tiger out of the SUV and pulled him to the lawn. Tiger was bruised and cut and later released. [view news report video]

Now the fun begins.

TMZ, and a few other news outlets, are reporting that Elin Nordegren actually went ape-shit on Tiger and caused the accident after attacking Tiger when she believed Tiger was cheating on her.

We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree. [source TMZ]

Nice!

We love a good scandal.  And to go all Jack Nicholson on Tiger’s ass is just classic.

But who’s the other woman?  We hear it’s a partygirl by the name of Rachel Uchitel, pictured below.

She’s the one on the left.  [rimshot....ty].

Rachel Uchitel has been identified as the woman that Tiger Woods is allegedly having an affair with.

Uchitel is a 34-year-old New Yorker who has a reputation of dating married celebrities, having previously been at the center of an affair scandal involving actor David Boreanaz. [via]

Sports by Brooks has a ton of pictures of Rachel Uchitel if you’re interested.

Poor Tiger.  He’s gonna have to use some of that endorsement money to get a nice lawyer or go Kobe on his wife and start sucking up with expensive clothing and jewelry.

Read more:

• Rachel Uchitel denies Tiger Woods affair – first accident photos
• Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
• Tiger Cheating On Wife With ‘Party Girl’
• Woods’ alleged mistress denies affair
• Come clean, Tiger Woods. It’s not so bad
• ESPN: It’s time for Tiger to speak up
• When Tiger Woods and scandal collide, truth becomes the victim