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Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
After months of struggling to find an appropriate leader for the failing GOP it looks like there is some light at the end of the
Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital
A generous donar has given 200 human kidneys to a hospital in Boston. The gift was dropped off in a bag and were so fresh
Boy Finds Own Real Life ET
Never a group to shy away for a cutting social commentary, “The Onion” takes a look at our dependence on processed candy with this report
Best Headline of Week: Banana sex cult leader splits after raid
Hot off the presses from Australia is the best headline we’ve seen all week: “Banana sex cult leader splits after raid.” You’d think it was
NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions
It’s good to see the adorable Detroit Lions getting a chance to hang out with some real NFL players. Professional football players gathered in a
