Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers » The Daily Show http://www.daveandthomas.net Knoxville's Most Unusual Blogging Duo Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:40:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Daily Timekillers Bomb at the Movie Theater http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/04/03/daily-timekillers-bomb-at-the-movie-theater/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/04/03/daily-timekillers-bomb-at-the-movie-theater/#comments Mon, 04 Apr 2011 03:47:51 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=15911 dailytimekillers

Your Highness Movie Clip



Danny McBride, James Franco and Natalie Portman’s tush star in the ancient comedy “Your Highness” due in movie theaters and talking picture houses this Friday. Here Thadeous (McBride) commits to protecting Isabelle (Portman)

5 Explosives that would give Micheal Bay wood

5 Explosives that would give Micheal Bay woodPeople love explosions. When shit blows up, people cheer. Micheal Bay has a career based on this fact; between Armageddon and The Rock, Bay used more explosives than the Manhattan Project. While most people get a charge out of a big bang, Micheal Bay experiences the same, sick sexual thrill a serial killer gets when I watched the light fade from that hooker’s eyes. So I sat down and researched for hours trying to find explosives that would give Mr Bay such a chub that it would detonate his pants. I came up with the following list, which shows humans can make life a more terrifying, special effects-laden place.

March 2011 Fail Compilation

Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage at First Live Show

Charlie Sheen’s Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage at First Live Performance in Detroit “Violent Torpedo of Truth / Defeat Is Not an Option” tour kicked off at the Fox Theatre in Detroit last night… and quickly died a sad, pathetic death. Well, the fate of the tour has yet to be decided, but considering how terribly Sheen was received by the drunk Detroit audience — they booed him off the stage and many walked out early — it’s unlikely the Warlock’s career as a live stand-up performer will last much longer.

Improve Your Work Environment – brought to you by Archer



How to win friends and improve your work environment, a special PSA brought to you by Archer Season 1. Buy it now or watch it on Netflix….you’ll thank me later.

Jessica Messenger Is April’s Model of the Month!

Jessica MessengerIf you don’t know who Jessica Messenger is, she’s an alternative model who has done work for Maxim. You can also see her in the upcoming Maxim event ‘The Maxim Model Boxing Night‘ where she is training to kick some pretty-faces asses twice a week in London. Jessica took some time out of her busy day as a MILF / ass-kicker / model to answer a few questions for Turd Ferguson Blog, and her answers didn’t disappoint! Check’em out.

The Daily Show : You’re Welcome – Internet History


Everyone will forget John Hodgman’s YouTube short, “Battlestar Gay-Fraktica,” when they see Jon shaking hands with Muammar al-Gaddafi.

Sexy Blonde Barron Twins Get Wet in the Waves

Sexy Blonde Barron Twins Get Wet in the Waves

Watch the sexy blonde Barron Twins roll around in the ocean and get a little wet. These busty blonde bombshells love to party and hang out on the beach.

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/04/03/daily-timekillers-bomb-at-the-movie-theater/feed/ 2 Clean Energy Future Never Gonna Happen http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/06/18/clean-energy-future-never-gonna-happen/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/06/18/clean-energy-future-never-gonna-happen/#comments Fri, 18 Jun 2010 12:00:10 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=12315 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c An Energy-Independent Future www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

Jon Stewart and the guys & gals at “The Daily Show” point out some bleak information. With the BP Oil Spill ruining the Gulf of Mexico for years to come, the time for clean energy is now. Right?

Well, the Pres. has promised it in recent speeches. And guess what? The last 8 Chiefs have promised the same.

Yeah, it’s not gonna happen anytime soon, is it….?

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/06/18/clean-energy-future-never-gonna-happen/feed/ 0 I Wanna Kill A Hobo http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/01/09/i-wanna-kill-a-hobo/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/01/09/i-wanna-kill-a-hobo/#comments Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:19:15 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=8770 The Daily Show’s Rob Corddry gets to live the dream of hunting the most dangerous prey when he visits the Elk Mountain Resort in the Rocky Mountains for the ultimate in luxury and anti-terror training. This classic clip shows us the essential tasks to survive a terrorist attack as well as how to kill a vagrant.

“I Wanna Kill A Hobo!”


The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Last Resort
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Full Episodes		 Political Humor Health Care Crisis

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/01/09/i-wanna-kill-a-hobo/feed/ 0 Daily Show: Scientists Hide Global Warming Data http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/12/03/daily-show-scientists-hide-global-warming-data/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/12/03/daily-show-scientists-hide-global-warming-data/#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:33:47 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=8014 Al GorePoor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked via the very Internet you invented. Jon Stewart looks into why scientists try to hide the decline of global warming and how the Internet plays a vital role in debunking data. Darn Internet!


The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Scientists Hide Global Warming Data
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]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/12/03/daily-show-scientists-hide-global-warming-data/feed/ 1 Daily Show : Sean Hannity Uses Glenn Becks Protest Footage http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/11/11/daily-show-sean-hannity-uses-glenn-becks-protest-footage/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/11/11/daily-show-sean-hannity-uses-glenn-becks-protest-footage/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:52:36 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=7596 The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart has uncovered rare footage of Fox News altering the truth.

Sorry. Even we can’t keep a straight face with that comment.

This time around, Fox’s Sean Hannity is busted using footage of Glenn Beck’s bigger protest two months ago to make the recent GOP’s health care rally appear more heavily attended. Ooops….


The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Sean Hannity Uses Glenn Beck’s Protest Footage
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Full Episodes		 Political Humor Health Care Crisis

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/11/11/daily-show-sean-hannity-uses-glenn-becks-protest-footage/feed/ 0 Health Care or Kittens http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/08/13/health-care-or-kittens/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/08/13/health-care-or-kittens/#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:30:40 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=6098 Our corrupt health care system is circling the drain and our glorious leaders seemed baffled at finding an answer. But seriously. Do you really want to talk about that or watch a video of cute kittens?

Jon Stewart is still trying to decide….


The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Health Care or Kittens Decision
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes		 Political Humor Spinal Tap Performance

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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Daily/Colbert – Keyboard Cat
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Daily Show
Full Episodes		 Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/05/20/stephen-colbert-discovers-keyboard-cat/feed/ 2 The Daily Show Weekly News Recap http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/05/04/the-daily-show-weekly-news-recap/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/05/04/the-daily-show-weekly-news-recap/#comments Mon, 04 May 2009 21:49:13 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.org/2009/05/04/the-daily-show-weekly-news-recap/ If you’re slow when it comes up to keeping up with current events then Jon Stewart and The Daily Show can help you get caught up with a weekly recap of all the news that happened last week. Kinda like reading a current newspaper.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Recap – Week of 4/27/09
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes		 Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/05/04/the-daily-show-weekly-news-recap/feed/ 0 Is Something In this Daily Show Clip Killing Your Pets? http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/04/01/is-something-in-this-daily-show-clip-killing-your-pets/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/04/01/is-something-in-this-daily-show-clip-killing-your-pets/#comments Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:47:39 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.org/?p=4599 If you want to know why traditional news outlets are struggling, look no further than last night’s Daily Show. Jon pointed out a shameless tactic that’s used by the cable news networks to prey on viewers’ fears all in the name of increasing ad revenues. It’s exactly why people are turning to more trustworthy new media sources. So, what is this greedy disservice the news nets are committing? Click play, sit through a commercial and find out!

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Inappropriate News Teasers
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes		 Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/04/01/is-something-in-this-daily-show-clip-killing-your-pets/feed/ 0 CNBC’s Jerkstore Comeback http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/03/19/cnbc%e2%80%99s-jerkstore-comeback/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/03/19/cnbc%e2%80%99s-jerkstore-comeback/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:46:15 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.org/?p=4596 george_costanza_jerkstoreA week after Jon Stewart and the Daily Show reached a zenith to their anti-CNBC bashing [see video], a head of the NBC networks has bravely come out of the shadows to defend his misguided network.  In a statement today, NBC Universal Chief Executive Jeff Zucker released his response to the Comedy Central show with the comeback to Jon Stewart,  “Oh yeah, Stewart? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you.”

He’s so brave!

Stewart had stated that CNBC failed to cover the financial crisis and ignored the impending crisis which they were well trained to prepare for.  NBC Universal Chief Executive Jeff Zucker fired back at comedian Jon Stewart on Wednesday, saying it was “unfair” and “absurd” for the funnyman to criticize CNBC and question its coverage of financial news.

Stewart was right for calling out the network for turning a blind eye to the situation that they should be covering.

Zucker, speaking at the McGraw-Hill Media Summit in New York on Wednesday, said that CNBC’s reporters and commentators had done a “terrific” job and the network remained a “go-to” place for financial news.

“It’s unfair to CNBC and to the business media in general,” Zucker said. “I don’t think you can blame what happened here on the business media.”

Speaking later at the same event, Viacom Chief Executive Philippe Dauman defended Stewart, among the top stars of his company’s Comedy Central network.

“He’s very smart and has a connection with the zeitgeist,” Dauman said when asked about he controversy. “Jon Stewart’s one of the few people on air who spoke to what people were thinking out there.”

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/03/19/cnbc%e2%80%99s-jerkstore-comeback/feed/ 0 Jon Stewart Shakes his fist at Twitter http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/03/03/jon-stewart-shakes-his-fist-at-twitter/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/03/03/jon-stewart-shakes-his-fist-at-twitter/#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:21:42 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.org/?p=4576

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Twitter Frenzy
www.thedailyshow.com
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Full Episodes		 Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran

We love Jon Stewart. And now so does everyone addicted to Twitter,….like us. The Daily Show takes a look at the Twitter phenomenon with a great segment about the real-time micro-blog.

2 Comments

  1. That Dude says:
    March 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    gabby johnson, lol

    Reply
  2. SunOtter says:
    March 6, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Love old man stewart!

    Reply
]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/03/03/jon-stewart-shakes-his-fist-at-twitter/feed/ 0 Jon Stewart Nails O’Reilly on Right to Privacy http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/02/10/jon-stewart-nails-oreilly-on-right-to-privacy/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/02/10/jon-stewart-nails-oreilly-on-right-to-privacy/#comments Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:24:36 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.org/?p=4578 Bill O’Reilly is a knee-jerk blowhard with the critical thinking skills of a five-year-old up past his bed-time, so dismantling his arguments is like shooting fish in a barrel. But when a crazy fish is the most-watched fish in the barrel and wields an inordinate amount of influence with the other fish, even fish in other barrels (what?), then it’s time to reexamine the gun-control laws in your barrels.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Bill O’Reilly’s Right to Privacy
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Daily Show
Full Episodes		 Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/02/10/jon-stewart-nails-oreilly-on-right-to-privacy/feed/ 0 Why Are You Such a Dick? – Audio Tape http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/02/06/why-are-you-such-a-dick-audio-tape/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/02/06/why-are-you-such-a-dick-audio-tape/#comments Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:26:41 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.org/?p=4580 It’s only been 2 weeks since Dick Cheney left the White House and he’s already phoning in death threats.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Why Are You Such a Dick? – Audio Tape
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes		 Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/02/06/why-are-you-such-a-dick-audio-tape/feed/ 0 Fox News Goes Into Withdrawal http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/01/24/fox-news-goes-into-withdrawal/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/01/24/fox-news-goes-into-withdrawal/#comments Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:28:45 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.org/?p=4582 Fox News Goes into withdrawal after just one day of Bush being gone. Of course this just gives doomsayers like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity fodder to tell their listeners (mainly old, white people in diapers) that the world is coming to an end.

Jon Stewart and The Daily Show take a look at the stupidity that is the Fox News Channel.


The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Fox News Fear Imbalance
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes		 Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran

]]> http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/01/24/fox-news-goes-into-withdrawal/feed/ 0 How Not To Fake Your Death http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/01/21/how-not-to-fake-your-death/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/01/21/how-not-to-fake-your-death/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:31:06 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.org/?p=4584 If you lost a bunch of money in the economic crisis and you want to start fresh you can always fake your death. It’s a risky gamble but sometimes you gotta do it. One douche decided to do just that but forgot some critical things like having a body for investigators to find. Check out the last message of Marcus Schrenker before his plane went down and he jumped out with a parachute. Jon Stewart and the Daily Show go a hold of the audio tape of the event.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Marcus Schrenker Gets Caught
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes		 Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran

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