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	<title>Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers &#187; thanksgiving</title>
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		<title>Enjoy the Flight</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For all those people out there travel by plane during the Thanksgiving holiday we feel for you. It&#8217;s tough riding on planes these days. If the check-in portion of the trip doesn&#8217;t fry your brain you can always count on the smiling security folk or sitting on a cramped tube full of angry, smelly people ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For all those people out there travel by plane during the Thanksgiving holiday we feel for you.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s tough riding on planes these days.</p>
<p>If the check-in portion of the trip doesn&#8217;t fry your brain you can always count on the smiling security folk or sitting on a cramped tube full of angry, smelly people and forced to watch the latest Steven Segal flick like this one called <strong>Kindergarten Attack Force</strong>:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/seagalkids.gif"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7853" title="Steven Seagal shoots kids" src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/seagalkids.gif" alt="Steven Seagal shoots kids" width="350" height="185" /></a><br />
Actually, that looks like a decent flick. It&#8217;s no <a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2008/10/04/hells-yeah-steven-seagal-wants-under-seige-3-in-space/"><strong>Under Siege 3 In Space</strong></a> but we&#8217;d watch it&#8230;</p>
<p>Of course you wouldn&#8217;t get to see the movie if you were sitting behind this dude.  Thankfully, they put him on the aisle seat.  Not like they had a choice but you really have to balance the weight on this dude.  If he&#8217;s on the side that whole plane would lean and be real tough to steer.</p>
<p>Take a close look at the photo and tell us where that armrest went&#8230;</p>
<div id="attachment_7852" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/epic-fail-airplane-seat-fail.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-7852" title="epic-fail-airplane-seat-fail" src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/epic-fail-airplane-seat-fail.jpg" alt="That's a big dude" width="500" height="639" /></a>
<p class="wp-caption-text">That&#39;s a big dude</p>
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<p>photo <a href="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-airplane-seat-fail.jpg" target="_blank">source</a></p>
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		<title>Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey (A Thanksgiving Tribute)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now you are knee deep in disgruntled family members bickering over dry turkey and preaching to you about your crappy job, lack of a girlfriend, clothes, haircut, and fact that being put on a sex offender list for public urination is still being on a sex offender list. So sit back, eat until you ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By now you are knee deep in disgruntled family members bickering over dry turkey and preaching to you about your crappy job, lack of a girlfriend, clothes, haircut, and fact that being put on a sex offender list for public urination is still being on a sex offender list.</p>
<div id="attachment_7840" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/publicUrination.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-7840" title="Public Urination" src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/publicUrination.jpg" alt="Pervert!" width="450" height="301" /></a>
<p class="wp-caption-text">Getting your hobo on</p>
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<p>So sit back, eat until you puke, and watch football [even though it's the Detroit Lions because it gets you out of talking to your Uncle Randy] and then get up early in the morning for some Black Friday sales. Yup.  It&#8217;s <a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/11/13/happy-crappy-canadian-thanksgiving-with-ellen-page-justin-long/">Thanksgiving</a> again!</p>
<p>So sit back and have a laugh at some <strong>Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey!</strong><br />
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<p>Hat tip to Comedy.com for the <a href="http://youtube.comedy.com/2009/11/25/inappropriate-uses-for-an-uncooked-turkey/">video link</a></p>
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		<title>Pre-Thanksgiving Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanksgiving is just a fantastic holiday because people give you a pat on the back and tell you to go home and eat as much food as humanly possible.  We believe that more holidays should be centered around food like Thanksgiving. That&#8217;s why we are pushing to make Groundhog Day mean more like Thanksgiving. Of ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/thanksgiving_funny_picture_07.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7788" title="thanksgiving_funny_picture_07" src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/thanksgiving_funny_picture_07.jpg" alt="thanksgiving_funny_picture_07" width="338" height="400" /></a><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2009/11/13/happy-crappy-canadian-thanksgiving-with-ellen-page-justin-long/"><strong>Thanksgiving</strong></a> is just a fantastic holiday because people give you a pat on the back and tell you to go home and eat as much food as humanly possible.  We believe that more holidays should be centered around food like Thanksgiving.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s why we are pushing to make Groundhog Day mean more like Thanksgiving.</p>
<p>Of course that depends on how groundhog tastes&#8230;.</p>
<p><strong>Boobies and Celebrities:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1977:  <a href="http://guyism.com/2009/11/30-years-of-sexy-ladies-the-women-of-1977.html" target="_blank"><strong>Guyism</strong></a></li>
<li>Let&#8217;s Talk About Sext [NSFW]:  <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924598/ls:11670" target="_blank"><strong>College Humor</strong></a></li>
<li>J Lo Fell on her Giant Ass:  <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/11/j-lo-fell-on-her-gigantic-ass" target="_blank"><strong>Warming Glow</strong></a></li>
<li>20 Mind-Blowing Back Boobs:  <strong><a href="http://www.manofest.com/Content/20-mind-blowing-back-boobs.html" target="_blank">Manofest</a></strong></li>
<li>Happy [belated] Birthday Scarlett Johansson + pics: <a href="http://moondogsports.com/2009/11/23/happy-belated-birthday-scarlett-johansson/" target="_blank"><strong>Moon Dog Sports</strong></a></li>
<li>Kelly Brook Pick Me Up: <strong><a href="http://tastybooze.com/2009/11/kelly-brook-monday-morning-pick-me-up/" target="_blank">Tasty Booze</a></strong></li>
<li>Meet Jamie Young:  <strong><a href="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/meet-jaime-young.html" target="_blank">The Bachelor Guy</a><br />
</strong></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Non-Boobies:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Some Nora Jones for your entertainment:  <a href="http://soundcheck.walmart.com/norah-jones" target="_blank"><strong>Nora Jones Soundcheck</strong></a></li>
<li>When all else fails, EAT the evidence. Like this Ohio robbery suspect: <a href="http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/20937/" target="_blank"><strong>Foundry Music</strong></a></li>
<li>Railroad Worker Escapes Death Twice In 10 Seconds:  <a href="http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/2009/11/railroad-worker-escapes-death-twice-in-10-seconds/" target="_blank"><strong>YepYep</strong></a></li>
<li>Holiday Giveaway: Win Free Stuff From NerdyShirts.com:  <a href="http://funnycrave.com/holiday-giveaway-win-free-stuff-from-nerdyshirts-com/6335/" target="_blank"><strong>Funny Crave</strong></a></li>
<li>OJ Simpson as the Terminator?:  <a href="http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2009/11/23/o-j-simpson-as-the-terminator/" target="_blank"><strong>Fanhouse</strong></a></li>
<li>Top 5 Pulp Heros Not Ruined By Hollywood :  <a href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-top-five-pulp-heroes-that-hollywood-hasnt-ruined-yet" target="_blank"><strong>Gamma Squad</strong></a></li>
<li>The Five Worst Kids&#8217; Books Of All TIme:  <a href="http://www.heavy.com/post/the-five-worst-kids-books-1800" target="_blank"><strong>Heavy.com</strong></a></li>
<li>PC Mag&#8217;s list of favorite blogs for 2009 :  <a href="http://www.pcmag.com/slideshow/0,1206,l=246136&amp;a=246101,00.asp" target="_blank"><strong>PC Magazine</strong></a></li>
<li>Crackhead gets knocked out for a crisp $20 bill:  <a href="http://donchavez.com/blog/2009/11/23/drunk-crackhead-gets-knocked-out-for-20/" target="_blank"><strong>Don Chavez</strong></a></li>
<li>12 Movies to be Thankful For:  <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movienews/12-movies-be-thankful" target="_blank"><strong>Screen Junkies</strong></a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Sports:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Nate Robinson Scores On Wrong Basket:  <a href="http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/2009/11/nate-robinson-scores-on-wrong-basket-video/" target="_blank"><strong>The Hoop Doctors</strong></a></li>
<li>Atlanta Hawks Dancer&#8217;s Secret, Naughty Day Job : <a href="http://guyism.com/2009/11/former-atlanta-hawks-dancer-now-doing-porn-as-brandy-blair.html" target="_blank"><strong>Guyism</strong></a></li>
<li>Cal Fans Boo Tiger Woods at Stanford Game + video : <a href="http://bustersports.com/blog/buster-blog/2009/11/23/cal-fans-boo-tiger-woods-at-halftime-of-stanford-game-video/" target="_blank"><strong>Buster Sports</strong></a></li>
<li>Ugghhh!  Worst Injury of NFL Season &#8211; Bills Eric Woods Breaks Leg<strong>:  <a href="http://www.unathleticmag.com/2009/11/23/eric-wood-of-the-bills-breaks-his-leg/" target="_blank">Unathletic</a></strong></li>
<li>10 Greatest Sports Uniform Numbers: <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/11/18/the-7-greatest-uniform-numbers-in-sports/" target="_blank"><strong>COED Magazine</strong></a></li>
<li>Another McCluster Fuck in Oxford: <a href="http://loserswithsocks.com/2009/11/23/another-mcclusterfuck-in-oxford/" target="_blank"><strong>Loser With Socks</strong></a></li>
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