Or he could just change his last name to Colquitt and be set for life.

Cunningham has his punt blocked but quickly grabs the bouncing ball and makes a first down. Just like coach drew it up.

Go Vols….and Titans! [via Pigskin Doctors]

And as the preseason continues we are keeping an eye on rookie QB Jake Locker, who threw a 29-yard completion to Jared Cook to the Rams 5-yard line on his first snap. Locker struggled a bit through the game with as many bad plays as good ones. But that’s OK, because he’s a rookie and this is preseason.

Jake Locker’s Shiba Inu rating for this week is skeptical, dropping from last weeks ‘high’.

The Titans looked sharp in their 2nd preseason game when the visited St. Louis but the struggles near the goal line are troubling. The Titans had to rely on their kicker for points instead of TDs from their running game and that cost them the game in the end as the Rams won the game with a field goal.

Hopefully, CJ will sign soon so that won’t be a problem.

A new coach and a new set of QB’s are always new moves that makes fans anxious. Thankfully, the Titans signed vet Matt Hasselbeck to replace 800-year old Kerry Collins and man-child Vince Young. Also, the team drafted Jake Locker from Washington and after his performance this weekend he’s definitly someone to keep an eye out.

It’s only one game so far but Locker looked solid. His highlight included a 45-yard touchdown pass in his NFL debut as the Tennessee Titans beat the Minnesota Vikings 14-3 Saturday night under new coach Mike Munchak.

Locker tossed the TD after he dropped the ball off the snap and snatched if off the ground before rolling to his right and throwing a perfect pass to Yamon Figurs for a TD.

The Titans lost WR Kenny Brit for awhile due to injury which opened the door to Randy bringing his childish act here.  But given a choice I do suppose he’s better than signing T.O.

The Titans were the only team that put in a waiver request for Moss so it’s not like Randy has much choice if he wants to keep playing in the league.

Here’s hoping that the Titans can keep Moss from self-destructing (there’s a reason he’s run out of town wherever he plays) long enough for Randy to get a guest spot on Eastbound and Down.  Seriously.  Kenny Powers and Randy Moss have a lot in common.

No streaming or torrents back in those days. Man, those days really sucked now that we think about it….

Raiders Girl Rocks

Sexy NFL Jersey Girls [68 Photos] : Coed Magazine

Your Brain After 17 Hours Of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 : Tasty Booze

Michael Jackson named MAD Magazine’s #1 Dumbest Person of 2009 : Comics Alliance

Cormac McCarthy Still A Fountain Wisdom : Film Drunk

86-Year-Old Titan’s Owner Bud Adams Flips Bird At Bills : Banned in Hollywood

The 30 Best Action Figures of the 80’s : Gunaxin

Smart Hooker, Dead Hooker: Today In TV Hooker News : Warming Glow

Hiroko Mima (aka Miss Universe Japan 2008) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (aka Miss Universe 2008 of Trinidad and Tobago 2008) threesome tape leaked. COMPLETELY NSFW. Completely Awesome. : Hollywood Grind

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics From Cabo : Don Chavez

Bruce Springsteen screams “Good evening, Ohio!” to all of his adoring fans in… Michigan : Foundry Music

Budget Garage Door Opener Spoof : DJ Mick

101 Signs You May Be Evil : Funny Crave

10 Female Celebs Who Should be Seen and Not Heard : Guyism

Worst Of Netflix: Erik Estrada, SPACE COP! : Heavy.com

Who Wore it Best: Celebrity Cleavage Edition : Top Cultured

Finally, a handy tool for popping out baby eyes : I Heart Chaos

Already banged up and bruised in the secondary, the Titans “D” [or lack of] allowed Tom Brady to cruise into the record books by throwing 5 TD passes in one quarter as the Patriots flat-out embarrassed Tennessee to the tune of 59-0.

Wow!  It is really hard to put into words how painful it is as a fan to see your team be so uncompetitive.

Now we know what it’s like to be a Brown’s fan.

Coach, can I go make 'snow angels' now?

“I’m disappointed and embarrassed,” Tennessee coach Jeff Fisher said. “Fortunately for me, career-wise, I have never been through anything like this before and, unfortunately, it happened tonight. I can assure you one thing, it’s not going to happen again.”

It’s no secret that our beloved Tennessee Titans have been trying to break out of their losing streak. After a stellar 13-3 season in 2008, the Titans have made a complete turnaround and started off the 2009 season with 5 straight loses.

Titans Cheerleaders still bring their "A" game

Since a first round loss to Baltimore in the 2008 playoffs, the Titans have yet to recover their winning ways. Missed opportunities, injuries and a lack of sizzle on offense now have the Titan’s looking down the barrel of a #1 draft pick instead of a playoff run as initially expected.

The only real issue at this point is whether there will be a QB switch between Collins and former first-round pick Vince Young. At least that gives us something to talk about in between thumpings on Sundays.

At this point in the season the Titans share a 0-5 record with Kansas City for the worst record in the AFC and that just downright sucks. No one wants to be compared to the Chiefs. It’s hard to believe it’s gotten that bad…

Here’s a few reasons why that might be…

5) Kerry Collins new pregame ritual of watching “Hannah Montana” episodes with Billy Ray Cyrus not as inspirational as he thinks it is.

4) LenDale White stops drinking booze, loses 30 lbs.
Titans start 2009 season, lose 5 straight games.
Coincidence…?  We think not.

The secret weapon

3) Alge Crumpler keeps eating the footballs during practice, making it very difficult to run drills.

2) Owner purposely trying to tank season in effort to move team to Cleveland, which has been without a professional football team since the Browns moved to Baltimore in 1996.

Bud Adams is hot!

1) OK…maybe they do miss Albert Haynesworth.

The $100 million smile!

McNair is married with 4 children but the various news reports have the dead woman listed as Sahel Kazemi and she may have been Steve’s girlfriend. Speculation also revolves around whether Sahel killed McNair than turned the gun on herself.

Asked whether the shooting was a murder-suicide, Don Aaron, spokesman for the Nashville Metropolitan Police Department, said investigators have not classified the incident . He said investigators have not ruled out anything but added that they were not “actively looking at suspects” Saturday night.

“I suspect we’ll have something to say tomorrow,” Aaron said.

The bodies were found just two days after Kazemi was pulled over in a Cadillac Escalade, registered to her and McNair, and charged with a DUI, Aaron said. McNair was in the vehicle at the time.

Although Aaron described Kazemi as McNair’s “friend,” a law enforcement source close to the investigation said that the woman is McNair’s girlfriend and that the residence is her condominium in downtown Nashville.

Witnesses said McNair was a frequent visitor at the condominium.

Authorities were questioning people who were near the home, but they said no one was in custody.

We will always remember McNair for his gutsy play and great leadership on the field including the now famous Super Bowl XXXIV against St. Louis in which McNair drove the Titans down the field and were 1 yard short of a tie.

Tennessee Titans defensive end Jevon Kearse

After the Titans/Jags game Sunday we had the joy of listening to the Jacksonville announcers after the game on our Sirius radio and catch them wondering what just happened to their team. We love how many people still underestimate the Titans. Maybe if the Titans were flashy or had players in the gossip columns each week they might pay more attention.

Kerry Collins threw three touchdown passes, Albert Haynesworth dominated defensively again and the Titans improved to 10-0 with a 24-14 victory over the Jaguars on Sunday.

Tennessee overcame a 14-3 halftime deficit, got solid play from third-string cornerback Chris Carr and extended its franchise-record winning streak in the regular season to 13.

Kerry Collins is starting to get pass happy as opposing teams focus on the Titans run. Tennessee did not get a rushing TD but did get 3 receiving TDs.  Going into the Bears game last week, Collins only had 3 TDs on the year.  He’s tossed for 5 in the last 2 games both times going over 200+ yards, something he had not done up until that point.

The Titans D-line also held strong without monster end Kyle Vanden Bosch who has seen limited action since week 5.  Vanden Bosch may be on the sidelines until his groin injury is 100%.  It looks like the Titans are not risking taking him in too early and want him healthy for the playoffs.  A solid move since the D-line has proven to still be great without him.

Take a look at the rest of the Titans schedule to see how they will do in going undefeated for the year.

Sun 11/23 NY Jets 1:00 pm
Thu 11/27 at Detroit 12:30 pm
Sun 12/7 Cleveland 1:00 pm
Sun 12/14 at Houston 1:00 pm
Sun 12/21 Pittsburgh 1:00 pm
Sun 12/28 at Indianapolis 1:00 pm

The last 2 games look difficult especially with the Colts heating up. But how could you not look at the next 3 games as a great break before the playoffs?

Key Points:

• The Jags led 14-3 at halftime
• Kerry Collins threw for his 2nd straight (and 2nd on the season) 200+ yard game
• Jacksonville set a franchise record with 10 punts
• Justin Gage had 147 yds receiving and 2 TDs
• RB’s White and Johnson were held to 0 TDs