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	<title>Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers &#187; television</title>
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		<title>Score with Adriana Lima in Teleflora Super Bowl Ad</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2012/02/05/score-with-adriana-lima-in-teleflora-super-bowl-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, Valentine&#8217;s Day is fast approaching.  That means it&#8217;s time to pony up some cash to celebrate the love of your life.  And who better to tell you how it really is than the sexy Adriana Lima. In her new Teleflora Super Bowl commercial, Lima gets all dolled up to give the important message about ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guys, Valentine&#8217;s Day is fast approaching.  That means it&#8217;s time to pony up some cash to celebrate the love of your life.  And who better to tell you how it really is than the sexy Adriana Lima.</p>
<p>In her new Teleflora Super Bowl commercial, Lima gets all dolled up to give the important message about what Valentine&#8217;s Day is really about.</p>
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<p>Teleflora&#8217;s 2012 Super Bowl commercial starring Adriana Lima is both romantic and alluring; with the gorgeous Lima taking center stage as she prepares for a special Valentine&#8217;s Day date..</p>
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		<title>Soup For You! Seinfeld Acura NSX &#8216;Transactions&#8217; Super Bowl Commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2012/02/04/soup-for-you-seinfeld-acura-nsx-transactions-super-bowl-commercial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Release the hounds! Jerry Seinfeld is back on TV, kinda, in a new series of Acura commericals. The Luxury Honda label is bringing out a killer NSX that makes the old version look like a Hot Wheel. Very Nice. And Jerry wants one but unfortunately he&#8217;s second on the list.  Check out Jerry trying to ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Release the hounds!</p>
<p>Jerry Seinfeld is back on TV, kinda, in a new series of Acura commericals. The Luxury Honda label is bringing out a killer NSX that makes the old version look like a Hot Wheel. Very Nice.</p>
<p>And Jerry wants one but unfortunately he&#8217;s second on the list.  Check out Jerry trying to bump himself up the list to get the car in this new Acura Super Bowl Commercial and all the extended outtakes from the ad.</p>
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<p>Jerry Seinfeld is so excited about the new Acura NSX that he will stop at nothing to acquire the very first one. Check out the extended version of Acura&#8217;s Super Bowl commercial.</p>
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<p>In his ongoing attempts to acquire the very first Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld offers to trade the last living Munchkin to the one person in front of him on the waiting list. Check out more outtakes below.</p>
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<p>Outtakes: Attempting to trade his way up to the top of the waiting list for a new Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld demonstrates the advantages of traveling by zip line to the current holder of the top spot.</p>
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<p>In his attempts to get the first Acura NSX, Jerry Seinfeld tries to persuade the person in front of him on the waiting list to trade by offering to recap a TV show with sock puppets.</p>
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<p>Jerry Seinfeld tries to persuade the person at the top of the waiting list for an Acura NSX to trade places by offering to make small talk with the omelet guy for him.</p>
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<p>Jerry Seinfeld tries to get the very first Acura NSX by offering a private comedy show to the person in front of him on the waiting list.</p>
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		<title>Awesome! Volkswagen &#8216;Dog Strikes Back&#8217; Star Wars Super Bowl Ad</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2012/02/04/awesome-volkswagen-dog-strikes-back-star-wars-super-bowl-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[During last year&#8217;s Super Bowl, Volkswagen struck gold with their mini-Darth Vader commercial featuring a small boy in a Darth Vader costume. The cute commercial earned the company praise and was voted one of the most popular commercials of that year. Star Wars and Volkswagen team up again, in a way, for their newest Super ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>During last year&#8217;s Super Bowl, Volkswagen struck gold with their <a title="Here Are The Commercials You’re Going To See During Sunday’s Super Bowl" href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/02/04/here-are-the-commercials-youre-going-to-see-during-sundays-super-bowl/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>mini-Darth Vader commercial</strong></span></a> featuring a small boy in a Darth Vader costume. The cute commercial earned the company praise and was voted one of the most popular commercials of that year.</p>
<p>Star Wars and Volkswagen team up again, in a way, for their newest Super Bowl commercial titled &#8220;Dog Strikes Back,&#8221; featuring an overweight pooch who tries to loose weight. Toss in some James Brown and you&#8217;re golden, right?</p>
<p>Well that&#8217;s not all!  Check it out for the Star Wars aspect which I&#8217;m referring to and you&#8217;ll get a nice laugh.</p>
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		<title>Funny Toyota Camry &#8216;Reinvented&#8217; Super Bowl Ad</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2012/02/03/funny-toyota-camry-reinvented-super-bowl-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toyota reinvents more than the Camry in this extended version of the blockbuster commercial that started it all. Check out the extended &#8220;Reinvented&#8221; Super Bowl Ad Toyota will be airing this Sunday. I personally like the couch made of bikini babes but I&#8217;ll take the Lionel Ritchie blender as well. That sounds sweet]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Toyota reinvents more than the Camry in this extended version of the blockbuster commercial that started it all. Check out the extended &#8220;Reinvented&#8221; Super Bowl Ad Toyota will be airing this Sunday.</p>
<p>I personally like the couch made of bikini babes but I&#8217;ll take the Lionel Ritchie blender as well. That sounds sweet. </p>
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		<title>Chevy &#8216;Happy Grad&#8217; Super Bowl Ad</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2012/02/03/chevy-happy-grad-super-bowl-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all watch the Super Bowl for the Super Bowl Ads but with the state of the Internet these days you can view most of the prime commercials before they air. This year for the big game, the 2012 Chevy Super Bowl commercials features the winner of Chevy&#8217;s Route66 competition. Watch Zack Borst&#8217;s winning entry ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all watch the Super Bowl for the Super Bowl Ads but with the state of the Internet these days you can view most of the prime commercials before they air.</p>
<p>This year for the big game, the 2012 Chevy Super Bowl commercials features the winner of Chevy&#8217;s Route66 competition. Watch Zack Borst&#8217;s winning entry as the grad who gets the gift of a new car. This Chevy ad will appear during Super Bowl XLVI. Check out more about Chevy and Super Bowl XLVI at <a title="http://www.chevrolet.com/culture" dir="ltr" href="http://www.chevrolet.com/culture" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.chevrolet.com/culture</a>.</p>
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		<title>Chimps! CareerBuilder 2012 Super Bowl Commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2012/02/03/chimps-careerbuilder-2012-super-bowl-commercial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all watch the Super Bowl for the Super Bowl Ads but with the state of the Internet these days you can view most of the prime commercials before they air. CareerBuilder.com has created some great ads in the past primarily because they employ chimps. As much as I love to see chimps dressed up ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all watch the Super Bowl for the Super Bowl Ads but with the state of the Internet these days you can view most of the prime commercials before they air.</p>
<p>CareerBuilder.com has created some great ads in the past primarily because they employ chimps. As much as I love to see chimps dressed up as people, my favorite ad from them is still the <a title="Best Super Bowl Commercial Ever? CareerBuilder.com Lighting Farts" href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/02/07/best-super-bowl-commercial-ever-careerbuilder-com-lighting-farts/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Lighting Farts in the Cubicle</strong></span></a> commercial that never aired.</p>
<p>This year for the 2012 Super Bowl, Career Builder has brought back the chimps and I&#8217;m excited. Here&#8217;s a look at the latest ad.</p>
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		<title>Barney Stinson Has Been A Bad Boy</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2012/01/06/barney-stinson-has-been-a-bad-boy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 13:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barney Stinson, the epic hero of CBS&#8217;s How I Met Your Mother, never fails to cheer me up. I&#8217;m just glad I&#8217;m not a lady and got talked into relations with him because some times it ends in a bad way. Not for Barney, just bad for the woman sometimes]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Barney Stinson, the epic hero of CBS&#8217;s <em><strong>How I Met Your Mother</strong></em>, never fails to cheer me up. I&#8217;m just glad I&#8217;m not a lady and got talked into relations with him because some times it ends in a bad way. </p>
<p>Not for Barney, just bad for the woman sometimes. </p>
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		<title>At Least It Was Here &#8211; Save NBCs Community!</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/12/16/at-least-it-was-here-save-nbcs-community/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 02:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NBC has shelved the critically acclaimed television show Community due to low ratings, a bad time slot and the fact that NBC struggles to not sink lower than 3rd place on most nights. So at this point who knows what happens. Unless you own a Nielsen box or watch the episodes on NBC.com or Hulu.com, ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NBC has shelved the critically acclaimed television show <em><strong>Community</strong></em> due to low ratings, a bad time slot and the fact that NBC struggles to not sink lower than 3rd place on most nights.</p>
<p>So at this point who knows what happens. Unless you own a Nielsen box or watch the episodes on NBC.com or Hulu.com, there&#8217;s probably not much else to do other than hang out and see if they TV show comes back. For now we are stuck with another <em>Arrested Development / Firefly</em> scenario where a good show gets kicked too soon.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a sad day to think there won&#8217;t be anymore <a title="The Alison Brie Community Sexy Santa GIF Gallery You Desired" href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/12/13/the-alison-brie-community-sexy-santa-gif-gallery-you-desired/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Alison Brie Animated GIFs</strong></span></a>.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a great fan tribute <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/danharmon/status/147725650910912513"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>that Dan Harmon</strong></span></a>, the creator of Community, found and posted on his Twitter.  It&#8217;s a tearful and funny look at the greatness of the show over the last few years.</p>
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		<title>The Eternal Ron Swanson GIF Now With Bacon</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/12/01/the-eternal-ron-swanson-gif-now-with-bacon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you make the most awesome animated GIF of the most manly man ever? Add bacon of course! The Eternal Ron Swanson GIF was great. But it lacked something. Something to make it so great your head would explode. That&#8217;s why bacon was invented]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How do you make the most awesome animated GIF of the most manly man ever?</p>
<p>Add bacon of course!</p>
<p><a title="The Eternal Ron Swanson GIF" href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/11/13/the-eternal-ron-swanson-gif/"><strong>The Eternal Ron Swanson GIF</strong></a> was great. But it lacked something. Something to make it so great your head would explode. That&#8217;s why bacon was invented.</p>
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		<title>Community: Beetlejuice , Beetlejuice , Beetlejuice</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/11/23/community-beetlejuice-beetlejuice-beetlejuice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 04:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NBC has wisely left my favorite show, Community, off it&#8217;s second half schedule. That leaves more time to watch Whitney! OMG, that&#8217;s such a great show. It&#8217;s so original and I love that laugh track. At first I was like, &#8220;Why is Karen Carpenter flashing her panties in every promo?&#8221; and then it was just ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NBC has wisely left my favorite show, <strong>Community</strong>, off it&#8217;s second half schedule. That leaves more time to watch <strong>Whitney</strong>! OMG, that&#8217;s such a great show.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s so original and I love that laugh track. At first I was like, &#8220;<em>Why is Karen Carpenter flashing her panties in every promo</em>?&#8221; and then it was just such a golden treat to watch the show. Such elevated writing and complex jokes that I didn&#8217;t see coming. And those storylines&#8230;.whew!  Do they just glisten with uniqueness.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s hard to believe NBC, which sometimes comes in 4th place in the ratings, doesn&#8217;t ditch more critically acclaimed and talented shows like <strong>Community</strong> in place of POS&#8217;s like <strong>Whitney</strong>. I mean, that&#8217;s how they got to be the lowest rated prime-time network around.</p>
<p>Maybe they&#8217;ll bring back <strong>The Single Guy</strong>!</p>
<p>Proving that <a title="NBC Community" href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/tag/community/"><strong>Community</strong></a> is more detailed that the most dense episode of Lost, here&#8217;s a comedy joke that arched over 3 seasons.  If you say &#8220;<em>Beetlejuice</em>&#8221; 3 times, you&#8217;ll make him appear.  Guess what? They said it three times over the course of three seasons and look who shows up.</p>
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		<title>Happy Slapsgiving! Two Slaps Left</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/11/21/happy-slapsgiving-two-slaps-left/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 12:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Early in the seasons of CBS&#8217;s How I Met Your Mother, Marshall and Barney agree to a Slap Bet when debating the contents of Robin&#8217;s past as a teen music star. Basically, Marshall wins the right to slap Barney 5 times as hard as possible whenever the feeling &#8230; hits! Over the years Marshall has ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mother.jpg"><img src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mother.jpg" alt="how i met your mother" title="how i met your mother" width="590" height="179" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17284" /></a><br />
Early in the seasons of CBS&#8217;s <strong><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/10/20/life-with-friends-before-and-after-smartphones/" title="How I Met Your Mother before smartphones GIF">How I Met Your Mother</a></strong>, Marshall and Barney agree to a <strong>Slap Bet</strong> when debating the contents of Robin&#8217;s past as a teen music star. Basically, Marshall wins the right to slap Barney 5 times as hard as possible whenever the feeling &#8230; hits!</p>
<p>Over the years Marshall has been terrorizing Barney with the potential of slaps and after another bet, Marshall gets Barney to give up 3 more slaps. That brings the total up to 8, of which 6 are accounted for. Here they are in fantastic GIF format. </p>
<p><em>Happy Slapsgiving</em>. [<a href="http://swarklesss.tumblr.com/post/12514744098/two-slaps-remaining">via</a>]</p>
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		<title>Iraq Lobster, the Extended Family Guy Cut</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/11/17/iraq-lobster-the-extended-family-guy-cut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 02:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The dance is so hypnotizing. And the butter sauce is delicious. The unofficial song for the restaurant chains of the Middle Eastern Red Lobsters, &#8220;Iraq Lobster&#8221; is sung by Peter Griffin to the tune of &#8220;Rock Lobster&#8221; by the B-52&#8242;s.  It&#8217;s not the first time Pete has played that song on the Family Guy as ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Family-Guy-Iraq-Lobster.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-17527" style="margin: 4px 5px;" title="Family Guy Iraq Lobster" src="http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Family-Guy-Iraq-Lobster-300x279.jpg" alt="Family Guy Iraq Lobster" width="180" height="167" /></a>The dance is so hypnotizing. And the butter sauce is delicious.</p>
<p>The unofficial song for the restaurant chains of the Middle Eastern Red Lobsters, &#8220;<strong>Iraq Lobster</strong>&#8221; is sung by Peter Griffin to the tune of &#8220;Rock Lobster&#8221; by the B-52&#8242;s.  It&#8217;s not the first time Pete has played that song on the Family Guy as he did it once before to cheer up Cleveland. But this unique version about a Middle Eastern lobster, turban and all, is as captivating as the dance.</p>
<p><em><strong>Death to America<br />
and butter sauce!</p>
<p>Don’t boil me<br />
I’m still alive!</p>
<p>Iraq lobster!<br />
IRAQ LOBSTER!</strong></em></p>
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		<title>The Eternal Ron Swanson GIF</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/11/13/the-eternal-ron-swanson-gif/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 19:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ron Swanson, our lovable politician in charge of NBC&#8217;s Parks and Rec, is now captured in greatness with this eternal Ron Swanson animated GIF. You could just stare for hours into his mustache and never leave&#8230; The Eternal Ron Swanson GIF [via]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ron Swanson, our lovable politician in charge of NBC&#8217;s Parks and Rec, is now captured in greatness with this eternal Ron Swanson animated GIF.  </p>
<p>You could just stare for hours into his mustache and never leave&#8230;<br />
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<p>The Eternal Ron Swanson GIF [<a href="http://www.averymonsen.com/post/12690861463">via</a>]</p>
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		<title>Sports Anchor wins $2 Million Lotto Live On TV</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/11/07/sports-anchor-wins-2-million-lotto-live-on-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 16:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One sportscaster on a Canadian TV channel got more than lucky on live TV. No, he didn&#8217;t get to meet  the Weather Girl. Instead, Global BC Sports Anchor Barry Deley won a $2 Million lotto home draw, live on his network Global BC. Barry wasn&#8217;t actually on the air at the time. He just worked ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One sportscaster on a Canadian TV channel got more than lucky on live TV. No, he didn&#8217;t get to meet  the Weather Girl.</p>
<p>Instead, Global BC Sports Anchor Barry Deley won a $2 Million lotto home draw, live on his network Global BC.</p>
<p>Barry wasn&#8217;t actually on the air at the time. He just worked at the station but once the crew go wind of the winner they called Barry up to let him know the good news.</p>
<p>Lucky dog.  Good for Barry</p>
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		<title>LOL &#8211; Jeopardy: What is a threesome?</title>
		<link>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/11/06/lol-jeopardy-what-is-a-threesome/</link>
		<comments>http://www.daveandthomas.net/2011/11/06/lol-jeopardy-what-is-a-threesome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 15:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dangerdave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always been one or two people shy of a threesome but even I know that&#8217;s the answer. Wait? It isn&#8217;t? Dang. I thought Kara had it right. I think Jeopardy is rigged]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always been one or two people shy of a threesome but even I know that&#8217;s the answer. Wait? It isn&#8217;t?</p>
<p>Dang. I thought Kara had it right. I think Jeopardy is rigged.</p>
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