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For all those people out there travel by plane during the Thanksgiving holiday we feel for you.

It’s tough riding on planes these days.

If the check-in portion of the trip doesn’t fry your brain you can always count on the smiling security folk or sitting on a cramped tube full of angry, smelly people and forced to watch the latest Steven Segal flick like this one called Kindergarten Attack Force:

Actually, that looks like a decent flick. It’s no Under Siege 3 In Space but we’d watch it…

Of course you wouldn’t get to see the movie if you were sitting behind this dude.  Thankfully, they put him on the aisle seat.  Not like they had a choice but you really have to balance the weight on this dude.  If he’s on the side that whole plane would lean and be real tough to steer.

Take a close look at the photo and tell us where that armrest went…

That's a big dude

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Steven Seagal! Under Seige 3

It looks like there is a God and He has submitted a script to Hollywood. Who else besides Joe Eszterhas could come up with a concept of “Under Siege 3: In Space?”

This is such a fantastic idea that it makes our heads exploed and we will strive to help make it a reality as long as they can find some way to bring Gary Busey back with the 3rd installment.  If this flick can make it into the theaters anytime soon it will be the largest movie event every and surely sweep the Academy Awards!

Die Hard 4, Rocky Balboa and the new Indiana Jones were really all just warm-ups for one almighty action comeback movie – Under Siege 3.

Yeah, you heard. Buoyed up by the recent success of his peers, Steven Seagal has decided that he’s going to follow suit and make Under Siege 3. And there’ll be none of this ‘acknowledging the aging process’ malarkey, either – if Steven Seagal gets his way, then Under Siege 3 will be set in outer space where he’ll get to kung-fu a bunch of evil aliens.

So that’s Under Siege 3, coming soon to a theater near you. Provided that the theatre nearest you happens to be the theatre playing inside Steven Seagal</strong>’s wonky and somewhat deluded brain.

It’s nice to see that Steven Seagal can take some time off from bouncing at the Phoenix Hooters to try and resume his ‘acting’ career. We were really hoping that the singing career of Steven Seagal would take off like his movies. How can the world not embrace a singing Steven Seagal?

Steven Seagal – Girl it’s allright