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Steve Jobs Has Died. My Five Stages of Grief – Community Style

dangerdave — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 08:25:45 +0000

Steve Jobs, the visionary CEO of Apple, has passed away. Very few people influenced the world in one way much less the way Jobs innovated several.

Music, computers and even retail have changed for the better. And next year you might keep an eye on TVs as Jobs legacy isn’t gone yet. The projects he has pipelined will spurt out of Apple for years to come and I am curious as to what all is out there to be seen.

It’s hard to put into words how I felt when I heard about the passing of Jobs. Oddly enough, it was on my iPhone.

I’m bad at expressing my emotions so to kinda show how my stages of grief went here are my friends from NBC’s awesome show Community. I think they pegged it good.

1. Denial

2. Anger

3. Bargaining

4. Depression

5. Acceptance

And with that I will begin my 7 day mourning period.

Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates

dangerdave — Tue, 18 May 2010 10:10:33 +0000

Download a template and make your own “Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates” comic! Then go buy an iPhone or an iPad. Steve Jobs commands it

But Does He Get A Discount on an IPad?

dangerdave — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:33:12 +0000

As you might have heard, Apple is releasing a new product called the iPad. Yeah, we know. They should maybe promote it if they want to sell any…

At the Easter Eve debut of the iPad in the Palo Alto, California, store there was a surprise guest in the line. Apple’s brain Steve Jobs was caught walking in the store and checking out the event. [via]

All Hail the MaciPad! The Apple iPad Sucks….Or Does It?

dangerdave — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:00:05 +0000

This post is dedicated to the great Steve Jobs.

Thank you for creating the best name ever for a heavily anticipated device.

We can’t thank you enough for the iPad. (**snicker**)

We hoped and prayed that you wouldn’t give into conventional naming like iSlate or iTablet or iSaac*. As we debated about the naming of the device we got giddy at the first mention of something that sounded like a social media tampon.

The Apple iPad. (**snicker**)

There’s a black 16GB, 32GB, or even a 64GB model for those heavy flow days on the Internet. But, thankfully, it’s not available in white.

And don’t worry about spotty 3G coverage. You’ll get WiFi with this standard.

Thank you, Apple, for all the fun we will have over the next few years and it’s nice to see you catering your products to women. We guess the iPad name is better than their second choice, the MaciPad. heehee….(say it out loud)

The promise of jokes to come from naming your device the iPad (**snicker**) is so beautiful that we will overlook for now that you just spent an hour and a half trying to convince us that the large iPod Touch in your hand is revolutionary.

You’ve earned it. Congrats. You have re-invented the NetBook as only Apple could.

While not all fans are happy with the device, we are quite pleased.

*= as in Newton,…wink, wink

Bro Mitsva Links

dangerdave — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:27:29 +0000

Modern Day Jesus: The Roommate

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It’s not like you need an excuse to see the lovely Olivia Munn in a bra. We dream about that quite often. It’s a lovely dream that usually ends up in a pillow and/or tickle fight.

So the Apple news conference thingy went down today as millions of hipsters held their breath in anticipation of the revelation of new gadgets and toys for their beloved iPhone. Steve Jobs didn’t show up but a new iPhone and a cheaper MacBook Pro did along with the new OS Snow Leopard and Quicktime. All you really need to know is that there’s a new iPhone. It looks like the old iPhone. Cost the same as the old iPhone. But it does video. Hurry and upgrade today.

Music video from Bobb’e J. Thompson, the pint-size star of “Role Models,” about converting to Judaism for all the killer parties.