I hate it when that happens.

To help out, Stephen tries to talk his iPhone 4S into writing the show.  The results are less than perfect.  Thank goodness he still has his staff of like 60 Onion writers in the back to help out.

“The Daily Show’s” Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert and Jon pose without their shirts on circa October 2001. These are the things you can do before you get famous and popular. Thankfully, they keep their pants on.

We are presented with Waiters who are Nauseated by Food from the Dana Carvey Show way back when.

What does Domino’s Pizza commercials touting how much they suck say about their customer base?

They’ve been in business for decades and apparently don’t mind serving you a steaming pile of crap. Nobody wants to know that the product they are purchasing stinks. If that were the case, no one would ever eat at Ruby Tuesday’s.

Now, Domino’s new ads point out that they listen to their customers and agree that their pizza tastes like cardboard with ketchup smeared on it. OK, we’re not gonna argue that. But throwing how much their products [used to] suck ass so much is not what we call a good ad campaign which is why Stephen Colbert named Domino’s as his Alpha Dog of the Week.

While Stephen was on vacation there was an attack foiled on an airline. The man was able to get some explosives aboard by strapping them to his wang. Wow! Thankfully, he failed. And thankfully, he didn’t take Colbert’s advice on a new bomb design.

Actually, it’s because of his wallet. Colbert helped the U.S. speedskating team in funding and is now promoting the sport with all his energy.

[via AP News] The host of Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report” appears on the front of the magazine’s latest issue wearing an Olympic speedskating uniform. The issue is devoted to sports media. It’s on newsstands Wednesday.

In November, devoted Colbert fans known as the Colbert Nation became the official primary sponsor of U.S. Speedskating. The team’s largest annual cash sponsor, DSB Bank NV, left the team in the lurch after it declared bankruptcy in October.

With contributions from fans, more than $250,000 has been raised.

Colbert has made Olympics-related material a nearly nightly fixture on his show

Besides speed skating, Colbert also likes bobsledding and tried his hand recently with the U.S. team. Please note the crazy-tight outfit.

Too bad Colbert didn’t have access to a Flowbee because that’s just the best thing ever invented.

Of course it could always be worse. Colbert could have given Woody a shave to look like this dude:

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Stephen Colbert takes on a new format with a new sidekick in Alan Colmes. The new format doesn’t seem to go too well for the William Fichtner look alike Colmes who doesn’t last too long sitting next to Stephen.