This guy, who despite his creepiness, may or may not be an official TSA agent.  It’s hard to tell because of the travels I’ve had this about sums it up.  That and all the Middle Eastern dudes who get that ‘random’ spot check.

Video slightly NSFW

But what about bringing food into the bathroom?

What’s your rules on that?

I’m not one to waste good food but then I was like, “Holy Crap! Mustard, Peanut Butter….Ketchup!”

“CORN FLAKES!!”

Noël Wells knows how to win my heart.

In case you didn’t know, the Star Wars movies are getting the Blu Ray treatment next month with the tease of lots of extra footage and behind-the-scenes stuff to keep the geeks happy.

One lost treasure for any guy who grew up with the original movies are the awesome pics of Princess Leia in her Slave Girl metal bikini from ‘Return of the Jedi’. Is this her or her body double? Who cares!

Princess Leia Slave Girl at Beach Star Wars

You know, to be safe.

Turns out it is the sexy and voluptuous Vica Kerekes and she knows how to improvise. In this situation she needs a hairbow to tie back the lovely red locks.

Check it out below. Kinda NSFW so be warned.

Bowden is the sexy yet dimwitted Cerie on “30 Rock” and is known for showing up only every 4 episodes and wearing less clothes each time. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing but they might want to increase her appearances.

In fact, I think the crew at TGS needs to head to the islands soon so we can get more of Katrina Bowden in a bikini!

It also turns out that Katrina Bowden is a bit of a nerd. If you think that Katrina Bowden is your dream girl you might want to watch this video first. She likes nerds but keeps them to a high standard.

OK….she’s been in a few other things but just so you know, she’s hot. Very hot. Some might know Emmanuelle Chriqui starring in the HBO series “Entourage.”

And now thanks to our friends at The Campus Socialite we have been blessed with this glorious lesbian scene from one of Emmanuelle Chriqui’s other movies.

In some movie I’ve never heard of called “Elektra Luxx.” I’m sure it’s nowhere near as good as The Zohan but with this lesbian scene Emmanuelle Chriqui plays Bambi Lindberg. In this scene she gives Adrianne Palicki a lap dance. It is beautiful. I won’t be ashamed. I cried a bit….

Michelle Rodriguez

Now the tough lady, who got her start as the boxer in “Girlfight,” takes on a tougher opponent: Sorority Pillow Fight!

OK, it sounds harmless (and sexy enough) but before you know it there’s some blood drawn and that means war.

Personally, I think all sexy pillow fights should end this way then I’d be sure to always watch them.  Oh, who am I kidding….I’ll watch any sexy pillow fight.

This video is titled “Erika vs Morgan Fight.”

I call it the most super awesome video I’ve seen in years.

What we have here is a 1.5 minute video of two lovely ladies fighting.  I don’t know what they’re fight about or why. Not sure that I even care unless it warrants a sequel or full-length movie somehow. 

For now I’ll just take it for what it’s worth.  A fun fight scene

What more could you ask for?

How about some kung fu!?

Yeah, now we’re talking.

There’s also an animated GIF of Natalie Portman in a thong in the picture above that loops forever. How sweet it is!

And what better way to shed a few pounds then to grab the Shake Weight. You can feel the burn. It’s a winner.