Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers » scarlett johansson http://www.daveandthomas.net Knoxville's Most Unusual Blogging Duo Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:40:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 The “Bleepin” MTV Movie Awards http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/06/07/the-bleepin-mtv-movie-awards/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/06/07/the-bleepin-mtv-movie-awards/#comments Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:40:39 +0000 ThomThumb http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=12083 In case you missed it last night or had better things to do, MTV hosted the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. You really didn’t miss a whole lot. There were people presenting awards, people accepting awards, musicians performing music, Christina Aguilera making noise, Aziz Ansari telling jokes, a few skits ranging from awkward to amusing, women kissing women, men kissing men, a lot of Twilight, a whole lot of fucks (some bleeped, some missed), some highs, some lows, but mostly a lot of “meh”.

Congrats to Zach Galifianakis and Kim Jeong who won the Best Comedic Performance and Best WTF Moment respectively. And thanks to Kim Jeong for providing our favorite moment of the night, as he performed an interpretive dance with his “Hangover” co-star, Ed Helms, on piano. “El Tigre” got very Tigre for the performance.

Here is a list of the other winners from the night, mostly Twilight related. If you want to find out more about what you might have missed, check out the MTV Movie Awards site. They seem to be pretty pleased with themselves and have posted most of the night on their site.

BEST MOVIE: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

BEST KISS: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon

BEST FIGHT: Beyoncé Knowles vs. Ali Larter – Obsessed

BEST VILLAIN: Tom Felton – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

BEST WTF MOMENT: Ken Jeong – The Hangover

BIGGEST BADASS STAR: Rain

BEST SCARED-AS-S**T PERFORMANCE: Amanda Seyfried – Jennifer’s Body

BEST BREAKOUT STAR: Anna Kendrick – Up in the Air

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE: Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: New Moon

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE: Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE: Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover

GLOBAL SUPERSTAR: Robert Pattinson


For an extra bonus, here’s the vid of Sandra Bullock kissing Scarlett Johansson. It’s around the 4:20 mark.

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That’s why we are pushing to make Groundhog Day mean more like Thanksgiving.

Of course that depends on how groundhog tastes….

Boobies and Celebrities:

Non-Boobies:

  • Some Nora Jones for your entertainment:  Nora Jones Soundcheck
  • When all else fails, EAT the evidence. Like this Ohio robbery suspect: Foundry Music
  • Railroad Worker Escapes Death Twice In 10 Seconds:  YepYep
  • Holiday Giveaway: Win Free Stuff From NerdyShirts.com:  Funny Crave
  • OJ Simpson as the Terminator?:  Fanhouse
  • Top 5 Pulp Heros Not Ruined By Hollywood :  Gamma Squad
  • The Five Worst Kids’ Books Of All TIme:  Heavy.com
  • PC Mag’s list of favorite blogs for 2009 :  PC Magazine
  • Crackhead gets knocked out for a crisp $20 bill:  Don Chavez
  • 12 Movies to be Thankful For:  Screen Junkies

Sports:

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Technically, you can’t say that August 4th is “No Megan Fox Day” on that day to promote it or you violate the rules of the ban. Guess we’ll have to live.

We can do with a “No Jon and Fucking Kate plus whatever” ban for the rest of the year. Why they are so popular is beyond us…

ABC and Hulu have finally landed in bed together to our enjoyment.  ABC did a good job at streaming HD quality episodes of “LOST” on their end but there’s just something easy about HULU. Seasons 1 & 5 are currently online at HULU to watch and help us get our Evangeline Lilly fix.

Get caught up with “LOST” again with the Season 1 Pilot episode. That’s the good one. Be sure to also catch up on the whole season before the last season begins airing at the end of the year and we all find out that the whole thing is a dream and we cut to Patrick Duffy in the shower even though he’s been shot and supposed to be dead.

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