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Thanksgiving is just a fantastic holiday because people give you a pat on the back and tell you to go home and eat as much food as humanly possible.  We believe that more holidays should be centered around food like Thanksgiving.

That’s why we are pushing to make Groundhog Day mean more like Thanksgiving.

Of course that depends on how groundhog tastes….

Boobies and Celebrities:

• 30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1977:  Guyism
• Let’s Talk About Sext [NSFW]:  College Humor
• J Lo Fell on her Giant Ass:  Warming Glow
• 20 Mind-Blowing Back Boobs:  Manofest
• Happy [belated] Birthday Scarlett Johansson + pics: Moon Dog Sports
• Kelly Brook Pick Me Up: Tasty Booze
• Meet Jamie Young:  The Bachelor Guy
  

Non-Boobies:

• Some Nora Jones for your entertainment:  Nora Jones Soundcheck
• When all else fails, EAT the evidence. Like this Ohio robbery suspect: Foundry Music
• Railroad Worker Escapes Death Twice In 10 Seconds:  YepYep
• Holiday Giveaway: Win Free Stuff From NerdyShirts.com:  Funny Crave
• OJ Simpson as the Terminator?:  Fanhouse
• Top 5 Pulp Heros Not Ruined By Hollywood :  Gamma Squad
• The Five Worst Kids’ Books Of All TIme:  Heavy.com
• PC Mag’s list of favorite blogs for 2009 :  PC Magazine
• Crackhead gets knocked out for a crisp $20 bill:  Don Chavez
• 12 Movies to be Thankful For:  Screen Junkies

Sports:

• Nate Robinson Scores On Wrong Basket:  The Hoop Doctors
• Atlanta Hawks Dancer’s Secret, Naughty Day Job : Guyism
• Cal Fans Boo Tiger Woods at Stanford Game + video : Buster Sports
• Ugghhh!  Worst Injury of NFL Season – Bills Eric Woods Breaks Leg:  Unathletic
• 10 Greatest Sports Uniform Numbers: COED Magazine
• Another McCluster Fuck in Oxford: Loser With Socks

Arnold would approve of August 4th being “No Megan Fox Day” which begs the question ‘What will we talk about.”

Technically, you can’t say that August 4th is “No Megan Fox Day” on that day to promote it or you violate the rules of the ban. Guess we’ll have to live.

We can do with a “No Jon and Fucking Kate plus whatever” ban for the rest of the year. Why they are so popular is beyond us…

• August 4th:  A World Without Megan Fox

• There Will Be Cleavage! Random Hot Girl Picture Dump [NSFW]
• Rusty Kuntz Approved: Dirtiest Names in Baseball
• Hold the Viagra!  Sex is banned in Nursing Homes
• Pick & Flick!  5 Disgusting Habits (and why you do them)
• The Daily Prank - Shovel To The Nuts, Can You Dig It?
• Cuz That Will Make Us Want To Watch: More Ads Coming to TV

• Who Makes The Funniest Hitler: Roseanne, The Simpsons or Cartman?
• Woot! 8-bit waterslide in real life
• College Football Preseason Top 25: Cheerleader Edition
• 10 Most Fanatically Hardcore Furniture Pieces Inspired By Video Games
• The Greatest Possible Cast For Jesus Christ Superstar Remake

• This Creepy Hippie Yoga Show Will Scare Kids Away
• The Top 19 Hottest Newscasters in America
• The 10 Most Embarrassing Moments In White People Dancing History
• Massive Scarlett Johansson Gallery
• Peach and Mario get it on like Pam Anderson & Tommy Lee

• Jennifer Hawkins did a bikini photo shoot
• A hilarious One Tree Hill Moment is TodaysBigThing!

ABC and Hulu have finally landed in bed together to our enjoyment.  ABC did a good job at streaming HD quality episodes of “LOST” on their end but there’s just something easy about HULU. Seasons 1 & 5 are currently online at HULU to watch and help us get our Evangeline Lilly fix.

Get caught up with “LOST” again with the Season 1 Pilot episode. That’s the good one. Be sure to also catch up on the whole season before the last season begins airing at the end of the year and we all find out that the whole thing is a dream and we cut to Patrick Duffy in the shower even though he’s been shot and supposed to be dead.