Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers » reno 911 http://www.daveandthomas.net Knoxville's Most Unusual Blogging Duo Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:40:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 I Won The Lottery http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/07/01/i-won-the-lottery/ http://www.daveandthomas.net/2010/07/01/i-won-the-lottery/#comments Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:00:11 +0000 dangerdave http://www.daveandthomas.net/?p=12550 What would you do if you won the lottery? Would you go in to work and insult your coworkers and your boss!?

That’s what the nitwits at the Reno Sheriffs office did when someone won the lotto.

Warning: NSFW language

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The perfect chemistry of Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves and Gary Busey is hard to beat. The movie still has hopes for a sequel, though. Even with the great Patrick Swayze passing on from cancer, we are hoping that CG Animation can bring him back for another round with FBI Special Agent Johnny Utah.

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It even plays the old DVDs!


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The Reno’s Sheriff Department does. With a few stipulations, of course. They don’t just protect against any bear attack. It has to be within the building.


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Batman Cometh! [via]

So we sent Zach Galifianakis an email the other day through his official site telling him about all the hard work we did making up a post about his 5 best video moments in honor of Zach Galiafianakisas week. Today we received a reply in the form of a nude photo of Bob Newhart and a short note saying ‘This is the true face of comedy.” Not sure what to make of that. Guess we’ll mull it over while we take a look at this big-ass load of links we found.

The weekend is here, bitches. Let’s kill some time.

P.S. – The great actor David Carradine passed away. We’re a little sad and will be sure to toast him this weekend when we’re having a beer.

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