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Sweet! Playboy does Tron: Light Cycles, Body Paint & Playmates

dangerdave — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 01:18:49 +0000

OK. I was pumped up for the “Tron : Legacy ” movie coming out next week. You didn’t have to hook up with Playboy to take the cyberworld of Light Cycles and neon body suits but you did and that’s even better. Here’s a bit of the samples of the great photo shoot but you’ll have to hit them up for the full (and NSFW) gallery.

Party Girl’s Double-D Rainbow

dangerdave — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 12:00:23 +0000

Remember that hippie a few months back that made the crazy “double rainbow” video? If not don’t worry. It’s not that big of a deal. He’s about as memorable as Lindsay Lohan’s acting career.

The original “Double Rainbow” video just got a sexy remake in the form of the Double-D rainbows. So if you don’t mind staring at girls in their bras playing with their cleavage while a creepy hippie cries (sounds like a normal weekend for me!) than you’ll dig this Double-D Rainbow mashup.

That’s One Smokin Smokin Jacket!

dangerdave — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:34:31 +0000

Playmate Kimberly Phillips

Hurray for timekillers! Playboy officially launched their Suitable-for-work (SFW) site called The Smoking Jacket this week. That means it is perfectly acceptable to enjoy the lovely ladies now without worries of that naughty NSFW tag.

It all really depends on your boss and their definition of SFW. If hot women in underwear and hand bras is OK then you are golden. If not then you should probably quit anyway. Who wants to work in a world without handbras or the ability to view them in hidden tabs of your browser while at work.

The Smoking Jacket kicks off with the sultry Kimberly Phillips in, what else, a smoking jacket. Below are a couple of awesome pics but you’ll want to hit them up here to catch the entire gallery and video.

Miss Gruber Parody Video

dangerdave — Wed, 05 May 2010 18:00:36 +0000

This month we get to see the big screen movie of MacGyver ….. kinda.

The movie is actually a Saturday Night Live skit called MacGruber and it looks like the closest we’ll ever get to seeing the MacGyver mullet on the big screen.

Check out a kinky parody of MacGruber from our friends at the Bunny. It turns out that MacGruber had a girlfriend and she’s on the rebound with some friends on a cruise ship. Miss Gruber has only a minute to diffuse a bomb with the help of two hot Playboy babes in bikinis and a trampoline.

Playboy Interview with Pete Rose’s New Arm Candy

dangerdave — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 23:16:00 +0000

As a professional ballplayer, Pete Rose was known as “Charlie Hustle” for his willingness to give maximum effort on every single play.

Rose is baseball’s most famous Man Without a Country—he holds numerous records, notably the high mark for career hits and is clearly one of the greatest players of all time, but he was banned for life from the Hall of Fame because he gambled on baseball. Now he’s hustling something entirely different.

Meet Kiana Kim (NSFW Link), Pete’s Korean-born girlfriend, who makes her nude modeling debut in this month’s Playboy’s Sexy 100, and the couple’s stated goal is to score her a pictorial in Playboy. What do you think—will Pete knock this one out of the park? One thing’s for sure—we’re not betting against him.

Sexy Girls Kissing Girls Video Part 3

dangerdave — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:55:30 +0000

Part 2 of the Sexy Girls Kissing Girls videos features a couple of sexy women at a subway station getting it on. If the subtle use of trains going in and out of tunnels doesn’t do it for you than we don’t know what to say. This is just beautiful.

Sexy Girls Kissing Girls Video Part 2

dangerdave — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:43:12 +0000

Part 2 of the Sexy Girls Kissing Girls videos features a couple of sexy women at a basketball game making out in the stands. If the sexy women kissing doesn’t do it for you surely the Neil Diamond song will.

Hot Chicks Making Out in Public Video

dangerdave — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:31:58 +0000

Hot girls kissing hot girls on the street corners at night in front of the Starbucks is what this country was founded on. It’s why we fight wars. It’s why we work out butts off for the man! We need the oil to make computers and CDs to record this stuff! This is part 1 of 3 via our good pals at Playboy.

(*sniff*) it’s so beautiful….

Hot Chicks Making Out in Public Video Part 1

Kelly Killoren Bensimons Playboy Cover

dangerdave — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:38:13 +0000

Kelly Killoren Bensimon – star of The Real Housewives of New York City – is appearing on the cover of Playboy’s March issue and in a 6-page pictorial in the magazine, which was shot by her ex-husband, famed fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon (issue on newsstands Friday, February 12).

The March issue of Playboy also happens to have that controversial interview with John Mayer that has the celebrity world abuzz.

Mayer so gracefully talked about his sex life with celebrity starlets and then refereed to his crank as a bigot because it didn’t like black women.

Ummm….OK.

Dude sounds a little batty in the head.

Guess you can get cocky if you’re banging Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. Needless the say, he did try to apologize for his comments.

Ben Harper – Lay There & Hate Me Video

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:01:12 +0000

Ben Harper’s extended and uncut music video for the blues/rock single “Lay There and Hate Me” (from the great album “White Lies for Dark Times“) is gladly made available exclusively by our pals at Playboy.com.

The incredibly stylish and sexy music video really does Harper’s sensual song justice. Never trust a woman who loves the blues.

Just don’t try to watch this at work. The video is NSFW!

Marge Simpson For Playboy

dangerdave — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:00:54 +0000

First Marilyn Monroe, then Madonna and now Marge Simpson. How does a nice girl from Springfield end up in Playboy?

The Simpson’s and Playboy magazine help celebrate the 20th year of the animated classic by issuing an interview and pics of the lovely mother of three for the November issue.

While cartoon smut is nothing new this is the first time we know of that a main stream animated show on primetime TV allowed their material to be in Playboy. We’re not complaining, mind you. We’re just glad they didn’t try to promote “King of the Hill” in a similar fashion.

Shake Weight – Jack Off the Pounds!

dangerdave — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:46:28 +0000

You just know some dude is so happy his invention called the Shake Weight is being sold in stores. The premise is fantastic.

The Shake Weight [watch the video to see what we mean] is based on a completely new workout technology called Dynamic Inertia, which ignites the muscles in your arms, shoulders, and chest. At least that’s what we say to the ladies.

Works out your entire upper body in just 6 minutes a day. That’s right. You should do this exercise daily. If the weight is not around you can always find a suitable substitute…

2 Girls, 1 Sub [NSFW] Witness “2 Girls 1 Sub,” a Playboy.com video presumably sponsored by Quiznos. [via]

Random Bonnaroo Garbage

dangerdave — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:12:24 +0000

Ahhh….Bonnaroo weekend. That time of year when everyone’s inner-hippie pops out and gets high to the music. This year’s festival has started with a lineup including Bruce Springsteen, Phish, and the Beastie Boys. A few other bands are supposed to show up, too.

A weekend treat for you all. The cult comedy “Three O’Clock High!” So grab a bag of Cheetos and sit back for a great 80’s flick that features the nerd vs. the bulley. Great entertainment and a nice way to not work for 2 hours.

Weekend Hangover

dangerdave — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:03:54 +0000

Batman Cometh! [via]

So we sent Zach Galifianakis an email the other day through his official site telling him about all the hard work we did making up a post about his 5 best video moments in honor of Zach Galiafianakisas week. Today we received a reply in the form of a nude photo of Bob Newhart and a short note saying ‘This is the true face of comedy.” Not sure what to make of that. Guess we’ll mull it over while we take a look at this big-ass load of links we found.

The weekend is here, bitches. Let’s kill some time.

P.S. – The great actor David Carradine passed away. We’re a little sad and will be sure to toast him this weekend when we’re having a beer.

Reheats! Playboy’s Girls of Olive Garden

dangerdave — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:26:36 +0000

…uhhh, sexy?

Playboy Magazine, apparently fresh out of ideas for models, began search a few months back for hot chicks working in Olive Garden, the mediocre Italian restaurant for true Italians and soccer Moms. BTW, you know most of the meals at Olive Garden are just pre-packed, pre-portioned frozen meals, don’t ya? Just checking.

Anyway, this offering of the Girls of Olive Garden is a little stale and unappetizing. Kinda like dinning at the restaurant itself!Â We just can’t wait for future chain-restaurant spreads.Â The Sexy 7-Eleven Girls will surely fly off the shelf.