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There’s some freaky stuff on the Internet but this video from the 70’s of a Belgian dude named Vader Abraham singing about Smurfs is hypnotic, disturbing, and simply awesome.

If the Smurf puppets singing “lalalalala” for 2 1/2 minutes isn’t enough to get you tripping in the first video we have a second video of the dude singing it live with some puppets. It’s Smurftastic

The Internets say it’s real so let’s go with it!

A woman in Russia was mugged on her way home and in the ensuing scuffle she was stabbed in the back of the neck.

However, she did not realized it until she got home later.

In a story that seems too crazy to be true, the story has circulated around as this picture lends credence to the events.

An extraordinary picture that has gone around the world of a knife plunged into the back of a woman mugging victim is genuine, it was revealed by doctors in Moscow tonight.

Julia Popova, 22, was stabbed by a mugger as she walked home from work one day last autumn – but she was so traumatised by the attack that she walked home without realising the knife was embedded in her, just a fraction of an inch from her spinal cord.

In the image, blood is shown gushing from the wound as surgeons stare in awe, apparently preparing to operate to remove the six-inch blade.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1248155/The-mugging-victim-inch-knife–didnt-notice.html#ixzz0edIVshWt

Mmmm….who wants some Camel Balls Bubble Gum?

We love this classic treat but we still haven’t been able to find a box in Knoxville.  From the makers of the Arabian Goggles comes the sour-flavored, liquid-filled bubble gum modeled after the most luscious part of a camel.  It’s nuts!

We all know that sex sells in advertising. But what does 2 dudes in bodysuits roshamboing each other have to say about your product?

And more importantly, what flavor is this? In the States we have flavors like Ranch and Nacho Cheese. Guess this bag of Doritos from Japan is Freaky Nut Crunch flavor.  Mmmmm….tasty!

Hot off the presses from Australia is the best headline we’ve seen all week:  “Banana sex cult leader splits after raid.”

You’d think it was an article from the Onion or involving Andy Dick but this happened in real life.  Turns out that a dude, who’s either a genius or a con man [thin line to walk], had convinced a village to get freaky with each other in the open for the sake of a big banana crop.  Awesome!

PAPUA New Guinea police are hunting the leader of a sex cult who promised villagers a bumper banana harvest if they engaged in public sex.

The man and his followers fled naked into the wilderness when police tried to arrest them over the weekend, the Post Courier newspaper reported.

The newspaper said the villagers in Morobe province, about 200km north of the capital Port Moresby, had been promised their banana harvest would increase 10-fold every time they had sex in public.

It said the cult leader was wanted for a range of alleged offences over the past four months, including threatening people and illegal sexual activity.

Inspector Adam Busil said he and officers surrounded the man’s hut early Saturday but he refused to come out, then made a dash for freedom with about seven naked followers.

“He used his two wives as a human shield to avoid being shot at by the policemen,” Busil said.

“They were called on to surrender but they refused.”

He said extra officers were being called in to track down the cultists.

Wanna see a creepy old person in makeup and a Candy Bra? Of course you do. That’s what the Internet was made for!

A gay adult film star snorts a condom into his nose and out of his mouth because that what being gay will do to you. The ghost of Rev. Jerry Falwell told us that straight people cannot do this trick.

Once you go Horse, you don’t go back! After a woman discovered a dude having sex with her horse she had the perv arrested. One would think that buggery [legal term for sexin' up a horse] would not be so addictive.

The wrong [and racist] answer to the question about someone being yellow is only made better by the correct answer being given by a Chinese kid.

Those darn kids! They’ll eat anything. Including a steaming pile of dog poo.

Somewhere in Britain they seem to have a problem with tots digging into dog shit and eating it all up.  Sadly, after seeing English cuisine, we can see why the kids are doing this.

We expected someone named Turd Ferguson to be attached to this article but it turns out that the local spokesman is named Dave Butt.  Love it!

Torbay Council launched the controversial poster campaign at the end of April to tackle a long-running problem of dog fouling.

Now local councillor Dave Butt said that dog mess on the streets has fallen by more than half from 400 reported incidents in April to 185 in June.