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Toast F##king (NSFW)

dangerdave — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:59:48 +0000

Wow. We missed that episode.

This Is How You Teach! (NSFW)

dangerdave — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 09:12:34 +0000

Model Anna is a perfect example of how to teach things. Anything. It doesn’t matter.

Whoever talked Anna into doing this demonstration of mouth-to-mouth in the buff is a genius. They should make more videos. We’d watch.

BTW, video below is completely NSFW

Ben Harper – Lay There & Hate Me Video

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:01:12 +0000

Ben Harper’s extended and uncut music video for the blues/rock single “Lay There and Hate Me” (from the great album “White Lies for Dark Times“) is gladly made available exclusively by our pals at Playboy.com.

The incredibly stylish and sexy music video really does Harper’s sensual song justice. Never trust a woman who loves the blues.

Just don’t try to watch this at work. The video is NSFW!

Insanely Big Boobs Skydiving NSFW

dangerdave — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:43:06 +0000

Danish advertiser Fleggaard is some company that sells stuff or something. Our translation is very rusty but it’s something about either a washing machine or electric kazoo.

Doesn’t matter. The commercial doesn’t make sense expect for the fact a bunch of hot women with Insanely Big Boobs who go skydiving.

The ad is awesome and very NSFW because the only thing the women are wearing are parachutes and high heels.

Truckers Delight: 8-bits of Awesome!

dangerdave — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:36:49 +0000

Truckers Delight animated video clip directed by newcomer wunderkid Jérémie Perin (Premiere Heure) who takes the song’s title (a tribute to those little pleasures that the lonely truck- driver indulges himself in) and takes it to the next level. Think Spielberg’s Duel + Russ Meyer’s Faster Pussycat Kill Kill! and Marc Dorcel’s wildest fantasies. All warped into an 8-bit Sega era style graphic. Slightly NSFW

Louis CK And The Worst Handjob Ever

dangerdave — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:03:45 +0000

Leave it to Louis CK to make a handjob sound like an ordeal. Granted it’s not as bad as the real thing but this just does not sound like fun at all….Video is NSFW

Robogeisha Kicks Ass

dangerdave — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:05:46 +0000

Don’t mess with “Robogeisha” or you’ll pay dearly. Japanese cinema is a lot like Gary Busey. Just when you think you’ve seen the craziest they can be, you turn around and see them wandering around the food court with the pants down and their winkie in their hand singing the theme to “Love Boat.”

The trailer for “Robogeisha” looks a little like the Power Rangers meets Mario Cart meets “Phantasm” if it were narrated by an Ewok with laryngitis. An instant classic and NSFW mainly for blood and gore including one scene with a chick getting stabbed in her butt with a sword!

Sex Sells: The Infamous Ad Agency Sex Tape

dangerdave — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:04:02 +0000

Mmmmm. Tasty Food

We have all heard the saying that “Sex Sells” but this ad agency took it one step higher. These two ad agency employees are researching that motto by getting down and dirty in their cubicle. GAWKER had fun posting a video of a co-worker who filmed the bump ‘n grind.

We once caught a co-worker doing something similar at our job at the local call center. We would of filmed it and sold it to GAWKER ourselves but we figured a 350 lb man with an inflatable sheep in cubicle wouldn’t draw too much interest.

Check out the video from GAWKER but do take notice that even though they ‘tastefully’ censored parts of the video it should still be considered NSFW.