Epic YouTube City Council Fails

Thanks to the immortality-granting powers of the YouTube community, these asinine clips shall forever stand as testaments to the power of democracy -evidence that when you’re granted the right of free speech, it in no way means that you’re obligated to say anything even remotely coherent.

Hells Yeah! Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can
with Second Tab on Side

The Coors Brewing Company announced today that they will soon begin offering Coors Light in a new “shotgunnable can” that will feature a second tab on its side to allow for easy shotgunning.

The 14 Most Ridiculous Character Branded Products Ever

From a Tom Cruise butt-plug, to Hello Kitty booze, to Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometers and even Lightsaber Chopsticks, here are the most weird/funny products that have ever featured a branded character’s face/image. Enjoy (and buy at your own risk/delight, you sick sack of crap.)

Michael Vartan Has Dorfism

Actor Michael Vartan reveals his secret in this exclusive interview.

The 15 Most White-Trash Fictional Athletes of All Time

Our friends at Things That Are White Trash noticed Waffle’s Top 10 list of white trash baseball pitchers. They decided to send along their own list of 15 fictional white trash athletes from TV shows and movies. Go ahead and guess who’s number two?

Nicky the Sexy Asian School Girl

If you like sexy Asian school girls you will love busty all-natural Nicky. How often to you find Asian school girls in California with huge natural boobs? Nicky is a college graduate and real girl next door who loves to keep in shape by working out on the beach. She plays video games when she is not working, but loves to throw on a naughty costume once in a while