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Natalie Portman Extended Laugh

dangerdave — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 13:00:23 +0000

Natalie Portman points out that a dude wants to sleep with her while accepting a Golden Globe for a movie in which she has a lesbian scene with Mila Kunis and plays with hereself a lot.

Like there’s a straight guy out there that wouldn’t…jeez! Oh yeah, she also gives out a geeky laugh that is kinda awesome at the same time. Thankfully there’s an extended footage of that geeky laugh for our viewing pleasure.

There’s also an animated GIF of Natalie Portman in a thong in the picture above that loops forever. How sweet it is!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Sweet! That Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Lesbian Sex Scene From Black Swan

dangerdave — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 22:48:28 +0000

Yeah! That movie “Black Swan.” If you have heard of it and want to see it then it’s because of one of two reasons. First, you dig arty Darren Aronofsky movies and you’re the minority. The second reason is the most logical.

You’ve heard that Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis get it on. Yea! Nothing like an awesome Lesbian scene to draw people into the movie. If you don’t feel like sitting through 2 hours of ‘What the Hell is going on?” you can always just check out the Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman lesbian scene by itself.

So cue up the Barry White, take a sip of some wine and enjoy.

And obviously, it’s a NSFW video

Natalie Portman’s Thong, Danny McBride Heat Up ‘Your Highness’ Red-Band Trailer

dangerdave — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 03:06:37 +0000

Seth Rogan is banking on you wanting to watch him as a kinda-superhero in the Green Hornet next year. Meanwhile his mates from the Pineapple Express, stars Danny McBride and James Franco and director David Gordon Green, have gathered together to make a rather unusual adventure. Personally I don’t expect much from the Hornet and after seeing this trailer for “Your Highness” I think Rogan might have made the wrong choice.

At first glance the new movie “Your Highness” is just strange. McBride and Franco are two princes who must travel across the land to rescue Franco’s kidnapped fiancee Zooey Deschanel. Along the way they make dirty jokes and run into Natalie Portman and her thong.

So, yeah, we’re basically there opening night.

Check out the R-Rated trailer for “Your Highness” below followed by (and you can thank me later) an animated GIF of Natalie Portman stripping to her thong. You are so welcome.

Give it a Sec to load….it’s worth it. Animated GIF of Natalie Portman stripping to her thong

Padma and Natalie Portman Dirty Talk

dangerdave — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:14:10 +0000

When Padma Lakshmi is not sexually assaulting a Hardee’s burger or gettin neked, she does appear on the cooking show “Top Chef.”

Now if you could promise us that every episode of “Top Chef” would include scenes like this one with Natalie Portman where they are tossing around dick jokes while eating, we would watch every week.

Great Cinematic Schoolgirl Moment; Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta

dangerdave — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:27:34 +0000

People should not fear their Governments. Governments should fear their people if they don’t get more of Natalie Portman dressed up like a naughty schoolgirl.

Natalie Portman in V For Vendetta – Funny bloopers are a click away

Natalie Portman Parade October

dangerdave — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 22:14:00 +0000

Oh, Natalie Portman. At the ripe age of 26 you’ve done it all. From a space princess to prostitute we have enjoyed you work. Her new movie, Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium is getting set to hit the theaters, but it’s a kid flick so we’ll pass for now.

For now, Natalie Portman is being honored in an October 2007 issue of Parade. Also, be sure to check out more Natalie Portman at our Natalie Portman Cybershrine!