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When Padma Lakshmi is not sexually assaulting a Hardee’s burger or gettin neked, she does appear on the cooking show “Top Chef.”

Now if you could promise us that every episode of “Top Chef” would include scenes like this one with Natalie Portman where they are tossing around dick jokes while eating, we would watch every week.

People should not fear their Governments. Governments should fear their people if they don’t get more of Natalie Portman dressed up like a naughty schoolgirl.

Oh, Natalie Portman. At the ripe age of 26 you’ve done it all. From a space princess to prostitute we have enjoyed you work. Her new movie, Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium is getting set to hit the theaters, but it’s a kid flick so we’ll pass for now.

For now, Natalie Portman is being honored in an October 2007 issue of Parade. Also, be sure to check out more Natalie Portman at our Natalie Portman Cybershrine!