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Little Kid With Michael Jackson Inside

dangerdave — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:32:33 +0000

Ha. Bet you thought that title was just the yearly update that MJ was having his sleepovers again. Don’t worry. That creep is still dead but he lives on through this little dude who gets down with “Billy Jean.”

Links….the Final Frontier

dangerdave — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:42:20 +0000

Hey! We’re excited because “Star Trek” is finally coming out on DVD. We can’t believe we had to wait 5 months for it. This rapid turnover of movies nowadays is a far cry from when we grew up and movies came out on VHS about a year later. Usually the buzz of the movie had worn off by then and watching it again was almost a new experience unless you saw it a dozen times in the theater.

No streaming or torrents back in those days. Man, those days really sucked now that we think about it….

Raiders Girl Rocks

Sexy NFL Jersey Girls [68 Photos] : Coed Magazine

Your Brain After 17 Hours Of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 : Tasty Booze

Michael Jackson named MAD Magazine’s #1 Dumbest Person of 2009 : Comics Alliance

Cormac McCarthy Still A Fountain Wisdom : Film Drunk

86-Year-Old Titan’s Owner Bud Adams Flips Bird At Bills : Banned in Hollywood

The 30 Best Action Figures of the 80’s : Gunaxin

Smart Hooker, Dead Hooker: Today In TV Hooker News : Warming Glow

Hiroko Mima (aka Miss Universe Japan 2008) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (aka Miss Universe 2008 of Trinidad and Tobago 2008) threesome tape leaked. COMPLETELY NSFW. Completely Awesome. : Hollywood Grind

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics From Cabo : Don Chavez

Bruce Springsteen screams “Good evening, Ohio!” to all of his adoring fans in… Michigan : Foundry Music

Budget Garage Door Opener Spoof : DJ Mick

101 Signs You May Be Evil : Funny Crave

10 Female Celebs Who Should be Seen and Not Heard : Guyism

Worst Of Netflix: Erik Estrada, SPACE COP! : Heavy.com

Who Wore it Best: Celebrity Cleavage Edition : Top Cultured

Finally, a handy tool for popping out baby eyes : I Heart Chaos

“Hey Man,” a compilation of every time this phrase is said in the movie “Dazed and Confused.”

Michael Jackson Screws Older Man

dangerdave — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:35:00 +0000

Even in death Michael Jackson is a menace.

The estate of MJ released a new Michael Jackson song, “This Is It [listen here],” this week in anticipation of the new movie “This Is It” due out sometime. We don’t really care when. Maybe they’ll do a double feature with a Hannah Montana movie to give us more reason to stay home.

What’s fun is the song was not even up a few days before there word of plagiarism, kinda.

Turns out that 68-year old crooner Paul Anka, the dashing man to the left, co-wrote the song with MJ back in the early eighties. The two had a falling out and Anka took the song years later to a relatively unknown singer named Safire who released the song as “I Never Heard” in 1991.

Flashforward to this week when Anka heard “This Is It” and promptly called his lawyers. Now he is being given 50% credit and royalties on the song, a very costly mistake for the Jackson estate who was planning on using the song to promote the movie and even use it in commercials.

It’s just nice to hear that MJ can finally be associated with screwing someone and it not being a young boy. Check out the Safire version of the song below.

“I Never Heard” by Safire

Tuesday Link Dump

dangerdave — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:57:29 +0000

Football is back and in full swing so we’re happy. This week also sees a new season of TV shows kick off which is hit and miss. While some great shows like “The Office” and “Fringe” start back up it also means the usual rounds of lowest-common denominator reality shows. And to top it off we still have to wait 4 months for “Lost” to return… dang it!

There is NO excuse for this classic commercial…unless Crazy Bruce was getting high off his own supply [The Foundry]
Transformers Crew Hates Megan Fox [Film Drunk]
Cheers to Patriot’s 50 Years [The Bachelor Guy]
Top 10 Female Spies [AskMen.com]
Sexy South American Sports Reporter Cecilia Bonelli [DJMick]
Hugh Hefner: Now The Fun Can Begin [Tasty Booze]
Top 10 VMA Observations [YepYep]
Tough job: All My Children soap actor Interview [Minimum Rage]

This is why Kanye wasn’t invited to Obama’s big healthcare speech. If only the MTV VMA people had done the same – at least they had the good sense to not invite Congressman Joe Wilson.

35 Smoking Hot Bollywood Actresses [Funny Crave]
Prankster Introduces Ballot Initiative to Ban Divorce [Asylum]
Speaking of 9/11, where were you when the Deathstar blew up? [College Humor]
25 Famous Animated Food Mascots [Gunaxin]
Science ruins everything. This time, it’s dinosaurs [Atom]
21 Awesomest Superhero Mods for My Little Pony [Comics Alliance]
Michael Jackson’s “This Is It’ Trailer [Film Drunk]
Drive Thru Alternatives — Eat Healthy and Cheaply on the Go [Lemon Drop]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Charlie Loses His Mind

Rare Michael Jackson Home Video Released

dangerdave — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:18:02 +0000

This little blond headed boy, who may or may not be Macaulay Culkin, shows us in this lost video found in Michael Jackson collection how NOT to brush your teeth. That method may work at Neverland Ranch but we don’t think that it’s too practical in real life.

That’s a good style to earn $10 on Magnolia Ave, though.

Remember to spit when you’re done.

Michael Jacksons Hair On Fire: 1984 Pepsi Accident Video Found

dangerdave — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:42:17 +0000

The never-before-seen footage of the singer’s 1984 Pepsi commercial accident that many insiders say kick started the King of Pop-Culture’s addiction to pain pills. The clip from US Weekly shows one take where the pyrotechnics exploded as planned — after Jackson descended the stairs and began performing with his brothers. On the sixth take, though, things went horribly wrong: The fireworks erupted too early, igniting Jackson’s head in flames. Jackson is at first unaware he’s on fire, and continues dancing.

Auto-Tuned the News 6 with Michael Jackson

dangerdave — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:18:27 +0000

Auto-Tune is a phase vocoder to correct pitch in vocal and instrumental performances. It is used to disguise inaccuracies and mistakes, and has allowed many artists to produce more precisely tuned recordings. It is the staple of pop music today. Mostly if you are a hot blond under the age of 25.

This video is about current news and is auto-tuned into a song to talk about Michael Jackson, Sarah Palin, and various problems in the World.

Time To Move On

dangerdave — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:09:51 +0000

Creepy Baby [via]

Michael Jackson’s memorial was held today marking the end of a 2-week long pop culture extravaganza. The passing of the King of Pop has been great for cable networks and even bottle-necked the Internet as people flock to find news, videos, and images of Jacko.

Personally, we’re not buying it.

True insiders like us know the Michael Jackson who died this year was his replacement. The real Michael left the public eye during the “Bad” tour and his replacement took over full time soon after.

Fearing he couldn’t deliver on the huge public demand for his music and everyday living, Jackson continued to sing the vocals of “Dangerous” but snuck away and left the public role as “King of Pop” to his apprentice. Old Michael assumed a new identity (which he’s been trying to achieve for many years) and disappeared.

His replacement is skillfully trained to assume his role. The new Michael uses plastic surgery and face masks to help conceal the differences but can’t hide the fact he likes little boys.

X Files: Michael Jacksons Ghost at Neverland Ranch

dangerdave — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:20:00 +0000

Forget the conspiracy theories about Michael Jackson faking his death so he could hang with Biggie, Tupac and Kurt Cobain at the Waffle House in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. We have video evidence from Larry King that shows the ghost of Michael Jackson while they tour the Neverland Ranch. Who knows dead spirits better than Larry King? He’s closer to them than the living….

Michael Jackson Tribute by Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppets

dangerdave — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:55:27 +0000

In case you have not heard, Michael Jackson has died. We know. The media really buried that story. To help honor the fallen King of ~~Poop~~ Pop a couple of Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppets have made a tribute to him by presenting the lyrics to Michael Jackson’s “Earth Song.”

It’s Been A Bad Week

dangerdave — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:09:37 +0000

Adolf is back again and as usual he reacts badly to the news that Michael Jackson has passed away and will not be able to perform at the Birthday party.

VIDEO: Michael Jackson’s Last Rehearsal

dangerdave — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:27:09 +0000

Early reports about the last days of Michael Jackson paint the pop singer as a frail and worn down junkie. Jackson was busy rehearsing for his upcoming tour this month and the management filmed most of the action. Here’s a video from June 23rd of Jackson and his crew working out the single “They Don’t Care About Us.”

Though scurrilous reports have described Michael Jackson in his last days as frail and withering, the King of Pop appears to be far from that image in a new video released on Thursday.

The company behind Michael’s scheduled 50-performance gig in London this summer has released a video of the singer’s final dress rehearsal, filmed very shortly before his death of an apparent cardiac arrest on June 25.

In the video (scroll down to watch it for yourself), the 50-year-old music legend appears to still be fleet on his feet as he performs with his troupe of musicians and backup dancers.

Watch the video and judge for yourself if this clip adds credibility to rumors of foul play surrounding Michael’s passing.

Reporter Slaps Drunk Michael Jackson Fan

dangerdave — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:39:05 +0000

The death of Michael Jackson is bringing out the worst in all of us. Civilizations are starting to crumble. Governments can barely control the rioting masses. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

George Carlin : Michael Jackson Beats Them All

dangerdave — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:14:31 +0000

George Carlin, the best dead comedian, talks about Michael Jackson, who he sees as the best [now dead] musician.

Filipino Prisoners Pay Tribute To Michael Jackson

dangerdave — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:21:19 +0000

1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice for Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” This is actually a clip from a few years back of the guys rehearsing but a fitting tribute.

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June 28, 2009 at 2:42 pm

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June 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm

michael jackson is a very very talented person to the point that he rose as a pop icon. he would live forever in our history books and memories.

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