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The Voices of the Transformers Movie

dangerdave — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:06:21 +0000

It’s that time of year when Michael Bay and his endless supply of napalm visit the movie theater with the latest installment of the popular “Transformers” movie.

This time around we will see that Megan Fox will have to see the movie for herself when she buys a ticket like the rest of us chumps as director Michael Bay booted her after she went to the press to talk about how bad it was to work with him.

Bay and executive producer Steven Spielberg took care of that problem and now the role of “hot chick who can’t act and wouldn’t be here if she didn’t have nice boobs and a tight butt” goes to Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Rosie doesn’t have that much acting experience but if she’s going to fill the void left by Megan Fox there’s not much requirement. Just show up with pouting lips and give Shia LeDouche a reason to act like he’s an action hero.

Screw that. I’m all for the robots. Well, some glamor shots of Rosie don’t hurt but give me the Transformers and I’m happy. Personally, I liked the first “Transformers” but thought the second one blew so hopeuflly the cast and crew come at it a bit better for part three. With that in mind here’s a look back at some of the voices behind the robots.

For the first movie this group of actors provided the voices for the Decepticons and Autobots. For the most part these are same people except for Jazz. He died. But it gives you a great idea on what goes into make the voices for the movie.

“Transformers : Dark of the Moon” opens in theaters June 28th.

Great News! Gemma Arterton to Replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3?

dangerdave — Thu, 20 May 2010 14:18:57 +0000

Megan Fox‘s public dispute with the king of explosions, Michael Bay, may have led to the dismissal of the actress from the upcoming “Transformers 3″ movie.

Now we know a lot of guys out there love to look at Megan and we admit that she’s easy on the eyes. However, when it comes to acting we’re not gonna miss her stale performances and orange skin. We’ll just grab a copy of Maxim or FHM and take it into the theater with us if we want to ogle her cleavage.

Gemma Arterton

The good news is that producers are looking at some nice replacements and sources around the ‘Net indicate it might be the sultry Gemma Arterton and her British accent, who is currently in “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time” which just happens to be produced by Bay’s pal Jerry Bruckheimer.

Very nice!

And it seems like Michael Bay will get the final word in his public battle with Megan after his reported decision to decline picking up Megan Fox’s option on Transformers 3. If you remember last year, Fox badmouthed the director and even went so far as to compare him to “Hitler”. Not exactly a smart move but we’re guessing that Fox doesn’t care too much since, you know, her looks will last forever and starring roles in franchise movies come so easy after you burn a lot of bridges.

With Fox out they may just end up casting another busty chick in the role but maybe we can start a petition to get Gemma in the movie. Bar Rafaeli, Miranda Kerr and Brooklyn Decker are names also being tossed around so it will be interesting to see who lands the highly coveted role.

Now if we can just get Shia LaDouche to start popping off maybe “Transformers 3″ will be a killer movie.

Gemma Arterton

Jonah Hex Trailer

ThomThumb — Mon, 03 May 2010 12:00:14 +0000

Warner Bros. will be bringing DC Comic’s freakishly scarred bounty hunter, Johah Hex, to the big screen this June. The movie is directed by Jimmy Hayward and stars Josh Brolin as Hex, John Malkovich as the villain and Megan Fox as a whore. Enjoy.

Weekday Links and Timekillers

dangerdave — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:30:06 +0000

Howdy, Cowboy!

We hope you all had a great Halloween and did not get into too much trouble. If you did, at least have the generosity to send us the police cruiser dashboard tape of you trying to outrun a cop while dressed like Keyboard Cat.

Heidi Klum gets naked and Covered in Chocolate : MoonDog Sports

Adam Lambert’s For Your Entertainment: Judging An Album By Its Cover : Funny Crave

Sexy ladies of 1985 – Part 2 : Guyism

Megan Fox in shorts and a tank top : Don Chavez

Halloween Cuteness: Photos Of Pets In Their Costumes : YepYep

Yeah, she’s a screamer : Foundry Music

Would you pay $44k for Tila Tequila’s breasts? : Celebridiot

12 of the all-time worst premature celebrations in sports : Epic Carnival

Periodic table picnic table : Top Cultured

The 5 teams you meet in fantasy football : AskMen

Car jump fail : All Left Turns

Mean spirited condom placement : NextRound

Your Sunday in Review: No One Cares About the World Series, Especially Dan Levy : Kissing Suzy Kolber

And finally… Win a Beetlejuice / Howard Stern Prize Pack : Warming Glow

Jenny Slate SNL F Bomb

dangerdave — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:49:39 +0000

Jenny Slate is the new chick on SNL and slipped out the F-bomb on the 35th season premiere of Saturday Night Live hosted by Megan Fox. It’s not the first time that the F-word has been said on SNL but we’re sure the FCC will send her a nice “Welcome to Prime Time” fine for the sllip.

You Give Love a Bad Name

dangerdave — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:27:12 +0000

Would Courtney Love just fucking stop selling out Kurt Cobain.

We find it hard to believe that Kurt would enjoy seeing his likeness sold out to the masses in the form of Guitar Hero where you’d see Cobain singing Bon Jovi. Using you own music and image is one thing. But this?…

This,…is just pure awful commercialism for the sake of being commercialism. Yes, we all just died a little inside so Love can get a quick fix.

Pizza Cutters For Outlaw Bikers : The Bachelor Guy

Bounce O’ Meter: Busty CG women [NSFW] : Shock Absorber

The Pros & Cons Of Disney Buying Marvel Comics : The Smoking Section

Marvel/Disney Crossovers We’re Looking Forward To : Woot!

Kelly Carlson looking hot : MoonDog Sports

Megan Fox does Cosmo : I Don’t Like You In That Way

Sonia Red got naked [NSFW] : Foundry Music

Best of the Blogosphere, Summer 2009 : YepYep

10 of history’s unknown badasses : Made Man

The ultimate 80s douche : Retro Comedy

The worst gimmicks in the history of pro wrestling : Epic Carnival

Ouch! A dangerous condom applicator : College Humor

Erin Andrews on Oprah [And a contest] : Gunaxin

40 most undeserving MLB Starting Lineup figures ever : Sharapova’s Thigh

Nasty leg snapping soccer tackle : Total Pro Sports

The un-Danica: Attainably cute race car driver Erin Crocker : All Left Turns

The Whitest Kids U’ Know Season 3 takes a look at Call of Duty. It’s just like watching those first 20 minutes of “Saving Private Ryan” again. The Humanity!

Bumblebee Transformer Costume

dangerdave — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:01:15 +0000

Watching a real life Bumblebee Transformer costume change from robot to car is almost more entertaining than watching “Transformers 2.” Throw in some Megan Fox T&A and you’d have a winner.

Megan Fox Has Cleavage

dangerdave — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:10:10 +0000

Megan Fox (Transformers I & II, nice body) is in a new movie called something or other. It doesn’t matter. Just go to the ticket counter and slap you money down for the movie with lots of Megan Fox cleavage. Here’s a clip of whatever movie that is.

Jennifer’s Body trailer
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Monday Morning Blues

dangerdave — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:29:22 +0000

“Transformers 2″ hits theaters this week and early word about the movie paints the sequel as a confused and bloated flick with too many explosions and running about 30 minutes longer than it should. Basically, a typical Michael Bay film. Some have pointed out that “Transformers 2″ also has some very stereotypical (almost racist) robots that bring back memories of Jar Jar Binks. That should be interesting. As long as they don’t distract from Megan Fox’s T&N screen time we’ll be OK.

Also, most of the original cast and crew are back for the second installment including more music by Linkin Park. Their new video, “New Divide,” is out and Mr. Hahn has even directed the trippy video.

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