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We hope you all had a great Halloween and did not get into too much trouble.  If you did, at least have the generosity to send us the police cruiser dashboard tape of you trying to outrun a cop while dressed like Keyboard Cat.

Heidi Klum gets naked and Covered in Chocolate : MoonDog Sports

Adam Lambert’s For Your Entertainment: Judging An Album By Its Cover : Funny Crave

Sexy ladies of 1985 – Part 2 : Guyism

Megan Fox in shorts and a tank top : Don Chavez

Halloween Cuteness: Photos Of Pets In Their Costumes : YepYep

Yeah, she’s a screamer : Foundry Music

Would you pay $44k for Tila Tequila’s breasts? : Celebridiot

12 of the all-time worst premature celebrations in sports : Epic Carnival

Periodic table picnic table : Top Cultured

The 5 teams you meet in fantasy football : AskMen

Car jump fail : All Left Turns

Mean spirited condom placement : NextRound

Your Sunday in Review: No One Cares About the World Series, Especially Dan Levy : Kissing Suzy Kolber

And finally… Win a Beetlejuice / Howard Stern Prize Pack : Warming Glow

Jenny Slate is the new chick on SNL and slipped out the F-bomb on the 35th season premiere of Saturday Night Live hosted by Megan Fox. It’s not the first time that the F-word has been said on SNL but we’re sure the FCC will send her a nice “Welcome to Prime Time” fine for the sllip.

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Would Courtney Love just fucking stop selling out Kurt Cobain. 

We find it hard to believe that Kurt would enjoy seeing his likeness sold out to the masses in the form of Guitar Hero where you’d see Cobain singing Bon Jovi.  Using you own music and image is one thing.  But this?…

This,…is just pure awful commercialism for the sake of being commercialism. Yes, we all just died a little inside so Love can get a quick fix.

Pizza Cutters For Outlaw Bikers : The Bachelor Guy

Bounce O’ Meter: Busty CG women [NSFW] : Shock Absorber

The Pros & Cons Of Disney Buying Marvel Comics : The Smoking Section

Marvel/Disney Crossovers We’re Looking Forward To : Woot!

Kelly Carlson looking hot : MoonDog Sports

Megan Fox does Cosmo : I Don’t Like You In That Way

Sonia Red got naked [NSFW] : Foundry Music

Best of the Blogosphere, Summer 2009 : YepYep

10 of history’s unknown badasses : Made Man

The ultimate 80s douche : Retro Comedy

The worst gimmicks in the history of pro wrestling : Epic Carnival

Ouch! A dangerous condom applicator : College Humor

Erin Andrews on Oprah [And a contest] : Gunaxin

40 most undeserving MLB Starting Lineup figures ever : Sharapova’s Thigh

Nasty leg snapping soccer tackle : Total Pro Sports

The un-Danica: Attainably cute race car driver Erin Crocker : All Left Turns

Watching a real life Bumblebee Transformer costume change from robot to car is almost more entertaining than watching “Transformers 2.” Throw in some Megan Fox T&A and you’d have a winner.

Megan Fox (Transformers I & II, nice body) is in a new movie called something or other. It doesn’t matter. Just go to the ticket counter and slap you money down for the movie with lots of Megan Fox cleavage. Here’s a clip of whatever movie that is.

“Transformers 2″ hits theaters this week and early word about the movie paints the sequel as a confused and bloated flick with too many explosions and running about 30 minutes longer than it should. Basically, a typical Michael Bay film. Some have pointed out that “Transformers 2″ also has some very stereotypical (almost racist) robots that bring back memories of Jar Jar Binks. That should be interesting. As long as they don’t distract from Megan Fox’s T&N screen time we’ll be OK.

Also, most of the original cast and crew are back for the second installment including more music by Linkin Park. Their new video, “New Divide,” is out and Mr. Hahn has even directed the trippy video.

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