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Thanksgiving is just a fantastic holiday because people give you a pat on the back and tell you to go home and eat as much food as humanly possible.  We believe that more holidays should be centered around food like Thanksgiving.

That’s why we are pushing to make Groundhog Day mean more like Thanksgiving.

Of course that depends on how groundhog tastes….

Boobies and Celebrities:

• 30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1977:  Guyism
• Let’s Talk About Sext [NSFW]:  College Humor
• J Lo Fell on her Giant Ass:  Warming Glow
• 20 Mind-Blowing Back Boobs:  Manofest
• Happy [belated] Birthday Scarlett Johansson + pics: Moon Dog Sports
• Kelly Brook Pick Me Up: Tasty Booze
• Meet Jamie Young:  The Bachelor Guy
  

Non-Boobies:

• Some Nora Jones for your entertainment:  Nora Jones Soundcheck
• When all else fails, EAT the evidence. Like this Ohio robbery suspect: Foundry Music
• Railroad Worker Escapes Death Twice In 10 Seconds:  YepYep
• Holiday Giveaway: Win Free Stuff From NerdyShirts.com:  Funny Crave
• OJ Simpson as the Terminator?:  Fanhouse
• Top 5 Pulp Heros Not Ruined By Hollywood :  Gamma Squad
• The Five Worst Kids’ Books Of All TIme:  Heavy.com
• PC Mag’s list of favorite blogs for 2009 :  PC Magazine
• Crackhead gets knocked out for a crisp $20 bill:  Don Chavez
• 12 Movies to be Thankful For:  Screen Junkies

Sports:

• Nate Robinson Scores On Wrong Basket:  The Hoop Doctors
• Atlanta Hawks Dancer’s Secret, Naughty Day Job : Guyism
• Cal Fans Boo Tiger Woods at Stanford Game + video : Buster Sports
• Ugghhh!  Worst Injury of NFL Season – Bills Eric Woods Breaks Leg:  Unathletic
• 10 Greatest Sports Uniform Numbers: COED Magazine
• Another McCluster Fuck in Oxford: Loser With Socks

Olivia Munn is a tad sexy

The good news for us dudes is that sexy nerd bait Olivia Munn is going to be in an upcoming issue of Playboy. The sad and odd thing is she won’t be nude. That ain’t right…. Here’s a video of Olivia Munn not getting nude for Playboy.[via Manofest]

Olivia Munn is a tad sexy

The good news for us dudes is that sexy nerd bait Olivia Munn is going to be in an upcoming issue of Playboy. The sad and odd thing is she won’t be nude. That ain’t right…. Here’s a video of Olivia Munn not getting nude for Playboy.[via Manofest]

Rednecks Make Bad Decisions

The weekend is here and the New Year has dropped it’s balls with no problems. We’re looking forward to the New Year because of the possibility that the world can’t get much shittier than 2008. Economic crisis, the Presidential Election, Chinese Democracy, a huge amount of wars, and even Britney Spears coming out with a new album. It all amounted to a huge amount of stress.

With that stuff behind us maybe the World will get back on track and things will be a little better for all of us. Just as long as you don’t live in the Yellowstone Park area you might be OK….

• Take Cover!  Volcano Yellowstone will go BOOOM!
• Mmm…Sexy! Ladies. Meet Mr. Right.
• Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani New Year’s Eve at Caribbean
  
• Hooray for being lazy: 3 Smart Things About Sleeping Late
• Ha! Dumb Lady Physically Puts Credit Cards In Wii
• Movie Time. Why I Liked Transporter 3 (or not)

• Daily POA TODAY’S MANOFEST SUPER MEGA FEMALE: ALINA PUSCAU
• That Mushy! THE BEER PATCH
• Odd….40 Years Later, Ken Whittey Discovers Long Lost Sister Yvonne lived a Block from Him
• Everybody likes a prank. How to Use Dixie Cups To Pull the Ultimate Prank
• The Scoop on Poop:  Facts About Poop
• 7 Classic Disney Movies That Taught Us Terrible Lessons
• The Stories Behind 20 Muppet Favorites
• Good Advice: Hunter S. Thompson Motivational Posters

• Dude….
• Mars rovers roll on to five years
• 10 Weird and wonderful oddities of nature
• Free Condom!
• Nintendo To Launch Wii TV
• Metal Gear Solid 4 does group therapy
• Beautiful 360 degree Panorama of Times Square on New Year’s Eve

The Dave and Thomas Daily Timekiller Movie today combines two of our favorite things: Kung Fu and animated cows. KUNG POW: ENTER THE FIST is one of the most unique and stupid flicks ever made which is why we love it to death.

Written, directed by and starring Steve Oedekerk, the flick uses footage from the 1977 Hong Kong martial arts movie Tiger and Crane Fist (a.k.a. Savage Killers), along with new footage shot by Oedekerk, to create an original, unrelated and almost incoherient plot.

From Kung Fu cows to woodchuck nunchucks, ENTER THE FIST sways from side to side like a drunken sorority girl and the dialogue sometimes makes sense.  Whatever.  It’s a funny-ass flick.

Olivia Munn is a tad sexy

Olivia Munn has made quite a name for herself by appearing in front of millions of geeks each week on G4’s “Attack of the Show” to wet their whistle. Sometimes, when we are lucky, we’ll get to see Olivia Munn dressed up in sexy outfits like Wonder Woman or the Slave Girl from Return of the Jedi. Here’s a sample of her work and you’ll see the great sexual innuendos in all their glory!

The manly dudes at Manofest want you to know there’s more great clips and video of the sexy Olivia Munn. They even made a list of THE 10 HOTTEST OLIVIA MUNN MOMENTS FROM ATTACK OF THE SHOW.