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As some of the public schools debate allowing the President of the United States to speak to students we thought we’d point out that the Prez has some good things to point out. We have an exclusive clip of the event that will explain:

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We ran across these images of the Miss Universe and had a good laugh at the crap they make these women dress up as.  What happened to bikinis and low cut dresses?  This ‘National Costume’ part is good for a laugh, we suppose.

The good thing is many of these girls can keep their costumes ready to enter the Rose Bowl parade.

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Tryouts for the Lingerie Football League took place in Freeport, New York yesterday, with scouts and coaches evaluating prospective league participants based on the following criteria: big boobs and willingness to tickle your opponent while wearing stockings and a bra.

If the XFL merged with Hooters restaurants you would be left with the Lingerie Football League (LFL). Scantly clad women wear helmets, some shoulder pads, and various lingerie uniforms and compete in games to the joy of men everywhere.

The LFL began as a gimmick for a PPV show during the Super Bowl halftime a few years back. Not surprisingly the league was popular and kept on going. The went from 2 teams to 4 to now 8 teams after expanding this year.

Yeah! More chicks in lingerie!