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Time, Time, Time for some PON PON PON

dangerdave — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 14:00:45 +0000

So, have you gotten Hyuna’s “Bubble Pop!” out of your head yet?

If not, here’s the insanely cute/creepy/wtf Japanese masterpiece titled “Pon Pon Pon”! by a Japanese fashion blogger known as Kyary Pamyu Pamyu (aka Carrie). Decked out in pink Doc Martins and some freaky, flashy clothes, Pamyu just goes to town in a room of pink merchandise. And lots of floating eyeballs.

This is one of those videos that if you were to watch while tripping out you would either not notice or just freak out and spontaneously combust.

PON PON WAY WAY WAY PON PON WAY PON WAY PON PON

SPAM Sandwiches Attack

dangerdave — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 02:01:47 +0000

The Sand de Panda is a sandwich maker from Japan that basically makes a bread ravioli of your stuff.

Pretty cool but not as cool as when you have a fun Japanese guy going to town with some SPAM and Pork and Beans to makes some yummy sandwiches.

I mean, who doesn’t love a good Pork and Beans with SPAM sandwich?

Must….Not….Laugh…..

dangerdave — Mon, 09 May 2011 17:30:21 +0000

A guy with no arms and no legs threw out the first pitch of a game in Japan.

That’s how they roll in Japan and it’s cool but it’s hard not to giggle. Kudos to the dude for being a stud and throwing better than me.

Japanese Tug of War

dangerdave — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:47:32 +0000

Japan plays tug of war as only Japan can. This crazy game show features a rather unique version of the battle of strength. Instead of rope they use pantyhose.

Hilariously Weird Tug of War – Watch more Funny Videos

Navy Recruitment Commercials: USA vs Japan

dangerdave — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 08:00:16 +0000

In Japan they do things a bit different, like their game shows. And when it comes to recruiting for the Navy the ads on TV look a bit different than the ones here in the States.

But what if we swapped the two….? Roll the tapes.

Bow To Your Japanese Ice Cream Robot Masters

dangerdave — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 08:00:43 +0000

It wouldn’t be Japanese if it wasn’t cool & creepy at the same time. The Yaskawa-kun Ice Cream Robot is the latest feature that has our eye and it’s pretty cool. The creepy part comes from the video with Japanese kids singing.

The Yaskawa-kun Ice Cream Robot offers all the functionality of a minimum-wage deadbeat that you’d find at your local Marble Slab without the acne.

Instead, the engineers made it look more like that Jack In The Box mascot. Hmmm…wonder if it comes with salmonella, too. [hat tip to Smoking Jacket for video]

Cathys House. Not Odd At All

dangerdave — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:56:52 +0000

I just love Japanese TV because the Japanese always come up with some weird ass shit. Here is a clip that shows what happens when a screenwriter drops acid in Tokyo after watching “Toy Story.”

We Love Japan! Grow Rice in Your Bra

dangerdave — Tue, 18 May 2010 15:26:29 +0000

Bras have many uses. Growing rice is now one of them! Man, we love the Japanese. They have harnessed the power of boobs to solve the world’s hunger issues. And we’re not talking about Milk!

Robot Weds Couple in Japan‎

dangerdave — Mon, 17 May 2010 12:09:07 +0000

The i-Fairy Robot officially wed a couple in Japan and it marks the first time that we know of that a robot was ordained.

We were ordained once after drinking a few kegs of some awesome beer. Turns out all you need is an Internet connection.

What An Adult Kiss Feels Like

dangerdave — Sun, 09 May 2010 03:12:47 +0000

This is what an adult kiss feels like. Not exactly our experience ….

Japan Combo Packs Are The Best

dangerdave — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:00:09 +0000

Reason #14,756 to love Japan. Awesome combo packs.
Get your coffee and cigarettes in one easy package.
[via Next Round]

Japanese Rude Business Card

dangerdave — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 22:36:05 +0000

This is the Japanese introduction video on how to make people mad with their business card. This method is used to annoy people you have just met.

Why you would want to annoy someone you just met is up to you. Just follow these steps and you’re on your way. Also make sure to make the face that the professor uses and hold the card for about 30 seconds.

Cosplay Break

dangerdave — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 12:06:11 +0000

The weekend is almost here and to help you start to relax in honor of your days off we are recommending you take a Cosplay break. You should enjoy this gallery of hot Japanese women dressed up in fantasy outfits to help you take your mind off that mind-numbing work you’re supposed to be doing.

Odd Japanese Game Show of the Week

dangerdave — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:06:20 +0000

This week’s clip of a Japanese Game Show is odd. That’s expected. That’s like going to a Tim Burton movie and seeing Johnny Depp. It’s just natural.

But this clip is a little more odd than usual. Dudes in diapers attached to ropes must make it us a slippery slope to get to a woman behind some panels. You can only imagine what happens next. Just a note, this video is NSFW mostly around the 8 minute mark if you want to fast forward.

The Proper Japanese Way To Eat Sushi

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:02:08 +0000

Sushi is a fun and hip food for us.

But we didn’t know there was so much to the Japanese tradition of eating sushi. In fact, we might need to study this video a couple of more times before we head out to Wasabi this week.