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Sweet! New Looney Toons Cartoon!

dangerdave — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 06:56:02 +0000

Oohhhh….what a find. I’m not sure when Warner Bros. were going to let us know there were new Looney Toons but apparently we didn’t get the memo. We had to find it out on those Internet Toobs.

The Looney Toons get a little update as Wile E. Coyote is back in his goofy attempts to catch that pesky Road Runner. Two new CG cartoons have popped up featuring the duo doing what they do best and that’s making good old fashioned cartoon violence. What sweetness!

Wonder when they’ll make some more Froghorn Leghorn cartoons?

Road Runner – Coyote Falls 2010 from Animation-HD on Vimeo.

Coyote Falls

Road Runner – Fur Of Flying from Animation-HD on Vimeo.

Fur Of Flying : With an assortment of mail order products, Wile E. Coyote fashions himself a homemade helicopter helmet. Soaring through the sky and over the cliffs, its a surefire way to catch the Road Runner assuming he can avoid military testing grounds.

How UPS Deliveries Actually Work

dangerdave — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 08:56:52 +0000

I don’t know about you but when I have a package coming to my house shipped via UPS I get a little paranoid. The dudes in brown have let me down before with their antics. Sometimes it’s not knocking and sticking a sticker on the door saying they tried their hardest to deliver or just tossing the box at the door while they’re driving. Once they stuck a huge box, about 2 feet cubed, under my doormat.

I was at a loss for words on that.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Top 10: Signs She’s Faking It, Starring Whiteboard Girl

dangerdave — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:15:20 +0000

OK. So we all know that the infamous Whiteboard HPOA is a hoax and that it was all a staged bit by a website. The original post featured a series of photographs, allegedly from a woman quitting her post by exposing her sexist boss who played Farmville all day and called her a HPOA (Hot Piece of Ass).

It was a great run that lasted about 1.5 days. In real life it was already debunked before most people got to see it. In Internet time that’s slow. Shame on you guys. Thought you were faster than that. me thinks that hot chick fooled you a bit.

A fledgling actress named Elyse Porterfield is the HPOA in question. If this young ingenue can fool us with such ease, how easy is it for the women in our lives to fool us too? And what if it happens in the (gulp) bedroom?

Whiteboard Girl helps present our Top 10 Signs She’s Faking It In The Bedroom – and hopefully this list will help you make sure she never does again.

Eva Mendes Sex Tape is Sticky

dangerdave — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 18:43:20 +0000

Eva Mendes Sex Tape

….it’s not what you think. The sex tape everyone has been waiting for with Eva Mendes is finally here and you won’t believe what kinds of positions she gets into.

If you want tape to Secure things EXtremely well, you’ll want Eva Mendes S.EX tape. Heehee….get it?

Anyway, you can grab the tape and go to town with it and then catch Eva in the new movie “The Other Guys” this weekend with Will Ferrell. I only mention that because it’s a f-ing hilarious movie.

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

David Mamets Lost Masterpieces of Adult Cinema w/ Kristen Bell

dangerdave — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:41:49 +0000

This lost masterpiece of adult cinema was recently discovered in a woodworking shop of a Beverly Hills dentist. June Crenshaw (Kristen Bell) was known as the ‘sex kitten’ of the Supreme Court and Ed O’Neil was known as Al Bundy. Or something like that. I was distracted by Kristen Bell getting freaky. And Al Bundy’s sock garters

David Mamet’s “Lost Masterpieces of Adult Cinema” w/ Kristen Bell, Ed O’Neill & Ricky Jay from David Mamet

Daily List: Top 10 Creepiest Sex Scenes in Superhero Movies

dangerdave — Fri, 07 May 2010 03:28:07 +0000

When you’re a superhero, pretty much every scene starts off with fetish outfits, but that alone isn’t creepy enough to make this list of the weirdest, most awkward and outright disturbing sex scenes in comic book movie history.

Prepare yourself, because all the rock hard abs and busty babes in the world ain’t enough to make THESE scenes sexy…

Paul Rudds Computer

dangerdave — Thu, 06 May 2010 10:20:06 +0000

From the usually sane Tim & Eric, we get a glimpse at Paul Rudd‘s Computer. It’s not quite what we were expecting. We wish we had a computer that spoke to us like a drunk Hal.

Daily List: The 8 Most Cheap-Ass Forms of Alternative Housing

dangerdave — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:30:25 +0000

If anyone knows about cheap-ass housing, it’s our Uncle Randy. That thing he lives in used to be a mobile home. Now it is just a hybrid mass of vinyl siding, wooden planks, and various hubcaps.

We don’t know why he collects hubcaps. He just does.

Here’s the 8 Most Cheap Ass Forms of Alternative Housing.

Funny! The 5 Stages of Owning a Pet

dangerdave — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:01:22 +0000

Before you get a pet, let us show you what the future holds.

Top Tiger Woods Masters Cat Calls

dangerdave — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:11:16 +0000

Tiger Woods is taking a break from banging random chicks to focus on his golfing. And if you listen to ESPN Radio you would think that it is the most important event ever held in the history of the universe.

The fun starts at the Masters this week and you can bet there will be some unique heckling coming from the fans. Here’s a sneak peak at what’s expected. {via}

Juvenile Minds Go Back “In the Can”

ThomThumb — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 14:00:24 +0000

Our friends at Juvenile Minds have released another movie review from their “In the Can” series. This is only the second episode we’ve seen from Neal and Doug and honestly we’re already beginning to worry about the direction the series is taking.

This time out they weigh in on the Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson film Tooth Fairy. If you haven’t already seen their Avatar review you should check it out also.

Indian Rural Olympics Are Awesome

dangerdave — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 16:30:14 +0000

Those official Winter and Summer Olympic Games can’t hold a candle to the Indian Rural Olympics. Where else would you see 90 year-olds in a 100-meter race, and a guy lift a scooter with his belly?

Eric Cartman Interview On NPR

dangerdave — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 16:20:54 +0000

Awhile back, “South Park” resident Eric Cartman granted an interview to NPR because we all know that Cartman and NPR go hand-in-hand. Eric Cartman is interviewed by Julie Rovner on NPR and answers the Proust Questionnaire.

I Speak No English – Kids in the Hall

dangerdave — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:17:47 +0000

Another classic Kids in the Hall skit. This store owner isn’t much help because he doesn’t speak English. You wouldn’t know it by the speech he gives to tell you how much English he doesn’t know.

Wrong Number

dangerdave — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:02:56 +0000

Would you travel across the country to confront a wrong number? Hank and Jed’s “Wrong Number” is just typical story of a man getting a wrong number, the other man getting angry, and then a cross-country showdown is scheduled. This happens every time we get a wrong number.

This short move is NSFW due to a lot of dirty words. Just thought we’d warn you, c###s####r.