Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Would you travel across the country to confront a wrong number? Hank and Jed’s “Wrong Number” is just typical story of a man getting a wrong number, the other man getting angry, and then a cross-country showdown is scheduled. This happens every time we get a wrong number.

This short move is NSFW due to a lot of dirty words. Just thought we’d warn you, c###s####r.

Dance your way out!

Friendship.  It can be a blessing and a curse.  Over time it is only natural for some people to drift apart.  Some friendships need some help in going their own ways. We’re sure many of you would love to end some of the unnecessary friendships. Those acquaintances you keep out of obligation, pity or the inability to just not answer a God damn email.

Thankfully, Chris Illuminati has the answer for you.  He has devised a list of 10 Ways To Get Rid of a Friend.  Use them wisely for they are effective.

Superheroes are so very predictable these days. In case you didn’t see Batman or Iron Man movies in the theaters, the peeps at College Humor have summed them both up for you in one convenient video.

It turns out that they have a little bit in common.

Police had to sift through tens of thousands of crappy party pics at a local dorm to find the culprit.  Thankfully, with the spread of cell phones and Twitter, the cops were able to recreate the incident and piece together the evidence.

Here’s an exclusive sneak preview of a scene from The CW’s latest remake of a popular 90s Television show.

It’s trendy. It’s hip. It’s Seinfeld!

Larry the drunk gets the ole’ Silent Film treatment and it’s beautiful! Now if someone could mix up a “Benny Hill” remix we’d be in heaven. Here’s the original version with more modern music.

Farewell, bitches!

People may not have known of this dude when he worked there but after this farewell email we are sure he’ll leave a lasting impression.

Like we always say. If you’re gonna go out, go out with style. [source]

Peter’s profile on his company’s website declares that Peter, an assistant rental manager, enjoys cricket and coin collecting. And once swam with sharks. These conflicting pastimes were puzzling until you got to where he listed “Flowers in the Attic” by Virginia Andrews as his favorite novel and you realize he was simply insane.

No one is a fan of rental property inspections but they are preferable to rental property inspections without warning….

Especially if you are not home at the time…

And you haven’t cleaned since a four day binge of beer, cigarettes and internet…

And you have an adult movie cover left on top of the television in the bedroom…

Next to drugs….

C’mon.  You know someone like this.  That dude, probably in a frat or a trust-fund baby, always wears his polo shirts with the collars popped up.  We’ve even seen a couple of rather manly women with this look but we’ll not bother them since they could probably beat us up.  If you see someone with their collars popped like it’s 1989 than be sure to let them know there is now a cure for their douchebaggery with these Anti-douchebag Collar Clips.