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Everyone hopes to leave behind a legacy. They want to be remembered after their passing for generations to come. This method is currently the only feasible way to immortality until those lazy scientists figure out how to successfully unfreeze our frozen heads and put them on viable bodies.

So, for now we are stuck with the legacy method. And with society’s attention span more fleeting than ever some people try harder to embellish their legacy to get attention. And if that person is cunning enough they may figure out how to push the media’s buttons in just the right way to stay current in the news.

You Betcha!

That’s where our favorite train wreck, Sarah Palin, comes into play. We actually think Palin is one of the best things to happen to the Internet this decade and we were tickled to learn the gun toting soccer mom is staying fresh in current events with a new book that’s due to hit book stores on November 17th, just in time for a great Thanksgiving dinner.

As we take a look inside the literary genius of Sarah Palin (which we heard was ghost written by the writing duo of Sean Hannity and Gary Busey), we found out that there were some working titles for this literary gem that did not make the cut.

Palin’s book is officially being called “Going Rouge: An American’s Life” which is just an awesome title. As we imagine the movie rights being auctioned off to Michael Bay in the coming months we ponder some of the titles that almoster were…

1. Twitter to Quiter: From Presidency to the Unemployment Line
2. Short Bus to the Presidency
3. Palindrome: Rise To Vote, Sir! [intro by Fred Thompson]
4. The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories [title already taken]
5. Palintology: A Republican Guide to Integrity and Humility in Politics
6. The Sarah Palin Pocket Atlas
7. I Am Not Tina Fey!
8. The Maverick’s Guide to Shotgun Weddings and Family Values [intro by David Letterman]
9. Bridge to Nowhere: Make 15 Minutes of Fame Last Forever!
10. Heartbeat: How Vice President Palin Came So Close