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Gary Busey Wants To Sell You Cars

dangerdave — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:18:15 +0000

Never underestimate the power of Gary Busey, the star of the best movie ever made, Point Break. Busey can move mountains, create gold from common minerals, heal the sick and levitate over water and fly through the skies. He can also sell cars.

Century III Kia in Pittsburgh and West Side Kia in Houston landed the most epic spokesman for their dealership when Gary Busey agreed to pitch the Korean cars.

Busey isn’t just trying to sell you his crazy, he’s trying to sell your some cars as well! And apparently Busey and his talking dentures have been doing this all year long and no one told me!

Why Point Break is the Best Movie Ever. Reason #317

dangerdave — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 06:00:27 +0000

Point Break is the movie that has it all. There’s running, surfing, bank robberies, skydiving, Gary Busey, more surfing, chasing, gun fights, Dr. Cox, and more surfing.

Let’s take a look at a scene from the movie where FBI Special Agent Johnny Utah talks to his buddy Pappas about trying to infiltrate the rouge group of bank robbers. FBI Special Agent Johnny Utah finds out in this scene who those bank robbers really are.

Point Break Movie Clip: Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves) angers Pappas (Gary Busey) so he’ll take the case more seriously.

Why Point Break is the Best Movie Ever. Reason #475

dangerdave — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:55:58 +0000

Wait? Is that Dr. Cox yelling at Special Agent Johnny Utah?!

You bet it is.

One of the best scenes from one of the best movies shows us Dr. Cox, FBI Special Agent Johnny Utah, and Gary Busey discussing ‘Squat!’

Little known fact but Gary Busey was not cast in the movie originally. He just wandered on set one day and they couldn’ t get rid of him. That’s just Gary being Gary.

Gary Busey Was Great in Avatar

dangerdave — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:10:52 +0000

If you haven’t seen the new James Cameron movie Avatar you’re out of luck until April. But check out the new Gary Busey movie. It’s just as good.

Boobs, Beers and Links

dangerdave — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:00:35 +0000

Marcellus Wallace is not a bitch. That’s a fact we learned many years ago. [image source]

Shake Weight – Jack Off the Pounds!

dangerdave — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:46:28 +0000

You just know some dude is so happy his invention called the Shake Weight is being sold in stores. The premise is fantastic.

The Shake Weight [watch the video to see what we mean] is based on a completely new workout technology called Dynamic Inertia, which ignites the muscles in your arms, shoulders, and chest. At least that’s what we say to the ladies.

Works out your entire upper body in just 6 minutes a day. That’s right. You should do this exercise daily. If the weight is not around you can always find a suitable substitute…

2 Girls, 1 Sub [NSFW] Witness “2 Girls 1 Sub,” a Playboy.com video presumably sponsored by Quiznos. [via]

Robogeisha Kicks Ass

dangerdave — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:05:46 +0000

Don’t mess with “Robogeisha” or you’ll pay dearly. Japanese cinema is a lot like Gary Busey. Just when you think you’ve seen the craziest they can be, you turn around and see them wandering around the food court with the pants down and their winkie in their hand singing the theme to “Love Boat.”

The trailer for “Robogeisha” looks a little like the Power Rangers meets Mario Cart meets “Phantasm” if it were narrated by an Ewok with laryngitis. An instant classic and NSFW mainly for blood and gore including one scene with a chick getting stabbed in her butt with a sword!

A Laughing matter with Gary Busey

dangerdave — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:15:39 +0000

Saints Row 2 has tapped into the awesomeness of Gary Busey for their latest add campaign. Any ad that has Gary Busey laughing for 30 seconds has our attention. This commercial is fantastic!

Hells Yeah! Steven Seagal Wants Under Seige 3 In Space

dangerdave — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:33:00 +0000

Steven Seagal! Under Seige 3

It looks like there is a God and He has submitted a script to Hollywood. Who else besides Joe Eszterhas could come up with a concept of “Under Siege 3: In Space?”

This is such a fantastic idea that it makes our heads exploed and we will strive to help make it a reality as long as they can find some way to bring Gary Busey back with the 3rd installment. If this flick can make it into the theaters anytime soon it will be the largest movie event every and surely sweep the Academy Awards!

Die Hard 4, Rocky Balboa and the new Indiana Jones were really all just warm-ups for one almighty action comeback movie – Under Siege 3.

Yeah, you heard. Buoyed up by the recent success of his peers, Steven Seagal has decided that he’s going to follow suit and make Under Siege 3. And there’ll be none of this ‘acknowledging the aging process’ malarkey, either – if Steven Seagal gets his way, then Under Siege 3 will be set in outer space where he’ll get to kung-fu a bunch of evil aliens.

So that’s Under Siege 3, coming soon to a theater near you. Provided that the theatre nearest you happens to be the theatre playing inside Steven Seagal’s wonky and somewhat deluded brain.

It’s nice to see that Steven Seagal can take some time off from bouncing at the Phoenix Hooters to try and resume his ‘acting’ career. We were really hoping that the singing career of Steven Seagal would take off like his movies. How can the world not embrace a singing Steven Seagal?

Steven Seagal – Girl it’s allright