Wow. Someone actually wrote a cookbook for microwaving food for one. It’s more sad, really. It also includes tips on how to use the leftovers to feed you 7 cats.

Here’s a showcase of cosplay fails so magnificently bad they become totally rad.  The type of costumes that make people wonder, “is this person mental, or awesome?”

Whether on purpose or just due to a lack of social skills, here are 7 Ways To Be Obnoxious While Exercising.

As fun as this looks, it would take a lot of vodka to try this. And by ‘a lot‘ we mean more than our usual amount which results in us spray painting obscenities on the Sunsphere or kidnapping medium-size farm animals and letting them loose in the local Wal Mart.

Not that we have ever done that….

Brady Morningstar of Kansas is just trying to shoot a free throw. We say ‘trying’ because he screws up in a funny, funny way. It’s not successful in any way, shape, or form. His free throw shots are about as graceful and effective as our pickup lines at Toddy’s Backdoor Tavern on a Saturday night during last call. Yeah, it’s that bad.

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Doesn’t he have an immature sense of humor like the rest of us?

When Letterman was still at NBC with “Late Night with David Letterman” we were treated to some fantastic skits like Dave running a Taco Bell drive thru. Along with giving the GE executives a gift basket when they bought NBC, this has to be one of our favorite clips.

Some of you die-hard fans might remember when Dave hosted primetime specials on NBC at Radio City Music Hall and showed gems like this to catch up all the people who were in bed before his 12:30 show aired. We actually saw this bit during one of those specials and after this clip finished guess who comes driving his crappy car onto the stage?

It’s the “She’s gone already, Chief” guy.

Classic. We wish we could find that version but for now this clip will do.

Enter the Bugatti Veyron Mouse as a new Tonight Show character Thursday night Not because it was funny but because it was “crazy expensive” for NBC.

And in the background you’ll hear an original recording by the Rolling Stones to add to the fun. Once again, not to make it funny. Just to add to the bill. The royalty rates on that sucker are out of this world.

But if you want to see the clip on NBC or Hulu [partially owned by NBC] you are out of luck. The cheap bastards have edited the clip out of the show!

Thankfully, the good people at Jalopnik have a copy for you to view.

This instantly classic clip from Conan reminds us of one of our favorite clips of a young David Letterman visiting the GE executives after they bought NBC.

The stiffs at GE made themselves look like fools as Letterman poked fun at them when they wouldn’t allow Dave to give them a fruit basket to welcome them to the family. This of course help give Dave plenty of material to joke about for years to come.