Life is so unfair! In Grizzly Man 2 : Electric Boogaloo, the sequel to the hit documentary movie Grizzly Man,  we see a spoiler pic from the end of the movie where the heroic bear that ate that Grizzly Man dude comes to the local school for more people to eat only to fall in love with a coed named Marsha who enjoys candies and walking on the bench but in a twist of fate the bear learns to love, not eat, mankind.

It’s a feel good movie. Can’t wait for the release in theaters. I think Tom Cruise is in it. Could win an Oscar.

Be careful what you ask for. Or at least be more specific!

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My work is done here, humans. I must go now and help others in need!

Now we’re talking! I need 3 CCs of Queso, STAT!

The good news is that this red ambulance is real and that’s not just some fun with computers.

In case you’ve been getting the munchies for a taco late at night and can’t get to a taco stand or Taco Bell, there was a brief hope that a fleet of ambulances were retrofitted with Guac-guns to come to you.

The bad news is that it’s just a prop for a movie called “Five Year Engagement“, which stars Emily Blunt and Jason Segal.

I’m a little sad now…

it appears our dreams of having a fleet of Mexican fast food first responders saving us from hangovers and malnourishment have been crushed: the Taco-mergency taco truck is in fact a movie prop (note the 555 phone number).

I’ve always loved it when bars stock their urinals with ice. It gives me a fun reason to pee every 15 minutes. Women don’t understand but to put it simply the ice + hot urine makes for a challenging task to melt ice cubes. And when that fails they can always do this.

Chaos is harder to spread these days as kids are just a bit more apathetic. [via]

Just a squirrel and breadstick, nothing unusual.  I mean, I hope that’s a breadstick.  If not I’m gonna walk down another sidewalk.

Just walkin’ the dog, no big deal….

Either that or the city really needs to speed up the times between collection days.

I think there should be a law in war that everything, and I mean everything, has to be delivered by catapults. No airplanes or helicopters. That would make it more interesting. And no weapons, either. You can only attack enemies with sporks. I stay up late at night and think of these things. I should mention that thanks to my own home-made coffee drink (which is a mix of espresso, coffee, Red Bull and meth) that I haven’t slept in 3 weeks.

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