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Sweet! Don Cheadle is Captain Planet

dangerdave — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 02:50:57 +0000

Are you ready to go green?

Because Captain Planet is back and he’s ready to make heads roll. Well, not really. More like turn every person into a tree.

If the make,…wait. That’s wrong. WHEN they make the Captain Planet movie, this is how it should go down. Don Cheadle as the Captain getting all kinds of green over everyone’s asses. Throw in Efren Ramirez and Gillian Jacobs (NBC’s Community) and you’ve got a winner.

Don Cheadle is Captain Planet from Don Cheadle

Sweet! Sacks West Spa with Don Cheadle

dangerdave — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 01:08:52 +0000

Book yourself a vaca because we just got a VHS copy of Sacks West Spa hosted by Don Cheadle.

Let Don Cheadle (Oceans 11-13) introduce you to the new amazing resort and spa for you called Sacks West. Frequent guests of the resort include George Lopez, Ray Romano, Joe Mantegna, Cedric the Entertainer, Larenz Tate, Haley Joel Osment, Cheech Marin, Oliver Hudson, Dylan O’Brien and many, many more.

Personally, I think it’s worth it just to watch the “Testiculum” show but there’s no denying the ball sack treatment is top notch.

Sacks West with Don Cheadle from Don Cheadle

Yummy! Havin’ a Summah w/ Zooey Deschanel

dangerdave — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 20:00:51 +0000

The guys at Funny or Die sent us a heads up about a new video with Zooey Deschanel because they know we will post it and drool over it. We’ll try to refrain from doing a large Zooey Deschanel gallery but now that seed is planted so you know it’s coming.

It's those eyes….

And a fun fact about Zooey. If she tells you to stop following her when she’s out shopping and picks up a baseball bat from a sporting goods display, she knows how to use it. I still walk with a limp. In the meantime, check out Zooey getting ready to Have a Summah.

Havin’ a Summah w/ Zooey Deschanel from ZooeyDeschanel

It’s going to be hot out there this summah and be on the look out for everyone else Havin a Summah.

Cooking with Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes

dangerdave — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 17:41:54 +0000

At this point, Charlie Sheen is like that crazy Uncle who visits during the holidays and tells nutty stories and if you ask him something he’ll give you an insane answer. If he were to stand next to a rambling hobo on the street corner it would be hard to figure out which one is saner.

But, is Charlie Sheen crazy or just trolling us for some laughs?

Who knows but he’s a lot more entertaining to watch than anything Emilio Estevez made. With the expectation of “Judgment Night.” That movie was hilarious.

Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen

Happy Holidays From Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly

dangerdave — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 02:12:32 +0000

It’s time for a very surreal Christmas. David Bowie (Will Ferrell) visits Bing Crosby (John C. Reilly) during the holidays to sing a duet of two Christmas classics, Peace on Earth & The Little Drummer Boy.

Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy with Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly from Will Ferrell

Whatchu Talkin Bout Willis? Bruce Willis ‘Between Two Ferns’

dangerdave — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 14:00:56 +0000

Everybody’s favorite aging action hero Bruce Willis joins the dangerously insane Zach Galifianakis on the latest episode of “Between Two Ferns” to talk about his acting career and his kid named Ashton before wandering off on a tangent about old age.

It’s how I imagine Hudson Hawk 2 would play out…

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis from Bruce Willis

Every Little Step Lip Sync with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady Will Blow Your Mind!

dangerdave — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 15:24:34 +0000

What’s better than Mike Tyson and Wayne Brady in black spandex shorts lip syncing Bobby Brown’s “Every Little Step?”

Maybe Jan Michael Vincent redoing Taylor Dane’s “Tell It To My Heart” but until he gets that video on the Internet we’ll have to settle for the next best thing.

Enjoy the greatness.

Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson

Eva Mendes Sex Tape is Sticky

dangerdave — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 18:43:20 +0000

Eva Mendes Sex Tape

….it’s not what you think. The sex tape everyone has been waiting for with Eva Mendes is finally here and you won’t believe what kinds of positions she gets into.

If you want tape to Secure things EXtremely well, you’ll want Eva Mendes S.EX tape. Heehee….get it?

Anyway, you can grab the tape and go to town with it and then catch Eva in the new movie “The Other Guys” this weekend with Will Ferrell. I only mention that because it’s a f-ing hilarious movie.

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell

dangerdave — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:47:49 +0000

In Episode 9 of the fantastic show “Between Two Ferns“, Zach Galifianakis sits down with Steve Carell from “The Office” and they politely discuss Steve’s new movie “Dinner for Schmucks”.

This time Zach has found a guest who does not like to be bullied around.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns

Awesome! iPhone 4 Video – The Deleted Scenes

dangerdave — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 12:00:43 +0000

The iPhone 4 is so much more than a new product. It is the single greatest item ever conceived or created in the history of time. Yeah, it’s that good or at least until the next model comes out.

Check out the guys (and girls) who didn’t make the cut in the Apple iPhone 4 video. Contains some NFSW language.

iPhone 4 Video – The Deleted Scenes from Adam Scott

David Mamets Lost Masterpieces of Adult Cinema w/ Kristen Bell

dangerdave — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:41:49 +0000

This lost masterpiece of adult cinema was recently discovered in a woodworking shop of a Beverly Hills dentist. June Crenshaw (Kristen Bell) was known as the ‘sex kitten’ of the Supreme Court and Ed O’Neil was known as Al Bundy. Or something like that. I was distracted by Kristen Bell getting freaky. And Al Bundy’s sock garters

David Mamet’s “Lost Masterpieces of Adult Cinema” w/ Kristen Bell, Ed O’Neill & Ricky Jay from David Mamet

BEFORE AFTER with Zachary Quinto

dangerdave — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:20:01 +0000

Time for an odd, dark comedy piece. Check out Zachary Quinto in Before After, a story of before and after as told through three vignettes. It’s a little bit odd, a little bit funny.

BEFORE AFTER w/ Zachary Quinto from Zachary Quinto

Fun! “Weird: The Al Yankovic Story”

dangerdave — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:29:55 +0000

We live in a mean world where a movie like “Weird: The Al Yankovic Story” is just a tease. This movie trailer for the fake movie looks better and more interesting than most anything we’ve seen coming out this year.

A fistful of comedians take to Funny or Die to present a fake trailer for the Weird Al story. It’s a sad tale of debauchery and greed wrapped up in world of a rock legend. You’ll spot a ton of great cameos including Gary “I Need Those TPS Reports” Cole and Oscar winner Mary Mary Steenburgen as Al’s parents.

The sexy Olivia Wilde pops up as Madonna and Aaron Paul (AMC’s “Breaking Bad”) takes the stand as Al. And be sure to check closely for a special appearance by the Weird One himself.

Yup. The real Al’s nestled away in the mess of stars there. If his voice doesn’t tip you off just look for the goatee.

“Weird: The Al Yankovic Story” from Aaron Paul

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller

dangerdave — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:07:23 +0000

Episode 8 of “Between Two Ferns.” Zach Galifianakis sits down with Ben Stiller, star of the ‘Meet the Fockers’ series as well as the new movie, Greenberg. As usual, things don’t go smoothly. Turns out Ben Stiller is a little grumpy.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

Craig Robinson Screensaver

dangerdave — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:15:00 +0000

Craig Robinson, star of the upcoming “Hot Tub Time Machine” movie, is one of our favorite comedians to pop up in films and TV. You may have seen him in the movies “40-year Old Virgin” and “The “Pineapple Express” and NBC’s “The Office.”

A lot of people may not know by the actor Craig Robinson is now available for download on your computer. Yep, there’s a Craig Robinson screensaver that’s been around for a bit and it says some funny stuff. It also says a bunch of NSFW stuff so beware.

TO DOWNLOAD: 1. Go to http://www.funnyordie.com/promos/screensavers

Craig Robinson Screensaver from Craig Robinson