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Everything tastes better with Bacon!  Even baby turtles.  Don’t worry animal lovers.  No turtles were harmed in the making of these Baby Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers.

Just some cow and pig and whatever comes in hot dogs.  Well, maybe some turtles were harmed.  Who knows what’s in those hot dogs….

These Muppett Cupcakes are awesome! We want the Animal cupcake

Here is a segment from the popular series “Buy Me That” where we meet a “makeup artist for food,” who surprises us all with this behind-the-scenes look at how burgers (and fries) are made to look their best for television. This clip is a big outdated but you get the idea on why the ads look soooooooo much better than anything you buy at the restaurant. Today, restaurants actually use 3D animation and graphics to depict their food in commercials to give it the best look.

Now if they put that much effort into what they serve we might actually go there….

Taters! Wal-Mart’s new generic labels bring back great memories of growing up with the old fashioned black-and-and white labels that skimped on the details. If it was toilet paper it was simply labeled as so.

No marketing. No colors. Nuthin.

Wal-Mart is bringing back that love with their house brands and we love this little package of “taters”

Sweet and to the point.

The near-genius BLT Kama Sutra, we think, would have made George Costanza proud.

The merging of food and sex is a delicate task that is not always pulled off correctly. Many have tried and a few have succeeded. But whoever came up with this edible version of the Kama Sutra, however, took the game up a notch. Now we have a first look at what really happens between the bread.

You may never look at a BLT sandwich the same again….

Who likes chocolate? And who likes bacon?

Some great entrepreneur saved us the time of eating those two great foods separately. Grab hold to your Dockers because this place serves Chocolate Covered Bacon! Just fantastic.

A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube.

Knowing he had discovered something paradigm-shifting, young Vilhelm Lillefläsk quickly went into business. That, dear friends, is when Squeez Bacon® was born. And this delicious delectable from Sweden has finally been brought over to the USA – now with American Flavor!

Nigella Lawson

The flirty and curvy Nigella Lawson has always made her cooking shows a little fun to watch. Now a fan has done a little mash-up of all the Nigella shows to present the Nigella Lawson XXXMas cooking show (NSFW).

Until Nigella Lawson starts doing topless cooking shows this video will have to hold us.

Aria Giovanni

Aria Giovanni is known for her huge knockers and not her cooking skills which makes this little Aria Giovanni video about how to boil an egg disappointing. We notice first off she is doing it wrong. She’s wearing clothes. Thankfully, the cameraman at least keeps a high angle to look down her dress and ever time Aria holds the handle of the pot she does seem to like stoking it. Other than that, you put eggs in water and boil them….