ESPN sports babe Erin Andrews—a former University of Florida dance team member—is competing in the latest Dancing with the Stars, against some serious competition including Chad Ochocinco, Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Sherzinger and the legendary Pam Anderson. On DWTS, wardrobe is almost as important as dancing skill. Here are some options Erin tried out that didn’t make the cut.

ESPN analyst Erin Andrews

Turns out that super perv Michael David Barrett is being pinned for the crime and you know it’s bad because the press is being given his full, legal name.

Usually we reserve the middle name addition for political assassins and serial killers getting the chair.

Of course, after ESPN’s lawyers get done with Barrett we bet he wishes he’d only get off with the chair.

[Via Chicago Breaking News] Barrett, 47, was arrested Friday at O’Hare International Airport, after returning from Buffalo. He was named in a criminal complaint filed in U.S. District Court Los Angeles, accused of altering peepholes in hotel room doors so he could shoot video of Andrews.

Seven of the eight videos, which officials believe were taken with a cellphone camera, appear to have been shot in a hotel room that the victim identified as the Marriott Nashville at Vanderbilt University in Tennessee in September 2008, according to the FBI affidavit.

Hotel records indicate Barrett specifically requested a room next to the one Andrews was staying in, and was given one, according to the FBI.

The agency said that the peephole in the door to the victim’s room had been altered and that the accused had requested and received a room next door to the one occupied by the victim.

The door’s peephole, which is made up of two pieces screwed into each other, had apparently been removed and shortened, according to the affidavit; the altered peephole showed marks that indicated it had been sawed through. The affidavit also said that shortening the length of one of the peephole’s eyepiece, “it could be removed quickly and easily from the door without much noise.”

According to the affidavit, Barrett contacted TMZ.com from a Yahoo e-mail address, offering to sell the videos on January 28 and 29. That gossip Web site, based out of Los Angeles where the charges were filed, contacted Andrews’ representatives, who were given information from those e-mails that included the e-mail address.

“Our understanding is that TMZ was offered these videos for sale and properly declined to engage in that type of transaction, for which TMZ deserves commendation. other outlets ran those videos,” Andrews’ attorney Marshall Grossman of Los Angeles, said in an interview late Friday with the Tribune. “Many websites posted them.”

The first videos of Andrews were posted on Google’s video Web site in February through an e-mail account tied to Barrett, according to the FBI. The videos also were posted a few days later to a pornography Web site, using a different account, according to the FBI.

Andrews learned of the videos when she was in Los Angeles on July 16, according to the FBI affidavit. Andrews was in Los Angeles for the ESPY awards at that time, Grossman said.

The night of the awards, “She … received a call from a friend who told her that videos of her in the nude were on the Internet,” he said. “She did not believe it because she has never knowingly had any photographs or videos of her in the nude. She went online and saw them and that’s she found out.”

Would Courtney Love just fucking stop selling out Kurt Cobain. 

We find it hard to believe that Kurt would enjoy seeing his likeness sold out to the masses in the form of Guitar Hero where you’d see Cobain singing Bon Jovi.  Using you own music and image is one thing.  But this?…

This,…is just pure awful commercialism for the sake of being commercialism. Yes, we all just died a little inside so Love can get a quick fix.

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Nasty leg snapping soccer tackle : Total Pro Sports

The un-Danica: Attainably cute race car driver Erin Crocker : All Left Turns

It’s true.

Even though it’s a hallucination we still don’t know who pissed on the SuperNintendo….

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The music is “Please don’t go” by Barcelona.

It turns out some perv spied on ESPN T&A reporter Erin Andrews in a hotel room and put the videos online.  This would probably not be such a case but it turns out that Andrews likes to do her hair and get ready completely in the buff. 

We always suspected.

Now the colossal shit has hit the fan.  ESPN and Erin Andrews are allegedly reported to say the tapes are legit and are seeking legal action to remove the tapes off the Internet.  However, it turns out that the tapes date back 4 months ago and have been on Daily Motion since then. The legal departments are working fast, though. Cached links to the video have already been taken down from Daily Motion and off Google. So the odds are if you haven’t seen the videos by now you probably will not ever get to see them.

Blogger Don Chavez did a little investigation and he found out that the tapes were tagged as being in Montgomery, Alabama.   Turns out some creepy dude made a peephole and videotaped the busty reporter in her hotel room without her consent.

The videos themselves consist of Erin Andrews standing completely naked while brushing her hair and getting ready.  It’s a mild celebrity sex tape of sorts since it’s just a perverted peeping tom catching the woman in the buff without her consent. 

We bet that the hotel that Andrews stayed at gets a nice look at by the ESPN legal team so there will no doubt be some more news to come about the events.

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Since there’s no way in the world we would post the actual video we thought we’d get to the next best thing. Here’s a clip of our boy, Bruce Pearl, feeling up Erin Andrews.