That's What She Said

The fall season is here which means a new season of all of your favorite shows. So iron your favorite pleated Dockers and get ready to return to “The Office,” which returns this week on NBC to see the end of Michael Scott’s tenure at Dunder Mifflin.

Personally, I hope Creed takes over the office. He’s got upper management written all over him.

There’s a new video out promoting the new season of “The Office.” Sadly, it’s not a sequel to the Ellie Kemper blow job video. Instead it’s a lip dub of “Nobody But Me” featuring the entire cast.

Just for the record, big-ass spiders do encourage us to buy tents.

And chainsaws and shotguns.

Shop smart,….shop Smart. Wait, wrong store.

Professor C. H. Dalton is the author of “A Practical Guide to Racism” and in this weeks video series, he meets with a concerned student (Ellie Kemper) to discus her bad grades.

If you are a fan of NBC’s THE OFFICE than you’ll notice that Dunder Mifflin has a new receptionist to replace the beautiful Jenna Fischer. Well, temporarily we think. It’s not like we’re gonna stand by and let them get rid of Pam. We’ll riot! We’ll burn this city to the ground, Man!

Anyway, back to the subject at hand. Pam’s old position is being occupied by comedian Ellie Kemper who sports an awesome bio. She’s per­form­ing with the Upright Cit­i­zens Brigade, she’s writ­ten for The Onion and she’s appeared sev­eral times on Conan. But If you want proof of her comedic talent, you can check out some of Ellie’s clips at Funny or Die or watch her painfully hilar­i­ous, twelve-million-views-and-counting great­est hit of the Blowjob from Hell!! [a tiny bit NSFW]