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Chim Chim Cher-ee. Drunk Dude Arrested After Getting Stuck In Knoxville Chimney

dangerdave — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 20:39:30 +0000

We have our share of freaks and idiots in this part of the country and ever now and then one of them stands up to shine above the rest.

Some of them play football. Oh, ….too soon?

Anyway, I have to give a bit of credit to North Carolina here as this dude is from there. However, he was busted in South Knoxville this week so we’re going with that.

For whatever reason (theft, arson, burglary, idiocy .. ) William Hussey decided to drop in on a home in South Knoxville. Literally.

The KPD was called to fish out a drunk Hussey after he was stuck in the chimney. Nice! The drunk Hussey with public intoxication, vandalism and aggravated trespassing.

Yeah, I called him a drunk Hussey.

What this drunk Hussey was doing is another matter.

A 22-year-old North Carolina man found himself in a tight squeeze this morning after he opted to climb down a stranger’s chimney in South Knoxville.

Police were alerted about midnight by the homeowner at 112 Royal Heights Drive that she heard someone calling for help from her chimney, according to Knoxville Police Department Lt. Jim Settlemyer.

When officers arrived, they found a 2003 GMC Envoy with a door open abandoned in the road. The vehicle emitted a strong odor of gasoline because of seven gas containers in the back, Settlemyer said.

It should be interesting to see the what comes of this case. My vote is he’s training to be Santa in December. Maybe a chimney cleaner. Who knows but pass the bottle around of whatever this dude is drinking because it sounds like fun.

Eww….Guy Vomits on Own Head

dangerdave — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:55:34 +0000

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Video evidence of a dude hitting “Rock Bottom” results in a rather unique barf moment. This drunk-ass dude is still with it enough to roll over on his back after puking only to spout out a fountain of party all over his face!

Stumbling Drunk Russians Are Awesome

dangerdave — Thu, 20 May 2010 10:30:33 +0000

Too much vodka can lead to you doing crazy things in public. So will tequila. We know that one by experience. But for this video we head to Russia to check out a couple of fine, outstanding citizens demonstrating their ability to walk on two legs.

Monday Smiles

dangerdave — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:30:02 +0000

One more week until Halloween which is our favorite holiday because you can act weird and dress like a nutcase and people think you’re just enjoying the Holidays.

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Drunk Guy And His Bag

dangerdave — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:02:37 +0000

This is an inspiring story of a drunk man and his bag. His bag is so near and dear that he shall never leave it…no matter what it may cost. Like the drunk bear or the drunk ass dude in the convience store, we feel their pain….

Plus, the Russian drinking song really sells the story.

Just A Little Drunk

dangerdave — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:56:15 +0000

Horray for the Drunk Guy who tries to buy a beer. It’s 10 minutes long, but you can get a lot of enjoyment out of it if you let it load and skip around.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.