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Play Dead

dangerdave — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:42:07 +0000

It’s an Oscar-worthy performance by this talented dog in Stupid Pet Tricks. This little pooch does a fantastic job at ‘playing dead.’

David Letterman Top Ten Surprising Facts About Curling

dangerdave — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 06:39:55 +0000

The best thing about the Winter Olympics is the return of Curling.

It’s confusing, it’s different, and it’s fun. Kinda like our Uncle Randy.

However, the trend of having cute chicks in the women’s portion of Curling is something we can get behind. The Russian team, as you can see behind, is easy to watch. It helps that they are all under the age of 23 and this is their leader.

Take me to your leader!

Anyway, David Letterman takes a stab at Curling with his Top Ten List below.

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Letterman-Oprah-Leno Super Bowl Ad FTW

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 08:20:39 +0000

One of the best [and most unexpected] moments of the Super Bowl Commercials was the short ad for David Letterman’s show featuring Dave, Oprah, and Jay Leno.

Yup. Jay “Big Jaw” Leno.

The trio of media Kingpins had us hitting the rewind on the DVR as Letterman broke out his Leno impersonation with Oprah sitting between them. It was classic not only because it was funny but also because it was straight out of nowhere.

Check the Super Bowl spot below and find out how Dave convinced Jay and Oprah to to the bit here.

Penn and Teller and Dave

dangerdave — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:26:21 +0000

Penn and Teller are on David Letterman promoting their new VHS release of their movie Penn and Teller Get Killed. VHS! Ha…those guys are funny.

The trick this time is they have an ‘animatronic’ Teller who is subjected to Penn’s crazy whims with a power saw. For those of you that don’t know Penn and Teller that well, we will just warn you it’s not for the faint of heart.

Miss Universe Links

dangerdave — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:09:50 +0000

We ran across these images of the Miss Universe and had a good laugh at the crap they make these women dress up as. What happened to bikinis and low cut dresses? This ‘National Costume’ part is good for a laugh, we suppose.

The good thing is many of these girls can keep their costumes ready to enter the Rose Bowl parade.

Gisele is a stripping Secretary: Lame NASCAR Auctions
Gisele is a stripping Secretary: 100% NSFW!!!
The Ten Biggest Attention Whores in Sports
Proposed chapter ideas for Screech’s “Saved” tell-all
Guess Which Photo Doesn’t Belong
Reese Zoppelt of the Lingerie Football League

WERNER HERZOG, DAVID LYNCH, AND MATRICIDE
Friends: A X-rated Parody Set Visit [NSFW !!!]
Total Eclipse Of The Heart Flowchart: Dan Band Version
Real life Candyland on Lombard Street
Myleene Klass in a bikini could make me watch soccer

Chris Farley Is Back
We Love Japan: Attack of the Killer Poop Video is Awesome!
The Rumors are True! Sing Us a Song, Mr. Belding
FAITH NO MORE frontman eats (and regurgitates) a shoelace on stage in
Budapest
5 Crazy Tom Cruise Videos

Britney Spears in a bikini to read David Letterman’s Top 10 list. Why not?

Kevin Spacey Explains Twitter to Letterman

dangerdave — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:46:01 +0000

Kevin Spacey, currently in the fantastic movie “Moon” [see our review], sends a message from Dave to all his followers on Twitter. That is after he spends 10 minutes trying to explain Twitter to him and that it doesn’t cost anything. Not everyone gets Twitter and Dave is apparently one of them.

Spacey sends his message to the world from Dave via his Blackberry.

Dave says hi. On letterman

Top 10 Reasons To Go See Bruno

dangerdave — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:40:57 +0000

Sacha Baron Cohen takes the stage to help David Letterman’s Top 10 List. The latest farce by Cohen takes a look the Austrian fashion reporter and opens in theaters this weekend.

Random Bonnaroo Garbage

dangerdave — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:12:24 +0000

Ahhh….Bonnaroo weekend. That time of year when everyone’s inner-hippie pops out and gets high to the music. This year’s festival has started with a lineup including Bruce Springsteen, Phish, and the Beastie Boys. A few other bands are supposed to show up, too.

A weekend treat for you all. The cult comedy “Three O’Clock High!” So grab a bag of Cheetos and sit back for a great 80’s flick that features the nerd vs. the bulley. Great entertainment and a nice way to not work for 2 hours.

Letterman and Governor Rod Blagojevich

ThomThumb — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:03:43 +0000

How did Rod Blagojevich get elected as governor of Illinois? This dude is certifiably insane. Here he visits The Late Show with David Letterman to discuss how he’s innocent and framed and crap like that no one is believing.

Blagojevich on Letterman