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The best thing about the Winter Olympics is the return of Curling.

It’s confusing, it’s different, and it’s fun. Kinda like our Uncle Randy.

However, the trend of having cute chicks in the women’s portion of Curling is something we can get behind. The Russian team, as you can see behind, is easy to watch. It helps that they are all under the age of 23 and this is their leader.

Take me to your leader!

Anyway, David Letterman takes a stab at Curling with his Top Ten List below.

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One of the best [and most unexpected] moments of the Super Bowl Commercials was the short ad for David Letterman’s show featuring Dave, Oprah, and Jay Leno.

Yup. Jay “Big Jaw” Leno.

The trio of media Kingpins had us hitting the rewind on the DVR as Letterman broke out his Leno impersonation with Oprah sitting between them. It was classic not only because it was funny but also because it was straight out of nowhere.

Check the Super Bowl spot below and find out how Dave convinced Jay and Oprah to to the bit here.

Penn and Teller are on David Letterman promoting their new VHS release of their movie Penn and Teller Get Killed. VHS! Ha…those guys are funny.

The trick this time is they have an ‘animatronic’ Teller who is subjected to Penn’s crazy whims with a power saw. For those of you that don’t know Penn and Teller that well, we will just warn you it’s not for the faint of heart.

We ran across these images of the Miss Universe and had a good laugh at the crap they make these women dress up as.  What happened to bikinis and low cut dresses?  This ‘National Costume’ part is good for a laugh, we suppose.

The good thing is many of these girls can keep their costumes ready to enter the Rose Bowl parade.

• Gisele is a stripping Secretary: Lame NASCAR Auctions
• Gisele is a stripping Secretary: 100% NSFW!!!
• The Ten Biggest Attention Whores in Sports
• Proposed chapter ideas for Screech’s “Saved” tell-all
• Guess Which Photo Doesn’t Belong
• Reese Zoppelt of the Lingerie Football League

• WERNER HERZOG, DAVID LYNCH, AND MATRICIDE
• Friends: A X-rated Parody Set Visit [NSFW !!!]
• Total Eclipse Of The Heart Flowchart: Dan Band Version
• Real life Candyland on Lombard Street
• Myleene Klass in a bikini could make me watch soccer

• Chris Farley Is Back
• We Love Japan: Attack of the Killer Poop Video is Awesome!
• The Rumors are True! Sing Us a Song, Mr. Belding
• FAITH NO MORE frontman eats (and regurgitates) a shoelace on stage in
  Budapest
• 5 Crazy Tom Cruise Videos

• 50 Reasons Gina Carano Should Stay Out of the Cage
• 5 sports stories we wish would go away
• Top 10: Mike Tyson KOs
• Man Builds “The Dark Knight” Batmobile In Go-Kart Form
• American English w/ Jimmy T

Kevin Spacey, currently in the fantastic movie “Moon” [see our review], sends a message from Dave to all his followers on Twitter. That is after he spends 10 minutes trying to explain Twitter to him and that it doesn’t cost anything. Not everyone gets Twitter and Dave is apparently one of them.

Spacey sends his message to the world from Dave via his Blackberry.

Sacha Baron Cohen takes the stage to help David Letterman’s Top 10 List. The latest farce by Cohen takes a look the Austrian fashion reporter and opens in theaters this weekend.

Ahhh….Bonnaroo weekend.  That time of year when everyone’s inner-hippie pops out and gets high to the music. This year’s festival has started with a lineup including Bruce Springsteen, Phish, and the Beastie Boys. A few other bands are supposed to show up, too.

• Awkward
• When Bananas Go Bad
• Biff Tannen and Five Other Classic Movie Douchebags
• Drawn to isolation, Sam Rockwell visits the `Moon’
• Palins say ‘no way’ to Letterman invitation
• Heidi Montag posing for Playboy
• Liu Zi Xuan Is A Chinese Temptress
• The Gratuitous Hot Chicks And Beers Collection
• This Video Will Teach You How To Wake Up Your Girlfriend For Sex And Not Get Slapped
• Bing: 5 Things You Didn’t Know
• Smutty TMNT Video [ 100% NSFW!]
• Pau Gasol Poster
• How To Hack Flash Games
• 40 Pictures Of Roadside Dentists In Asia
• Chad Ochocinco Gets Face Tattoos
• Top 10: Reasons Women Love Vampires
• Annette Melton gets things moving ‘down under’
• How to pose like an Asian
• 5 Seriously Disturbing Animals
• Top 5  ‘Staches in Pro Sports
• This could be you…the greatest makeover ever!
• Retarded Publicity Stunts (That Fooled Everyone)
• Megan Fox Is Actually CGI

A weekend treat for you all. The cult comedy “Three O’Clock High!” So grab a bag of Cheetos and sit back for a great 80’s flick that features the nerd vs. the bulley. Great entertainment and a nice way to not work for 2 hours.

How did Rod Blagojevich get elected as governor of Illinois? This dude is certifiably insane. Here he visits The Late Show with David Letterman to discuss how he’s innocent and framed and crap like that no one is believing.